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Seahawks 21 22.34%
Cowboys 12 12.77%
Both Teams Lose 35 37.23%
SCORING 26 27.66%
Total: 76 votes
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shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
This loss is on Pete and Schottenheimer. I just don't understand that game plan.

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Larch posted:

I just noticed that the Saehawks have no timeouts.

None.

Thats not many at all!

RJWaters2
Dec 16, 2011

It was not not not so great
May the Saints embarrass these Boys heavily next week

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:
Seattle will now screen and pitch and never even try to go downfield.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

sweet thursday posted:

Tomorrow Carroll is going to watch this game tape the same way he watched the mainstream media's coverage of 9/11

Maybe he'll spend the off season trying to figure out who did the inside job.

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
Goddamn motherfucking Seahawks

You made Jerry Jones happy, you useless fucks

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL
2 minutes to go, down by 10. Think maybe we'll throw the ball? Maybe? Once?

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

shirts and skins posted:

This loss is on Pete and Schottenheimer. I just don't understand that game plan.

Yes you do. It was "Be the bad team we've been all year, Playoffs Edition"

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


Master Stur posted:

Dak scores, dallas up by two. Schotty staring at his clipboard.. Its all screens

wrong

there is also a run straight up the gut in there

Propaganda Bob
Aug 26, 2006

Not one step backwards!
seahawks just didn't establish the run game

Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
Dinosaur Gum
First play, run up the middle?

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Time for two game-winning drives consisting of screens and runs up the middle.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
If the Hawks score, who does the onside kick? Do they do an onside dropkick?

Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
Dinosaur Gum
They’ll never expect the run up the guy it’s brilliant

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

Propaganda Bob posted:

seahawks just didn't establish the run game

They just needed to establish it harder

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

hell yeah a screen

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


Propaganda Bob posted:

seahawks just didn't establish the run game

shoulda kept pounding that rock

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Please please please please Dallas just please please please

Larch
Dec 20, 2004

BEE LOVER

Bip Roberts posted:

Thats not many at all!

Pretty close to zero by my reckoning.

Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
Dinosaur Gum
Lmfao it’s worse than I thought, a garbage screen

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
Thank you, Cowboys, you may go back to loving off in 2:08 of game time.

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:

Inspector 34 posted:

2 minutes to go, down by 10. Think maybe we'll throw the ball? Maybe? Once?

Ahem allow me.


gently caress NO

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
noice checkdown

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

more screens for the screen god

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Another swing pass. Another injury.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

ELO Musk posted:

Yes you do. It was "Be the bad team we've been all year, Playoffs Edition"

This was egregious even by those standards

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

The Unnamed One posted:

Goddamn motherfucking Seahawks

You made Jerry Jones happy, you useless fucks

:hai:

and garrett’s getting an extension

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Finger Prince posted:

People joke that the Chiefs have no defense, but Seattle, has no defense.

This man has no defense

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
"Dropkick Murphy's Law" would be a good username

Master Stur
Jun 13, 2008

chasin' tail
Schotty's onside kick consists of everyone stopping just short of 10 yards

snack eater
Aug 25, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
Can the rugby guy do onside kicks

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
These teams are both astoundingly bad at football.

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:
There we go. Number 1 is a screen.

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Master Stur posted:

Schotty's onside kick consists of everyone stopping just short of 10 yards

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Looking forward to the Seahawks attempting an onside kick without a kicker.

That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick
Ah, but have you considered a screen?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
SHINJOBI UP IN THIS loving STADIUM GETTING BLITZED AND LOSING HIS poo poo



I might poo poo as well

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs
This is how I thought we'd play against everyone else at the start of the year

Like, I shouldn't be surprised, but I'm mad nonetheless

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

The Unnamed One posted:

Goddamn motherfucking Seahawks

You made Jerry Jones happy, you useless fucks

Wait until next week. (unless Philly wins)

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Diqnol
May 10, 2010

shirts and skins posted:

This was egregious even by those standards

Dear god man! These readings...it seems that the Seahawks offense is anemic!

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