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Seahawks 21 22.34%
Cowboys 12 12.77%
Both Teams Lose 35 37.23%
SCORING 26 27.66%
Total: 76 votes
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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Athanatos posted:

That Packers qb looks like he hates his family

that colts qb looks like he just returned from bull run

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hifi
Jul 25, 2012

that whitlock commercial is insulting

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs
Schotty probably cost us the loving game with his loving martyball god dammit be loving aggressive didnt your dad getting his heart ripped out every loving year leave any impression gently caress

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
Russell Wilson is averaging 9.0 yards per pass attempt but only has 11 pass attempts at halftime

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

"Get my Robaxacet®!" - noted old man, Seahawks kicker

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
watching a kicker get owned is always funny

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

The 400lb top-heavy kicker pulled a hammy, odd

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Goddamn we got Schotty'd in that last 30seconds

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

bad day to have legs I guess

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Any chance Joe Buck could sustain an injury during this game?

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Nobody's lower body is safe in that stadium tonight, down to the janitors

Timmy Age 6
Jul 23, 2011

Lobster says "mrow?"

Ramrod XTreme

SirPablo posted:

Any chance Joe Buck could sustain an injury during this game?

Hair plug appointment during halftime?

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
lol DC fox channel is full loving chud

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




Lololol

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
"make the redskins great again"

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.

Intruder posted:

why do people keep posting "the seahawks kicker"?

Sorry but I am not trying to pretend I give a poo poo who a kicker is.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
Charles Haley has probably cummed all over Goodells quivering hand by now

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

If Birdbox really happened, the monsters would wait for this game to be over first

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Intruder posted:

why do people keep posting "the seahawks kicker"?

kickers dont have names lol

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Halftime report: I tore through this frozen margarita like my life depended on it. My voice is halfway gone, got some good fans by me trying their damndest to be loud with me, and this game is already giving me more gray hairs.



Pray for Shinjobi. Or don't.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

jordan peterson will just tell Sebastian Janikowski to clean his room and after some introspection im sure he'll be fine

A lobster would have made the kick. :colbert:

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something
Corey Wooton does post game on the Fox Chicago station. I picked the wrong career path

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

420_Power_Rangers posted:

Corey Wooton does post game on the Fox Chicago station. I picked the wrong career path

If I could draw any kind of paycheck on the side for saying "You know what? They just weren't dialed in" once a week, I'd do it

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.

Shinjobi posted:

Halftime report: I tore through this frozen margarita like my life depended on it. My voice is halfway gone, got some good fans by me trying their damndest to be loud with me, and this game is already giving me more gray hairs.



Pray for Shinjobi. Or don't.

Hello fellow cowboys fan. I too am drinking frozen margaritas praying to football jesus. I think I pooped myself a little from watching that kick.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
Nice framing of that facemask no-call on the halftime highlight intro lol

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Is Flutie's drop kick for the Pats the most recent one in the NFL? And that was an extra point, when was the last one kicked for three points?

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Troy Aikman like dude im so high

Timmy Age 6
Jul 23, 2011

Lobster says "mrow?"

Ramrod XTreme

BGrifter posted:

A lobster would have made the kick. :colbert:

As someone who works with lobsters, I feel compelled to say this probably isn't true, if only because their legs aren't actually that powerful. Maybe with their tails. But then they'd have no way to plant to kick it.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Here comes drop kicked FG's!

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
Run. Run. Pass?

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
So does Jerryworld just like run on a constant supply of sacrificed legs

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:
Seahawks suck badly

Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
Dinosaur Gum
Yes keep getting two yards, good play calls

Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
Dinosaur Gum

Errant Gin Monks posted:

Seahawks suck badly

I do t know how they won 6 games let alone 10

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

DR AIDS posted:

Run. Run. Pass?

Yup

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
God drat Schotty and Linehan must make out under the bleachers and share notebooks

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Seahawks kicker is in the back room drinking Metamucil watching the game on the monitor

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Hire me I can do the same

Lol Tavon Austin is so bad

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BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

N00ba the Hutt posted:

As someone who works with lobsters, I feel compelled to say this probably isn't true, if only because their legs aren't actually that powerful. Maybe with their tails. But then they'd have no way to plant to kick it.

Have you ever encountered a lobster with The Gorilla Mindset though?

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