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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/LassPeaches/status/1081294055395323904
https://twitter.com/YSautin/status/1079745175637893120
https://twitter.com/ChuBailiang/status/1079655269838118912

BrutalistMcDonalds has issued a correction as of 10:25 on Jan 5, 2019

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/JamesMelville/status/1081222976366960640

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007


Ah, the Stalin approach.

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
A unified Korea would probably involve a 10 year+ plan that begins with allowing free travel, it seems crazy until you realize all of Korea sees it as one country separated rather than two.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Ace of Baes posted:

A unified Korea would probably involve a 10 year+ plan that begins with allowing free travel, it seems crazy until you realize all of Korea sees it as one country separated rather than two.

all of korea over the age of like 60

the rest of korea.... uh....

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

https://twitter.com/vgreenswallow/status/1081228091270213632?s=19

lmao China can not catch a break

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011

Slim Jim Pickens posted:

Hehehe if you want to see some mad libs... go back to dnd

Hamprince and typo are right here

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

:stare:

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
.

sincx has issued a correction as of 05:27 on Mar 23, 2021

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

sincx posted:

Lmao, the China thread in the Unnamed Forum is once again just sexpats defending their Asian fetishes. Modest Mao is very angry that the local guys aren't willing to facilitate his sexpating.

oh ok cool poo poo dude

e:

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/12/14/joe-lieberman-zte-to-lead-national-security-assessment-of-products.html

former senator joe lieberman has seen the light of marxism-leninism-maoism-xiism and is fighting for the chinese working class against america's corrupt protectionist policies masquerading as national security concerns

Fallen Hamprince has issued a correction as of 00:15 on Jan 6, 2019

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

that's the sort of thing that would scare the poo poo out of me for five seconds before i laugh about it

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011

Fallen Hamprince posted:

america's corrupt protectionist policies masquerading as national security concerns

this but unironically

also china is a bad capitalist state but i really admire how they've making GBS threads all over intellectual property rights and stealing all the things. death to IP

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
.

sincx has issued a correction as of 05:27 on Mar 23, 2021

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

R. Guyovich posted:

the koryo confederation model goes back to kim il-sung's era and is still the most workable plan

this is the least stupid thing posted in like tens of thousands of posts

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

R. Guyovich posted:

the koryo confederation model goes back to kim il-sung's era and is still the most workable plan
this is true

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977

bob dobbs is dead posted:

all of korea over the age of like 60

the rest of korea.... uh....

Not true in my experience, plenty of Koreans would like to see their grandparents/aunt's and uncles, etc. I lived in near 대구, which is in the most conservative part of the RoK.

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
We will see a unified Korea in the next 20 years :toxx:

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Ace of Baes posted:

We will see a unified Korea in the next 20 years :toxx:

i will be absolutely shocked if there is still a forum to ban you from in 20 years

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977

Fallen Hamprince posted:

i will be absolutely shocked if there is still a forum to ban you from in 20 years

I'm sure that's what people in 1999 thought...

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Fallen Hamprince posted:

i will be absolutely shocked if there is still a planet to ban you from in 20 years

BrainDance
May 8, 2007

Disco all night long!

Ace of Baes posted:

I'm sure that's what people in 1999 thought...

Hey man 2019s just starting.

Heer98
Apr 10, 2009
Koreans seem broadly enthusiastic and optimistic about reunification and overwhelmingly support Moon on that issue, but first they’re going to run him out of office on a rail for daring to maybe raise their taxes a little bit.

Oh, and they’ve got to complain about how raising the minimum wage is destroying the economy too

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
it's a SA-level lol that his name is a homophone for "problem person"

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

sincx posted:

Lmao, the China thread in the Unnamed Forum is once again just sexpats defending their Asian fetishes. Modest Mao is very angry that the local guys aren't willing to facilitate his sexpating.

I literally don't have sex (incel)

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Modest Mao posted:

I literally don't have sex (incel)

nice job u sexpat lol!

Pro PRC Laowai
Jun 14, 2018

sincx posted:

Lmao, the China thread in the Unnamed Forum is once again just sexpats defending their Asian fetishes. Modest Mao is very angry that the local guys aren't willing to facilitate his sexpating.

I'm on it

Pro PRC Laowai
Jun 14, 2018

The Great Autismo! posted:

nice job u sexpat lol!

Hello, father

Long time no see

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Fallen Hamprince posted:

i will be absolutely shocked if there is still a forum to ban you from in 20 years

The forums will still be open in 2039 :toxx:

Infernot
Jul 17, 2015

"A short night wakes me from a dream that seemed so long."
Grimey Drawer
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-asean-singapore/southeast-asia-wary-of-chinas-belt-and-road-project-skeptical-of-u-s-survey-idUSKCN1P00GP

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Loan Shark Imperialism

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 21 days!)

https://twitter.com/CarlZha/status/1082379495640711168

Norton the First
Dec 4, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
We pay a lot better.

e: which won't be as much of a problem as Chinese capitalism continues to expand.

tino
Jun 4, 2018

by Smythe
Taiwan doesn't have high tech stuff to steal.

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

tino posted:

Taiwan doesn't have high tech stuff to steal.

huh

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747
oh you mean it's already been stolen or what

edit: that post is very ignorant and it upsets me

literally just today 6 people were arrested after being paid 1 million each to leak tech info to China

https://www.ft.com/content/e8cf1de0-1274-11e9-a581-4ff78404524e

Modest Mao has issued a correction as of 01:46 on Jan 8, 2019

Graphic
Sep 4, 2018

It's like Lenin said
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKl6lmzIQIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=947Na8XqjGc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfLnFVzfKBs

there seems to be an entire industry on youtube of expat guide type channels where their main aim seems to be to make you think chinese people PERSONALLY -- not just the government -- are the worst, most immoral, vain, fake people on the planet.

if these aren't direct western government initiatives to blunt china's push to gain some kind of soft power I'm sure they at least donate generously to these patreons

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
.

sincx has issued a correction as of 05:27 on Mar 23, 2021

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

sincx posted:

Lol, I bet their real complaint is "these Chinese women won't have sex with me" and "these Chinese men won't help me have sex with Chinese woman."

I thought serpentza was married to a chinese woman and that modest Mao lived in Taiwan with his Taiwanese girlfriend

I really don't think what these people are saying is "mainland women won't have sex with me!" that's a heck of a decoder ring you got there

I mean serpentza's wife makes videos on his account, just search "serpentza wife" on youtube, it took like two seconds. I don't think he's really all that fussed about girls not having sex with him

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

The Great Autismo! posted:

I thought serpentza was married to a chinese woman and that modest Mao lived in Taiwan with his Taiwanese girlfriend

I really don't think what these people are saying is "mainland women won't have sex with me!" that's a heck of a decoder ring you got there

I mean serpentza's wife makes videos on his account, just search "serpentza wife" on youtube, it took like two seconds. I don't think he's really all that fussed about girls not having sex with him

You can still make money off of lonely expats

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The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Dreddout posted:

You can still make money off of lonely expats

ya I know, I was an expat for like a decade, I've seen washed up expats firsthand they're me lol

in all seriousness, there's nothing at all that comes close to remotely meaning "I wish I was having more sex with chinese women" in any of the posts I've read from modest Mao or in any of those videos that I saw from serpentza, though. which was what I was responding to.

it's usually pretty easy to figure out who the lonely sexpats are, you don't need some crazy decoder after watching a video called "why do asian people make peace signs in photos" to jump halfway across the jump to conclusions board and end up with "wow haha these guys totally are trying to get laid by chinese girls but they can't!!!! HAHA!"

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