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his dick is combed over and cobbled together and is the genital equivalent to Donald Trump's hair
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Jan 7, 2019 02:29
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https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/1082082213141889029
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Jan 7, 2019 02:30
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also scalise has repeatedly described himself as "david duke without the baggage" so gently caress that garbage rear end nazi
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a storm of bone and balls
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ShriekingMarxist posted:his dick is combed over and cobbled together and is the genital equivalent to Donald Trump's hair the best genitals 
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Jan 7, 2019 02:30
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steve scalises dick flies off and lands on a sewer grate, sending it out to the ocean where a seagull picks it up and drops it on a lady's Victorian style hat. the hat later tips, causing it to land on a 7/11 hot dog roller where a stoned out weed runner buys it drives it to mexico leading to a series of events where steve scalies dick is present at every great historical moment culminating in robotic mr. burns and smithers fighting ape men in the year 2700 over the leathery and worn phallus "Oh, little Scalise, I know I say this every time but I'm never going to let you go again"
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Jan 7, 2019 02:31
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chicago never deserved cutler
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Jan 7, 2019 02:31
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pillsburysoldier posted:https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1082034728281272322 5.7 billion dollar slush fund. I'd lay pretty good odds it never gets built even if they do agree to the 5.7B. Just money for Donald to use for whatever, as soon as he comes up with another distraction. He has no intention of holding this country together long enough for this wall to get built in the first place.
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*decades from now. camera slowly zooms in heavy rain on a cemetery. the small group of onlookers is gathered around the open grave. cumshitter makes his way to the front of the crowd and stares down for a bit before pulling from his coat a massive, floppy gel penis and tosses it onto the casket* "Vaya Con Dios, Mr Scalise."
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i'm still in absolute shock lmao
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Billzasilver posted:the best genitals  that poo poo
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Jan 7, 2019 02:31
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Gringostar posted:nothing in the constitution that says a dog can't be a member of congress if i ever have to write a rulebook for anything, rule #1 is gonna be "NO YOU CAN'T BE A DOG"
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Jan 7, 2019 02:31
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*burned and broken, crawling back to cspam* did i did i save al!?
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Jan 7, 2019 02:32
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SKULL.GIF posted:also scalise has repeatedly described himself as "david duke without the baggage" so gently caress that garbage rear end nazi lol this is actually true, our country is terrible
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Jan 7, 2019 02:32
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when mascots do this it means they're sick and in terrible pain
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GOTY
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Flavius Aetass posted:*burned and broken, crawling back to cspam* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NZsCYOM4j0
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Gringostar posted:nothing in the constitution that says a dog can't be a member of congress In the distance, Joementum looks up, having paused in mid-interview with a random government official to listen to a signal only he can hear. "I must go. My forum needs me."
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triple sulk posted:i'm still in absolute shock lmao talking about finding out that donald trump is prez btw
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haljordan posted:I dunno but he probably has a pretty messed up dong Isn't that why people become Republicans?
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Jan 7, 2019 02:34
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it's kinda weird how the right doesn't talk about Scalise getting his dick balls and rear end in a top hat vaporized by a dude with a gun like they want people to mostly forget it ever happened
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Jan 7, 2019 02:34
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he's shooting at a nazi by the way
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Gringostar posted:nothing in the constitution that says a dog can't be a member of congress docbeard posted:In the distance, Joementum looks up, having paused in mid-interview with a random government official to listen to a signal only he can hear. "I must go. My forum needs me." there are some age requirements which could be tricky
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Jan 7, 2019 02:35
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DryGoods posted:he's shooting at a nazi by the way sniper elite isn't actually a good game until you realize you can nut shot nazis all loving day
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Jan 7, 2019 02:36
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Gringostar posted:sniper elite isn't actually a good game i own like 3 of them and ive never played any of them :neg:
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Joementum posted:there are some age requirements which could be tricky Gonna need a supreme court ruling on the validity of dog years.
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Joementum posted:there are some age requirements which could be tricky is there any precedent for using Dog Years?
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skaboomizzy posted:it's kinda weird how the right doesn't talk about Scalise getting his dick balls and rear end in a top hat vaporized by a dude with a gun I'd also love for the right to have more opportunities to blame that on Bernie Sanders
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SKULL.GIF posted:also scalise has repeatedly described himself as "david duke without the baggage" lol literally now tho
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Joementum posted:there are some age requirements which could be tricky some dogs have lived until 29 
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*looney tunes powerhouse plays as scalies dick falls from the wing of a passing plane, landing in the exhaust vent of a bowling alley where its collected by the machines and placed as the #1 pin. a powerful strike leaves it stuck in the finger holes, and as it emerges from the ball return it flies off, bouncing out the front door and into the open window of the getaway car for a band of bank robbers*
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Necrothatcher posted:lol literally now tho hahaha
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