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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Low energy trump tweet, sad

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dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

fusionpit posted:

Lol just lol if you didn't know the dems would fold like the dick shits they are from the very start

pelosi has so far seemed to be happy letting them trip all over their dicks, but yeah I’m betting Schumer will find a way to fold

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

one of the last meetings was Trump throwing a kim jong un letter at schumer...so, i guess progress is no giant novelty love letters thrown

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Bethamphetamine posted:

What really gets me is that Lowtax figured out all this liability legal stuff a decade ago by happy accident and trial and error. Why isn't some company paying him insane amounts of money to be their rain man idiot savant director of communications?

the law just changed a ton, so hes gonna have to refigure it out

like you could be liable under sesta for a user saying "I'm gay" now

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
"Instead of a wall I am going to dig a massive canyon to offset the rise in sea level" - Elon musk after microdosing acid and smoking weed dmt with Joe Rogan

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

would love to see transcripts of the actual negotiations, like what are they even talking about at this point

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

fusionpit posted:

Lol just lol if you didn't know the dems would fold like the dick shits they are from the very start

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

I did a thing posted:

They better not give the fat orange bitch a dollar

They will lol

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

I did a thing posted:

CNN and late television will rehab her image in the unlikely event things matter again

It'll be ugly

lmao remember spicer getting a standing ovation from celebs after

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Pelosi and Schumer aren't even showing up in person haha

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Duscat posted:

would love to see transcripts of the actual negotiations, like what are they even talking about at this point

"is it true that he poo poo his pants?"

"Pence you have to stop reading CSPAM"

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Zyla posted:

lmao remember spicer getting a standing ovation from celebs after

Colbert can go gently caress himself

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Steel beams can't melt, it's science

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

trrnji

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

haljordan posted:

Colbert can go gently caress himself

that dude is such a simpering wiener i thought i hated jimmy fallon but holy smokes at least that guy can blame it all on the booze in his veins

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


people in 1980:
were gonna have flying cars in 2019!

reality of 2019:
fugitive murderer and computer software CEO escapes from Belizean assassins and data thieves, announces his campaign for presidency and his support of a secretive whale loving cult, also ur now part of a worldwide cyber cult (a different cult than the whale fucker cult) led by JFK's son after he faked his death and went rogue, that communicates via electrical signals on a worldwide cyber web and coded cable news messages about pizza rape dungeons and shapeshifters also cars dont fly, and donad trum is the pissident and russia is winning the cold war because all u brainwormed dotards thought the war was over and stopped saluting are flag and jackin it 2 nukes, so that u could buy boner pills and jack it 2 incest porn on the aforementioned cyber web thing instead and its all the fault of a kenyan-indonesian cyborg of possibly extraterrestrial origins and filled with infinite cybermuslim rage, the fires of which were stoked nearly 50 years ago when the communist psyop known as "sesame street" went live

K9
May 6, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuMhG0YAKTw

Upside Potential
Jun 14, 2006
If you think this guy is terrible, wait till next year.
5 billion for border wall in exchange for removing all statues of General Lee.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
Please don't griftshame the Krappensteins

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

2DCAT posted:

They will lol

itd be nice if they handed tormp a novelty huge check for 5 billion

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

haljordan posted:

Pelosi and Schumer aren't even showing up in person haha

why should they

it's already been established Pence has no authority to offer any deals

send the mailroom intern or something to listen to them make the same lovely demands as last time

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Duscat posted:

would love to see transcripts of the actual negotiations, like what are they even talking about at this point

Joementum posted:

jared in the oval office with a supply vs demand chart but the axes are labelled "customers" and "wall"

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




lmao steel grift

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
All the dispensaries in my state are like an hour away

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

I keep coming back to the thought "why would anyone even want to enlist to fight for America under Trump?"

