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Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

punchymcpunch posted:

maybe two of those are joke theft and the rest are all "this picture is doing the rounds heres an obvious joke"

there's whole thread of them

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


remember broken ankle guy from last night

he's already fine

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1081818576993038336

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



UFOTacoMan posted:

all of them and all of yours and everyone else’s

joke's on you, I don't make jokes, only bad posts

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Epic High Five posted:

i need to get a skinning knife, deer season is over so I can go plinking in the state forest nearby and catch some squirrel and rabbit without getting blown away

EHF true leftists sit around their flannel pajamas talking about Obamacare and Harry Potter and Hamilton the Musical.

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
Is it the diet coke causing brain damage or the phentermine

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

rear end cobra posted:

how did the date go?

Extremely well, he was a true gentleman, very attentionate and funny. We held hands together :3:
He wanted for us to meet again tomorrow at the airbnb he rents to tourists but unfortunately the schedule has been tighter than expected so now i'm not so sure when i see him :(

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Bearjew posted:

joke's on you, I don't make jokes, only bad posts

that ones going in the stolen joke book not matter what you say

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

SKULL.GIF posted:

remember broken ankle guy from last night

he's already fine

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1081818576993038336

Oh word?

Sports chuds get literally the best doctors in the entire nation.

Pediatricians are the worst paid doctors in the entire nation.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
lmao

can you imagine being Susan Collins and still believing anything that Mitch or the President or anyone in the Republican Party told you?

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

punchymcpunch posted:

maybe two of those are joke theft and the rest are all "this picture is doing the rounds heres an obvious joke"

yeah. i think there's a difference between a comedian stealing someone else's crafted work and posting a picture someone else found of a rainbow ship and saying "gay boat"

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



white sauce posted:

EHF true leftists sit around their flannel pajamas talking about Obamacare and Harry Potter and Hamilton the Musical.

they just haven't experienced proper praxis vis-a-vis ample amounts of hooting; hollaring

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

I did a thing posted:

Is it the diet coke causing brain damage or the phentermine
it's the syphilis

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



UFOTacoMan posted:

that ones going in the stolen joke book not matter what you say

I'm suing you!!!!

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Fallen Hamprince posted:

there's whole thread of them

oh ok, why didnt the guy lead with the most damning ones

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

DryGoods posted:

yeah. i think there's a difference between a comedian stealing someone else's crafted work and posting a picture someone else found of a rainbow ship and saying "gay boat"

gay post

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Kurtofan posted:

Extremely well, he was a true gentleman, very attentionate and funny. We held hands together :3:
He wanted for us to meet again tomorrow at the airbnb he rents to tourists but unfortunately the schedule has been tighter than expected so now i'm not so sure when i see him :(

Put on a creepy latex trump mask and suck him off OP

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

white sauce posted:

Put on a creepy latex trump mask and suck him off OP

Do not try to kill my boner

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

original content DO NOT STEAL!

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



i notice none of those original tweets had "OC do not steal" at the end, as is Internet Law

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Trump

PDP-1
Oct 12, 2004

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

i read the first sentence of that tweet and got all excited for about half a second

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Nazi prez

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

trump

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

white sauce posted:

Oh word?

Sports chuds get literally the best doctors in the entire nation.

Pediatricians are the worst paid doctors in the entire nation.

myabe that toddler shouldve played football instead

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



haha some of these are just "you called that a couch but its a chez longe"

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Nationalize all jokes imo

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

TMMadman posted:

lmao

can you imagine being Susan Collins and still believing anything that Mitch or the President or anyone in the Republican Party told you?

id really like to know if shes being honest or not on this. mcconnell has hosed her over so many times at this poiont, does she have an embaressment fetish or something?

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



im never ever going to properly attribute whoever took that liza minelli photo

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Kurtofan posted:

Extremely well, he was a true gentleman, very attentionate and funny. We held hands together :3:
He wanted for us to meet again tomorrow at the airbnb he rents to tourists but unfortunately the schedule has been tighter than expected so now i'm not so sure when i see him :(

thats good to hear :) try to squeeze him in soon

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

So we have deets on why the CoS resigned or is it just Trimp l right now?

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Relevant Tangent posted:

So we have deets on why the CoS resigned or is it just Trimp l right now?

solidarity with mattis

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




who?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




Gape OST

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Sir Tonk posted:

id really like to know if shes being honest or not on this. mcconnell has hosed her over so many times at this poiont, does she have an embaressment fetish or something?

Remember when she secured some promise from McConnell during the ACA debate in 2017 and then after she voted McConnell basically said 'gently caress you' straight to her face by refusing to bring up the stuff she wanted?

Loutre
Jan 14, 2004

✓COMFY
✓CLASSY
✓HORNY
✓PEPSI

white sauce posted:

Oh word?

Sports chuds get literally the best doctors in the entire nation.

I got my ACL repaired by the same guy who does it for the Broncos and it was the same $4k it would have been anywhere else :shrug:

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Sir Tonk posted:

id really like to know if shes being honest or not on this. mcconnell has hosed her over so many times at this poiont, does she have an embaressment fetish or something?

this is easily explained by the fact that, "she's a Nazi"

Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

Area 51. You heard of it, right?





Fallen Rib

I mean tbf he has been bankrupt many times

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



TMMadman posted:

Remember when she secured some promise from McConnell during the ACA debate in 2017 and then after she voted McConnell basically said 'gently caress you' straight to her face by refusing to bring up the stuff she wanted?

it's all performative

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