NFL Wildcard GDT: Seahawks vs Cowboys - whoever wins, a man loses a leg

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Seahawks	21	22.34%
Cowboys	12	12.77%
Both Teams Lose	35	37.23%
SCORING	26	27.66%
Total:	76 votes

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Literally Lewis Hamilton: Feb 22, 2005

corn on the cop posted:

brian schottenheimer is like watching offensive playbooks go back to 1970

His dads stuff?

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sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

indigi posted:

that's too cool for him tbh

It's not his decision

# ? Jan 6, 2019 04:33

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Jordan Peterson is a goon?

probably

# ? Jan 6, 2019 04:33

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

Abel Wingnut posted:

why would you ever dropkick it?

Our punter is a rugby player he don't know any other way

# ? Jan 6, 2019 04:33

DR AIDS: Nov 4, 2008; No shits will be given

Silly Burrito posted:

I just plain don't like Pete Carroll.

He's cool, actually. You're just used to your boring coach.

# ? Jan 6, 2019 04:33

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
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Kawasaki Nun posted:

I'd rather play the team that can't kick field goals or do proper kick offs

RWBS is a strong force in the universe.

# ? Jan 6, 2019 04:33

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Tom Sellout posted:

Dak 4th quarter mode will engage soon

Sound like a Seahawks fan.

# ? Jan 6, 2019 04:34

Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Silly Burrito posted:

He will dink and dunk his way down the god drat field and i will easily sport a semi

# ? Jan 6, 2019 04:34

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

The game where the eagles were doing kicker tryouts on the sidelines was amazing

# ? Jan 6, 2019 04:34

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Just got back from a party watching the Saturday games; we all decided to leave at halftime of this game because it sucks, but hey, it did have an injury so horrifying that a girl threw up in a bowl of pretzels upon watching it

that's my NFL playoffs story so far

# ? Jan 6, 2019 04:34

Errant Gin Monks: Oct 2, 2009; "Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch

A.o.D. posted:

Yes but have you considered gently caress the Cowboys?

After thinking about this for a while I have concluded you are totally right.

gently caress the cowboys.

# ? Jan 6, 2019 04:34

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

I'd chain my punter to a post for 2 weeks and make him figure out whatever changes he needs to in case he needs to make a kickoff every now and then. He's getting paid a lot of money, he'd get fed, but he's going to get chained to the practice field

# ? Jan 6, 2019 04:34

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Seabass being hurt really sucks. That said, drop kicks are the best thing in football.

# ? Jan 6, 2019 04:35

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

surf rock posted:

Just got back from a party watching the Saturday games; we all decided to leave at halftime of this game because it sucks, but hey, it did have an injury so horrifying that a girl threw up in a bowl of pretzels upon watching it

those poor pretzels

# ? Jan 6, 2019 04:35

DR AIDS: Nov 4, 2008; No shits will be given

surf rock posted:

Just got back from a party watching the Saturday games; we all decided to leave at halftime of this game because it sucks, but hey, it did have an injury so horrifying that a girl threw up in a bowl of pretzels upon watching it

that's my NFL playoffs story so far

Understandable, who the gently caress brings pretzels?

# ? Jan 6, 2019 04:35

soggybagel: Aug 6, 2006; The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.

Sorry but if you like the orville you suck. Seth MacFarlane is ugly and shoudln't be on tv.

# ? Jan 6, 2019 04:35

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
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surf rock posted:

Just got back from a party watching the Saturday games; we all decided to leave at halftime of this game because it sucks, but hey, it did have an injury so horrifying that a girl threw up in a bowl of pretzels upon watching it

that's my NFL playoffs story so far

You sure she just wasn't sick of the game itself?

# ? Jan 6, 2019 04:35

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

indigi posted:

what do you think Russell Wilson says when he does something good. "Aw heck yes! Woo! Gosh heckin darn, I rock!"

It's the opposite of what he says when he is sad, which is "Aw, beans."

