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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Wildcard GDT: Seahawks vs Cowboys - whoever wins, a man loses a leg
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Seahawks 21 22.34%
Cowboys 12 12.77%
Both Teams Lose 35 37.23%
SCORING 26 27.66%
Total: 76 votes
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Sphyre posted:

i havent followed football closely since 2012 but i feel like i remember cowboys fans hating garrett and wanting him out back then, is he any good

He is not

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 this seems rather tame by today's standards

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noid#Kenneth_Lamar_Noid

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 Aw drat, that could have been a beautiful return

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Chris James 2 posted:

Has any other playoff game ended 3-0, because I could see this being the first if not

Scoragami won't be denied

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

He is not
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420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something
https://youtu.be/J0klTQRoqsA

Except the Count is the Noid

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Sphyre posted:

i havent followed football closely since 2012 but i feel like i remember cowboys fans hating garrett and wanting him out back then, is he any good

I want them to win this game and lose their next one so Garrett gets to keep his job for a bit

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Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

He is not

do you want him to walk op

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

He is not

I think you'll find that Jason Garrett has a winning record friend and is a good couch.

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DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
Seahawks might want to try getting yards now imo

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Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs
 God that was so close

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Sphyre posted:

i havent followed football closely since 2012 but i feel like i remember cowboys fans hating garrett and wanting him out back then, is he any good

He is extremely average

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Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
Does someone have two bad teams dot jpg laying around

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

DR AIDS posted:

Seahawks might want to try getting yards now imo

Not yet. You gotta commit to the Possum Method or else you just look ridiculous

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Pardon me Burger King, ten what for a dollar?

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Luminous Cow
Nov 2, 2007

Well you know there should be no law
on people that want to smoke a little dope.
Well you know it's good for your head
And it relax your body don't you know.
:420:

Luminous Cow posted:

I just want this game to not suck

God dammit

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Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


 Imagine a Ravens Seahawks Superbowl. So good.

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Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

the noid made a guy hold a dominos hostage and made the dude kill himself is that not good enough

D E H U M A N I Z E Y O U R S E L F A N D F A C E T O C I N N A S T I X

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Sphyre posted:

do you want him to walk op

I do

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hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Finger Prince posted:

Imagine a Ravens Seahawks Superbowl. So good.

this sounds awful

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Finger Prince posted:

Imagine a Ravens Seahawks Superbowl. So boring
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420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

Finger Prince posted:

Imagine a Ravens Seahawks Superbowl. So good.

Ew

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

General Dog posted:

Pardon me Burger King, ten what for a dollar?

bring back the loving king

and resurrect dave thomas too

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Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
troy aikman looks more and more like vince mcmahon with every passing year

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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013

Finger Prince posted:

Imagine a Ravens Seahawks Superbowl. So good.

:stonk:

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

 i don't like the cowboys or the seahawks. i guess i like the seahawks more, because of my friend Steve

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Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

DR AIDS posted:

Seahawks might want to try getting yards now imo
accomplished

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

DR AIDS posted:

Seahawks might want to try getting yards now imo

No stop

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
 Annnnnd here comes the RWBS

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
Oh hey hawks are doing a thing

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DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
Thanks for taking my advice, seabirds.

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blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
Will McClay and Rod Marinelli have single-handedly drug that room full of incompetent boobs to a respectable regular season record for the past few years, but have been unable to push their Sisyphian largesse of stupidity over the hill of a playoff win.

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Low Desert Punk posted:

troy aikman looks more and more like vince mcmahon with every passing year

Face like Vince McMahon, brain tissue like Donald Trump

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Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Finger Prince posted:

Imagine a Ravens Seahawks Superbowl. So good.

Ravens Saints with a Ravens victory is what I want

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Cool that we’re getting owned on playaction despite their run game doing nothing so far

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hifi
Jul 25, 2012

 what are these coverages lol. bite hard on the RPO then just lose lockett

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Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

General Dog posted:

Pardon me Burger King, ten what for a dollar?

Tiny nugs

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Bob Morales posted:

accomplished

Terrible move. It wasn't time yet. They needed a few more 3 and outs. Now they just wasted all that effort in the first quarter

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Cool that we’re getting owned on playaction despite their run game doing nothing so far

So far tonight but haven't they had the NFL's best rungame over the last couple months?

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BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

General Dog posted:

The Noid is a dom, not a sub

Still waiting on Trump to launch air strikes against The Noid.

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