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Rah! posted:

people in 1980:
were gonna have flying cars in 2019!

reality of 2019:
fugitive murderer and computer software CEO escapes from Belizean assassins and data thieves, announces his campaign for presidency and his support of a secretive whale loving cult, also ur now part of a worldwide cyber cult (a different cult than the whale fucker cult) led by JFK's son after he faked his death and went rogue, that communicates via electrical signals on a worldwide cyber web and coded cable news messages about pizza rape dungeons and shapeshifters also cars dont fly, and donad trum is the pissident and russia is winning the cold war because all u brainwormed dotards thought the war was over and stopped saluting are flag and jackin it 2 nukes, so that u could buy boner pills and jack it 2 incest porn on the aforementioned cyber web thing instead and its all the fault of a kenyan-indonesian cyborg of possibly extraterrestrial origins and filled with infinite cybermuslim rage, the fires of which were stoked nearly 50 years ago when the communist psyop known as "sesame street" went live

yeah and also I can stream porn from a computer I keep in my pocket so that’s kinda cool

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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new kind of cat posted:

Located on the southwest portion of the island is a strange temple-like structure and opening to a possible nefarious underground facility

lol

Alex Jones is gonna make the Kent State Gun Girl go undercover

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
yeah you don't want a 30-foot wall stretching from horizon to horizon to be obtrusive

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Zyla posted:

the law just changed a ton, so hes gonna have to refigure it out

like you could be liable under sesta for a user saying "I'm gay" now

Yeah but I'm gay. And I'm totally cool about owning liability for me being ultra awesome gay. And if I'm liable for another user for claiming gayness we should at least gently caress beforehand. I'm confident SCOTUS will make the right decision and mandate mandatory loving.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Rah! posted:

people in 1980:
were gonna have flying cars in 2019!

reality of 2019:

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


pillsburysoldier posted:

I keep coming back to the thought "why would anyone even want to enlist to fight for America under Trump?"

because in many places it's literally 'join the empire or turn tricks for meth'

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Dr. Video Games 0081 posted:

i smoked legal weed for the first time in my life two days ago and got mind meltingly high off what i took to be a quite moderate amount. ended up committed to infinite compassion for all living beings

the future the liberals want

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
Why do states even waste time on medical marijuana besides driving extra revenue to doctors? Look at this dumb poo poo that is required for getting a script here:


Qualifying medical conditions include cachexia, anorexia, wasting syndrome, severe pain, severe nausea, seizures, severe or persistent muscle spasms, glaucoma, post-traumatic stress disorder and chronic pain.

The requirements for issuing a written certification for medical cannabis are:

​A “bona fide physician-patient relationship” with the patient
The patient’s condition must be severe
Other medical treatments must have proven ineffective for the patient’s condition, and
The symptoms must reasonably be expected to be relieved by the use of medical cannabis.

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
Trump puts the hard-r in TRUMP

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

lol mattis resigned like a cuck

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

pillsburysoldier posted:

I keep coming back to the thought "why would anyone even want to enlist to fight for America under Trump?"

The overwhelming majority of americans also comes back right to that sentiment

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Rah! posted:

people in 1980:
were gonna have flying cars in 2019!

reality of 2019:
fugitive murderer and computer software CEO escapes from Belizean assassins and data thieves, announces his campaign for presidency and his support of a secretive whale loving cult, also ur now part of a worldwide cyber cult (a different cult than the whale fucker cult) led by JFK's son after he faked his death and went rogue, that communicates via electrical signals on a worldwide cyber web and coded cable news messages about pizza rape dungeons and shapeshifters also cars dont fly, and donad trum is the pissident and russia is winning the cold war because all u brainwormed dotards thought the war was over and stopped saluting are flag and jackin it 2 nukes, so that u could buy boner pills and jack it 2 incest porn on the aforementioned cyber web thing instead and its all the fault of a kenyan-indonesian cyborg of possibly extraterrestrial origins and filled with infinite cybermuslim rage, the fires of which were stoked nearly 50 years ago when the communist psyop known as "sesame street" went live

:hmmyes:

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






skaboomizzy posted:

why should they

it's already been established Pence has no authority to offer any deals

send the mailroom intern or something to listen to them make the same lovely demands as last time

Dominos delivery driver Steve now involved in high level government talks

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

dont be mean to me posted:

because in many places it's literally 'join the empire or turn tricks for meth'

it's that easy to become a pharm rep?

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

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