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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Wildcard GDT: Seahawks vs Cowboys - whoever wins, a man loses a leg
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Seahawks 21 22.34%
Cowboys 12 12.77%
Both Teams Lose 35 37.23%
SCORING 26 27.66%
Total: 76 votes
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Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

CapnAndy posted:

Chevrolet ran multiple commercials during this game telling people that Ford, Honda, and Toyota all make extremely reliable cars that their owners are satisfied with

Did it have that one dude in it because he’s up there on the poo poo list too

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BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
Blatant DPI and the nonsense "I love it when they don't call that" is bullshit.

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Larch posted:

Wow. That is an earned pick.

Yeah, through illicit means

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Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
Dinosaur Gum
Sweet 5 yard pass schotty, nice calls

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

My wife: " this game is like a limp dick it doesnt do anything for anyone"

She got that diss from how her side piece talks about you behind your back

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EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


 :flag: :flag: :flag:

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A Tasteful Nude
Jun 3, 2013

A cool anime hagrid pic (imagine nude pls)

sweet thursday posted:

Clownball car has pulled up and all the clowns are pouring out

For the first time, this game surpasses the quality of the competing time slot premier of The Rock's titan agro crag games.

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Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

My wife: " this game is like a limp dick it doesnt do anything for anyone"

Way easier to piss with a limp dick.

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
chippy, chippy, boys

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Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
Dinosaur Gum
Lmbo, this is pathetic

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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
lol, Seahawks pissing down their legs after a crazy pick.

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



 Makeup calls for that bs interception

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DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given

Shindragon posted:

Only Seahawks can do bullshit like that. God I hate that

I don't, it loving rules.

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420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

Cavauro posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyiIGEHQP8o

Why are you doing this?

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 Oh come the gently caress on

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razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


 :|

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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Master Stur posted:

shes p experienced with limp dick i take it!!

yes of course im a goon

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
 Dammit Fluker

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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
incredible composure, seahawks

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Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

 That was a bad play

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Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
wow a terrible screen!

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Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.
The earth doesn't deserve this game. If you don't like this game you don't like football.

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Seahawks offense really doesn’t want to win.

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Ok...

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Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
Dinosaur Gum
22 yards to go and schotty calls a loving swing pass go to hell you dipshit

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algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
Lol ffs

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Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
more low yardage swing passing from schottenheimer.

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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005
Big yardage screen play there

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Grinnblade
Sep 24, 2007
 what the gently caress is this play calling :psypop:

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Larch
Dec 20, 2004

BEE LOVER
Aikman should finish that novel. Later.

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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
lol, the schottenheimer special

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
 Why would you motion Tyler, you're deep ball threat, into the back field for a flat check down

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Mega64 posted:

Seahawks offense really doesn’t want to win.

No matter who wins, we all lose.

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

 3rd and 20. What they're doing here is they're making the most of their earned turnovers. That's how you make an impact in this National Football League.

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AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
tax Jerry Jones at a rate of 100%

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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

Sweeper posted:

22 yards to go and schotty calls a loving swing pass go to hell you dipshit

It was so god drat telegraphed too.

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Egregious fouls here

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Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:
This is the worst playcalling I have ever seen.

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Larch
Dec 20, 2004

BEE LOVER

The Bananana posted:

Yeah, through illicit means

Don't be salty.

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

razorscooter posted:

watch us do nothing with this ball

Watching.

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