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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



twoday posted:

Anyone want to meet me for a business lunch of Philly cheese steaks in downtown Philly on Tuesday, pm me

I must acquire an important document from Benjamin's Franklin library and I will let nothing stand in my way

is it his collection of smutty MILF drawings? because if so you're gonna have to fight me for them at the scene

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Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


I wonder how he's doing, if he's not Matt Damon

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
christian bale thanked satan in his acceptance speech lol

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1082105939082149893

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




BAE OF PIGS posted:

lmao whatthe gently caress is this from/

Sniper Elite: Dangerous

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
for all the metalheads, here's a dope song about telling Boomers to gently caress off and die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzFCCnLhvPU

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





dunno why people are so down on the trump presidency its teaching the normies a lot of cool stuff like

- the rich are retarded
- so are the GOP
- so are the Dems
- so are the press

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007


Lmao I'm watching this movie now

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

666

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Epic High Five posted:

is it his collection of smutty MILF drawings? because if so you're gonna have to fight me for them at the scene

Be there or be square

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
wtf lmfao

:nws:

https://twitter.com/alfred_1jou/status/1081193518612135936

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

lol

Yeah, the devil,
ride a dinosaur.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Pomp posted:

My eyes roll back and blood drips from my nose as I type line after line of "Idiocracy is a documentary"

That one scene from The Shining except every page is "Idiocracy is a documentary"

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

twoday posted:

Be there or be square

please be sure to periscope the c-spam joker clown robbery

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004


that’s 2 bad don lemon was drunk af

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

616

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/1082014084009283584

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

pillsburysoldier posted:

kinda thinking about going to Applebees for unlimited chicken tenders/riblets
or TGIFridays for unlimited appetizers.

for a date, bad idea?

Yes it is a horrible idea.

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

PyPy posted:

christian bale thanked satan in his acceptance speech lol

holy poo poo lmao

buddhanc
Feb 16, 2010


Lmao Christian bale isn't all terrible apparently

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

DryGoods posted:

that whole thread has some really good stuff

thanks for suggesting this, drygoods. yeah really check this out if you need a pick me up about this country. it might be too little too late but it's great to see so many young, non-white people with family there to celebrate their swearing in. especially the native american lady with what looks like a grandma there in traditional dress

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

good

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

dads friend steve posted:

that’s 2 bad don lemon was drunk af

don lemon is a national treasure and every time i see him on air lookin tired af im like :same:, don, :same:

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Doc Walrus posted:

I still need to test that

k get back to me

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Mustached Demon posted:

If it's a first date just go grab some beers. Their choice in beer should reveal much.

If it's past first date, hit up a local BBQ joint.

if u make it past first the only thing u should be eating next time is rear end

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

i recommend looking up the video because the sound he makes after he takes that shot and makes that face is unbelievable

never has a man with less balls ever existed (excluding steve scalise)

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


Hail Satan!

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

another insanely cool cigar smoking man

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

pillsburysoldier posted:

kinda thinking about going to Applebees for unlimited chicken tenders/riblets
or TGIFridays for unlimited appetizers.

for a date, bad idea?

is it a date with your long time partner? then probably good if you are going to both gorge as it is the end of the world soon and you should feel comfortable together


if it's like less than five dates in still do it bc its a good barometer on whether the other person is cool with just chillin and bein happy n poo poo

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

There's got to be some "Eat the rich" moral to this...

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Apraxin posted:

btw if anyone is feeling insufficiently depressed this evening, the thai govenment is holding a teenage saudi girl at bangkok airport and preparing to deport her back to be murdered by her abusive family for attempting to escape them, and she's live-tweeting her desperation as the hours tick down

https://twitter.com/rahaf84427714

Remember when Trump did this early on and there were protests at the national level and a ton of people were sent back but they kinda said they stopped doing it but lol of course they kept doing it?

This loving country is filled with garbage assholes and no republicans will ever see the heaven they're killing everyone else for

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
anderson cooper is a severe elitist wuss and i wish they had subjected him to kathy griffith again

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

a helpful bear posted:

is it a date with your long time partner? then probably good if you are going to both gorge as it is the end of the world soon and you should feel comfortable together


if it's like less than five dates in still do it bc its a good barometer on whether the other person is cool with just chillin and bein happy n poo poo

oh poo poo it's almost been a year now

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

The Muppets On PCP posted:

commodore vanderbilt sure did a lot of fuckin

woah what model was that the last one I heard of was amiga

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



lol

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
commissioning a yaoi comic where cumshitter becomes Anderson Cooper's boss

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

Chinatown posted:

for all the metalheads, here's a dope song about telling Boomers to gently caress off and die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzFCCnLhvPU

this made me want to watch my favorite metal music video again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCeRWaIh5Hw

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

a helpful bear posted:

don lemon is a national treasure and every time i see him on air lookin tired af im like :same:, don, :same:

don lemon is good, namaste

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a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
didnt they let kevin hart host or did i read that wrong

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