# ? Jan 6, 2019 04:36

Literally Lewis Hamilton: Feb 22, 2005

surf rock posted:

Just got back from a party watching the Saturday games; we all decided to leave at halftime of this game because it sucks, but hey, it did have an injury so horrifying that a girl threw up in a bowl of pretzels upon watching it

that's my NFL playoffs story so far

What kind of pretzels? Sticks, waffle cut, what are we working with?

# ? Jan 6, 2019 04:36

Errant Gin Monks: Oct 2, 2009; "Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch

soggybagel posted:

Sorry but if you like the orville you suck. Seth MacFarlane is ugly and shoudln't be on tv.

This is very true

# ? Jan 6, 2019 04:36

Peachfart: Jan 21, 2017

soggybagel posted:

Sorry but if you like the orville you suck. Seth MacFarlane is ugly and shoudln't be on tv.

Wrong, and go hawks

# ? Jan 6, 2019 04:36

Thaddius the Large: Jul 5, 2006; It's in the five-hole!

soggybagel posted:

Sorry but if you like the orville you suck. Seth MacFarlane is ugly and shoudln't be on tv.

I hate watch it, and it�s pretty fantastic for that purpose, the season 2 openers was legitimately one of the most hilariously bad things I�ve ever seen

# ? Jan 6, 2019 04:36

algebra testes: Mar 5, 2011; Lipstick Apathy

Its Rinaldo posted:

Our punter is a rugby player he don't know any other way

AFL but your point stands.

Except it doesn't because Rugby players kick from the tee often so.

# ? Jan 6, 2019 04:36

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

sweet thursday posted:

I'd chain my punter to a post for 2 weeks and make him figure out whatever changes he needs to in case he needs to make a kickoff every now and then. He's getting paid a lot of money, he'd get fed, but he's going to get chained to the practice field

Entitled punters these day.

# ? Jan 6, 2019 04:36

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

if you watch TV you probaboly have affluenza

# ? Jan 6, 2019 04:36

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Why havent we used Cooper more

# ? Jan 6, 2019 04:36

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
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soggybagel posted:

Sorry but if you like the orville you suck. Seth MacFarlane is ugly and shoudln't be on tv.

Have you seen the latest episode on gay pornography and a computer virus with exploding suns?

Kirk ain't never had to put up with that poo poo.

# ? Jan 6, 2019 04:36

Grinnblade: Sep 24, 2007

MORE ANKLES FOR THE ANKLE GOD

# ? Jan 6, 2019 04:37

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

More feet for the Jerrymonster

# ? Jan 6, 2019 04:37

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

soggybagel posted:

Sorry but if you like the orville you suck. Seth MacFarlane is ugly and shoudln't be on tv.

A funny thing to think about from time to time is that Seth MacFarlane used to date the khaleesi

# ? Jan 6, 2019 04:37

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

DR AIDS posted:

Understandable, who the gently caress brings pretzels?

Of they were Unique pretzels I would have cried. Those are really loving good

# ? Jan 6, 2019 04:37

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

The Bananana posted:

Why havent we used Cooper more

Ask and you shall loving recieve

# ? Jan 6, 2019 04:37

EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

The Bananana posted:

Why havent we used Cooper more

# ? Jan 6, 2019 04:37

hifi: Jul 25, 2012

the orville is good

# ? Jan 6, 2019 04:37

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Cooooooooooooooooop

# ? Jan 6, 2019 04:37

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

What kind of pretzels? Sticks, waffle cut, what are we working with?

Sticks, tbh it wasn't a big loss

# ? Jan 6, 2019 04:38

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

thing is the worst and if you like thing, you are too

# ? Jan 6, 2019 04:38

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Dak2Dak!!!

# ? Jan 6, 2019 04:38

Power of Pecota: Aug 4, 2007; Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

hifi posted:

the orville is good

You left out the Blingee'd "For me to poop on"

# ? Jan 6, 2019 04:38

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algebra testes: Mar 5, 2011; Lipstick Apathy

Goddamnit

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