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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Wildcard GDT: Seahawks vs Cowboys - whoever wins, a man loses a leg
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Seahawks 21 22.34%
Cowboys 12 12.77%
Both Teams Lose 35 37.23%
SCORING 26 27.66%
Total: 76 votes
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Master Stur
Jun 13, 2008

chasin' tail
 just lmao @ hiring schotty, hawks deserve this mighty offensive showing

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

MazelTovCocktail posted:

Can someone explain the Carroll 9/11 jokes? I (briefly) looked it up and couldn’t find him saying anything about it.

It was reported by one non reputable paper and never mentioned again but it's pretty funny to think Pete is a 9/11 truther so we all keep making it

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 HEY COME BACK

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Intruder posted:

Elliot is good at punching people in the mouth

Especially if he's dating them.

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Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

MazelTovCocktail posted:

Can someone explain the Carroll 9/11 jokes? I (briefly) looked it up and couldn’t find him saying anything about it.

Pete Carroll did 9/11

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Larch
Dec 20, 2004

BEE LOVER
Cowboys. Winning. A playoff game. Right now.

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EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


 Bullshit flag

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
noah brown is not a popular man right now

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razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008

Master Stur posted:

just lmao @ hiring schotty, hawks deserve this mighty offensive showing
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indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
COWBOYS EAT BUTT

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 https://twitter.com/chrisvernonshow/status/1081764912228155392?s=21

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Refs realized they forgot to throw any flags in the first 3.5 quarters and now they're frantically trying to meet their quota.

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Vulgarian
Oct 2, 2011
 I feel like it says a lot about how crazy football is that the whole game basically turned on that special teams play where the Hawks blew their punt coverage.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Takes No Damage posted:

Especially if he's dating them.

:thejoke:

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Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/chrisvernonshow/status/1081764912228155392?s=21

lmao

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Larch
Dec 20, 2004

BEE LOVER
Mazeltovcocktail: Pete Carroll was a tither ltruther at one point.

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
 lol hell yea

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 DAK BIG BALLS PRESCOTT WITH THE ICE

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Jet fuel can't melt Schotty screens.

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 Hahaha

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Dak2Dak!!!!!

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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
OMG Seahawks you bums.

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
lol how did you dipshits let that happen

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 Wow that was really bad Seahawks

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

 That's what we call the Vertical Elway

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EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


 Lol

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
 Welp

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
 favreian

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Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

 you could've broken the plane if you kept your arm out coward

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razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


 lmao see y’all in october

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Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
Dinosaur Gum
Lmfao Seahawks aren’t even trying to win

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 Yeah, that's got to be game.

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hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches
 lmao :fork:

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
 Dak :stare:

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Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs
 are you loving kidding me

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Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION



 Seattle fans getting their own taste of RWBS

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


 :fork:

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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
lmfao

that was incredibly sad

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Dak Attack

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



 I love dak

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