NFL Wildcard GDT: Seahawks vs Cowboys - whoever wins, a man loses a leg

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Seahawks	21	22.34%
Cowboys	12	12.77%
Both Teams Lose	35	37.23%
SCORING	26	27.66%
Total:	76 votes

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Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

SirPablo posted:

Jet fuel can't melt Schotty screens.

Jets' fool can melt Seahawk dreams though.

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 23:37

Sweeper: Nov 29, 2007; The Joe Buck of Posting; Dinosaur Gum

Cut #30 that�s pathetic

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:12

Larch: Dec 20, 2004; BEE LOVER

Wow.

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:13

Master Stur: Jun 13, 2008; chasin' tail

Haha that ruled Dak

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Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

I have no idea how Dak didn't fumble

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Sickening: Jul 16, 2007; Black summer was the best summer.

I feel like this quarterback has something.

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:13

snack eater: Aug 25, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

Sphyre posted:

you could've broken the plane if you kept your arm out coward

It's wiser to keep it and let clock run

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Finger Prince: Jan 5, 2007

Dakocopter

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rjmccall: Sep 7, 2007; no worries friend; Fun Shoe

lol

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Diqnol: May 10, 2010

gently caress ThE cOwBoYs - me, before seeing a spark of personality from dak prescott

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sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

Kalli posted:

Jets' fool can melt Seahawk dreams though.

Now I know why you gave up the moderatorship. Make edgy posts like this. Goddamn man!

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Larch: Dec 20, 2004; BEE LOVER

Dak made his bones today.

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Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Ballgame!

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Grinnblade: Sep 24, 2007

welp at least the Mariners...oh wait :shepicide:

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Errant Gin Monks: Oct 2, 2009; "Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch

This defense is a loving joke

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Sickening: Jul 16, 2007; Black summer was the best summer.

Suck my dick forever Seahawks nation.

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Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Dallas lead status: Insurmountable.

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indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

DAK

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Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Texas' Team

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fishing with the fam: Feb 29, 2008; Durr

Game. Lost by completely biffing on tackling the QB.

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sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

Tomorrow Carroll is going to watch this game tape the same way he watched the mainstream media's coverage of 9/11

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Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

and *that* is the game

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Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Jerry just came

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shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

Really? You lose on a QB keeper up the middle in 3rd and long? That's godawful.

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Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Folks, Dak is good

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Literally Lewis Hamilton: Feb 22, 2005

I�m the guy looking for a high five

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Sweeper: Nov 29, 2007; The Joe Buck of Posting; Dinosaur Gum

There is not a coach in the league worse than schottenheimer

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DrunkPanda: Apr 24, 2005; I am trolling you, CineD

28 Days Later is actually a great movie

fuck starcraft

Jerry Jones is the worst. Watching him happy makes me sad

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The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Cowboys. COWBS!

WHOSE NEXT?! :hai:

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Master Stur: Jun 13, 2008; chasin' tail

Dak scores, dallas up by two. Schotty staring at his clipboard.. Its all screens

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Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

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AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

That Jerry footage will be a .gif

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unl33t: Feb 21, 2004

The future is Dak Prescott down one foot from the goal, over and over.

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Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Sickening posted:

Suck my dick forever Seahawks nation.

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Diqnol: May 10, 2010

shirts and skins posted:

Really? You lose on a QB keeper up the middle in 3rd and long? That's godawful.

QB keepers tend to be really effective cuz everyone is scared to hurt the QB

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:15

Larch: Dec 20, 2004; BEE LOVER

I just noticed that the Saehawks have no timeouts.

None.

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razorscooter: Nov 5, 2008

thank u mister schotteheimer

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Finger Prince: Jan 5, 2007

People joke that the Chiefs have no defense, but Seattle, has no defense.

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Painkiller: Jan 30, 2005; You think the truth will set you free...

well im really glad i stayed up till 4am to watch this poo poo.

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That Which Squeaks: Aug 28, 2006; "Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick

gently caress Jerry Jones, but also hahaha seahawks

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