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Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016


i love how the mexico side is sand and the US side is grass, like the border is a hard transition between little house on the prairie pastoral eden and dusty burrito-infested wasteland

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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

thank you, Azealia Banks. you've done a great service for your country

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

grimes has the answers you seek

Wrenever
Jul 22, 2007


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1081735898679701505
wwow I am really enjoying reality right now






very realistic and authentic

helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots


cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

DryGoods posted:

*i crash through your window into a bloody heap of flesh and glass. slowly, i drag myself beside you. each inch a mile of agony as you hear screams and the cracking of broken bones. my hamburger smashed face looks up at you with a pitiable sadness filling what you think could be the remnants of my eyes*

"id...idi...idioc"

lol

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

*watching azaelea banks publicly melt down into tila tequila levels of insanity*

"haha, grimes is sure owned now"

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



lmao

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Fallen Hamprince posted:

*watching azaelea banks publicly melt down into tila tequila levels of insanity*

"haha, grimes is sure owned now"

un ironically ?

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Wrenever posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1081735898679701505
wwow I am really enjoying reality right now






very realistic and authentic

staffer tweet :rolleyes:

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



DryGoods posted:

*i crash through your window into a bloody heap of flesh and glass. slowly, i drag myself beside you. each inch a mile of agony as you hear screams and the cracking of broken bones. my hamburger smashed face looks up at you with a pitiable sadness filling what you think could be the remnants of my eyes*

"id...idi...idioc"

lmao

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Pomp posted:

Thinking of watching a documentary tonight

do not watch grizzly man

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


pillsburysoldier posted:

Joe Buck is so loving bad

His delivery is the voice of passionless purgatory

have you ever heard his interviews with like, PFTCommentator or anything? Joe BUck has all of these insanely weird and hilarious stories and is a super personable and likeable guy...........and then he does broadcasts like this

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
idea: have different width slats so that it spells out "gently caress immigrants" in barcode for thousands of miles

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

I hope a white house aide reads SA and screen shots all our TRUMP! posts to show him

It would make him smile :unsmith: he needs friends

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPO

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Ramadu posted:

have you ever heard his interviews with like, PFTCommentator or anything? Joe BUck has all of these insanely weird and hilarious stories and is a super personable and likeable guy...........and then he does broadcasts like this

Waddawaste

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/davidsirota/status/1081726834801168384

the fake news just got 69% faker :smugdon:

Wrenever
Jul 22, 2007


ArmZ posted:

staffer tweet :rolleyes:

Trying to picture Trump putting this together himself on his computer

Wrenever has issued a correction as of 03:42 on Jan 6, 2019

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


cumshitter posted:

i went out on a walk earlier because it never rains in los angeles so i thought it would be nice and i saw a poster for ellen's new stand up special Relatable and at first i thought it was mark Zuckerberg



lol i saw a picture of trey gowdy the other day and for a second i thought it was ellen degeneres

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Pomp posted:

Thinking of watching a documentary tonight

blaze it and watch Lessons of Darkness

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

DryGoods posted:

*i crash through your window into a bloody heap of flesh and glass. slowly, i drag myself beside you. each inch a mile of agony as you hear screams and the cracking of broken bones. my hamburger smashed face looks up at you with a pitiable sadness filling what you think could be the remnants of my eyes*

"id...idi...idioc"

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Real talk, why did they decide to build a major government building in the shape of a pentagon

I mean it seems a little odd compared to most other buildings

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
:hmmyes:

https://twitter.com/jneeley78/status/1081740566621286402

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

pillsburysoldier posted:

I hope a white house aide reads SA and screen shots all our TRUMP! posts to show him

It would make him smile :unsmith: he needs friends

I’d like to respectfully piss on your face Mr. President

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Siljmonster posted:

TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPO

Sir, this is a prison cell, there is only pruno here.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Pomp posted:

Thinking of watching a documentary tonight

There are some documentaries about Superfund sites that'll make you insanely mad

PDP-1
Oct 12, 2004

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

animist posted:

I wonder at what point we'll be able to start selling kids to Amazon Turk in exchange for loan forgiveness

somewhere steven miller is reading this post and realizing how he can use all of those kids in cages to fund the wall

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

C-Euro posted:

Real talk, why did they decide to build a major government building in the shape of a pentagon

I mean it seems a little odd compared to most other buildings

it was basically built as fast as possible during ww2

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

pillsburysoldier posted:

There are some documentaries about Superfund sites that'll make you insanely mad

https://www.pbs.org/video/truly-ca-plagues-pleasures-salton-sea-episode-302-trulyca/

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Pomp posted:

Thinking of watching a documentary tonight

reminder that the star trek universe is exactly the same as our current one except there's no star trek franchise in theirs

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

C-Euro posted:

Real talk, why did they decide to build a major government building in the shape of a pentagon

I mean it seems a little odd compared to most other buildings

supposedly because of the shape of the property it's on

Wrenever
Jul 22, 2007



Imagine taking psychedelics and still being elon musk

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Fallen Hamprince posted:

didn't know delaware had such extensive salt reserves

actually we mostly just make sand and gravel as far as natural resources go.

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Wrenever posted:

Imagine taking psychedelics and still being elon musk

Too smooth to trip

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

C-Euro posted:

Real talk, why did they decide to build a major government building in the shape of a pentagon

I mean it seems a little odd compared to most other buildings

contractor hustle. buy four walls and ill toss in an extra for 50% off

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


C-Euro posted:

Real talk, why did they decide to build a major government building in the shape of a pentagon

I mean it seems a little odd compared to most other buildings

I'm glad they did because it's cool as poo poo and if we're going to have an literal actual Evil Conspiracy HQ I want it to at least look cool

animist
Aug 28, 2018

Wrenever posted:

Imagine taking psychedelics and still being elon musk

the peyote gods are speaking to me... they are telling me about... CARS

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
The acid just bounces off the smoothed neurons and fucks off down to the bladder

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Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
America after trump,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8awCKdJVag

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