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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Archives posted:

If crime is this boring id hate to see what the regular job arc is like.

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CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."
In a regular job he'd still interact with someone else that'd share our pain of putting up with him, this way tho it's just more of his inner monologuing.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

It'd be one hundred pages of reading the classifieds

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
This is pretty weird but I'm also really digging it for some reason.

Thanks for putting in the legwork here onsetOutsider.

Gwyneth Palpate
Jun 7, 2010

Do you want your breadcrumbs highlighted?

~SMcD

That last panel would have been perfect for the narrator to chime in and be all "no seriously what the hell tooru"

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Lol this is legit funny

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

after all this hemming and hawing i think a ladybug is a good start.

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I'm not nearly organized enough to keep a backlog of these so when I sit down and do a bunch cuz I'm bored, uhh batch update I guess.
(Read: I'm too impatient to post)

Mr. Steak fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Jan 5, 2019

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

more anger about lack of soy sauce, and the realization that he has eaten the last package of natto

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


I'm surprised he gets out of bed before noon

Zoe
Jan 19, 2007
Hair Elf
Ladybug escaping got the first genuine laugh by me, followed closely by the second at 'I'll eat lunch first.' This is getting good.

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

...

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
he punched his noodles lmao

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

what kinda noodles do you eat

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

what kinda noodles do you eat

Ladybug noodles.

I am a giant praying mantis.

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

lmao

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





This NEET is fuckin savage!

TalkLittle
Jun 23, 2004

Where the heck are all these ladybugs coming from?

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.
they're the only ladies who want to be around him

PancakeTransmission
May 27, 2007

You gotta improvise, Lisa: cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust...


Plaster Town Cop
:tviv: lock this dude up, he punched a ladybug

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

That says "sprinkle"
shut up lol

Hot Stunt
Oct 2, 2009



poo poo is getting real.

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth
i'm the word "waft" amongst the stinklines

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Okay, his murder spree will consist entirely of bugs. He'll find out too late he could have gotten paid working as a legitimate exterminator.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

a grown unshaven man, stomping about his mom’s garden, known to aphids as “the rank terror”

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


What about when he realizes that aphids prey on other bugs, and he accidentally increased the net number in the world?!?!

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
The murderer so kind

Zoe
Jan 19, 2007
Hair Elf
It's true, that ladybug had a more fulfilling life than he ever did.

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

sodium

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."
Welp, better turn yourself in to the police for murdering that ladybug. And be sure to stutter a lot like a dweeb and only get out "I murdered a l-l-lady..." so the cops actually detain you for a bit.

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
yo sorry about no update. i was kind of sick and slept all day.

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


onsetOutsider posted:

yo sorry about no update. i was kind of sick and slept all day.

Hmph...

It’s got a short lifespan anyway, so I’ll let it slide...

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

The NEET already killed a ladybug, I don't see where it can go from here.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Grevling posted:

The NEET already killed a ladybug, I don't see where it can go from here.

Ghost of ladybug haunts NEET.

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Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I’ll probably revive this tonight. Sorry again for being SUPER DEAD

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