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smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

mdemone posted:

also, I know you're not supposed to order steak in a Michelin-started joint, but I don't know what the standard "give me your best shot" meal order would be.

fish?

Just ask the server what they recommend

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Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Sir Tonk posted:

alito has consistently been the worst scotus judge, imo

I mean they had to come up with an elaborate kabuki scheme to get him on the court in the first place so that's hardly surprising

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Sir Tonk posted:

he wouldve lost if deanBernie was the nominee

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


mdemone posted:

also, I know you're not supposed to order steak in a Michelin-started joint, but I don't know what the standard "give me your best shot" meal order would be.

fish?

you get their recommendations and you take one of them

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
they made me sell my peanut farm

Deceptive Thinker
Oct 5, 2005

I'll rip out your optics!

Sir Tonk posted:

alito has consistently been the worst scotus judge, imo

it's true - he's just a straight hardline republican - the other republican appointees at least have some mild semblance of a judicial philosophy

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

brugroffil posted:

Senate Dems good??

https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1082276008760360960



I'm suer Marco is completely misrepresenting what actually happened.

wow boycotting a country whos leader (y'alls buddy) is holding a press release from his home about what a piece of poo poo criminal he is, but i guess if you look beyond that he slaughters a ton of muslims if thats more up to your speed.

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer

Sir Tonk posted:

alito has consistently been the worst scotus judge, imo

he has a worse and more obnoxious perma-sneer than kavanaugh

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

dont be mean to me posted:

you get their recommendations and you take one of them

theyre not the boss of you, don’t let them push you around. See what I do is when my server comes up to our table I have 5 one dollar bills lined up in front of me,

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






moist turtleneck posted:

they made me sell my peanut farm

The best onion article

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

dont be mean to me posted:

you get their recommendations and you take one of them

Hmm yea those sound alright but can I have _____

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
pay the bureau of prisons guards $.23/hr and let them eat food fit for human consumption exactly once a year since they’re so loving jealous

bing bong so simple

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


moist turtleneck posted:

they made me sell my peanut farm

they didn't just take it from you and now you aren't stuck on a drat peanut farm

take the w

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/dodo/status/1082109064673353728

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/sangerkatz/status/1082311046331805699

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

haljordan posted:

Lmao what the gently caress

Goodyear Blimp to Be Inducted Into College Football Hall of Fame — a First for a Nonplayer or Coach

It deserves it for that time it told everyone Ice Cube was a pimp, alone.

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

mdemone posted:

also, I know you're not supposed to order steak in a Michelin-started joint, but I don't know what the standard "give me your best shot" meal order would be.

fish?

really just think about what you think you'll enjoy. you will no doubt get a flowery description of the options, and just go with your gut

they are hugely unlikely to have any dish (e.g. steak) on the menu just to cater to the undiscerning. it'll be punched up in some way

ShortStack
Jan 16, 2006

tinystax
whenever I hear or read a scotus opinion that says a bunch of horrible poo poo that would make even nixon blush I know the next two words I’m going to hear are “justice alito”

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015



my series of thoughts:

lol gently caress zuckerberg

wait no that just has to be a coincidence, can't be the same rear end in a top hat

*reads article*

quote:

Zuckerberg San Francisco General (ZSFG), recently renamed for the Facebook founder after he donated $75 million, is the largest public hospital in San Francisco and the city’s only top-tier trauma center. But it doesn’t participate in the networks of any private health insurers — a surprise patients like Dang learn after assuming their coverage includes a trip to a large public ER.


lol gently caress zuckerberg

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
the best test of a chef is a simple omelette. the perfect shape, which needs good pan handling with well timed flip. the consistency and wetness all working together

i guess you could order scallops? since you're probably not ordering an omelette or maybe something with a delicate sauce

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Bearjew posted:

is the shutdown over yet

the real shutdown was in our hearts all along the way

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

aoc is the first dem ... ever ?? who has so successful gotten through the media and created her own narrative

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer

it’s 2019 and considered socially acceptable to have unprotected sex with your long term goose partner

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

maybe obama on a couple issues

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


euphronius posted:

aoc is the first dem ... ever ?? who has so successful gotten through the media and created her own narrative

Obama did this in 2008

shame about the follow through

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

g o o s e

h o n k
h o n k

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

Drunkboxer posted:

theyre not the boss of you, don’t let them push you around. See what I do is when my server comes up to our table I have 5 one dollar bills lined up in front of me,

same but ten dollar bills and instead of taking the bills away one by one I just dunk them in some of the sauces on the table, that way I can be both an rear end in a top hat but also not cheap

Deceptive Thinker
Oct 5, 2005

I'll rip out your optics!

seems like a good justification for MFA

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

gently caress Netanyahu

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



as i expected, the Q nuts and related types like Jim Hoft are taking Christian Bale's shoutout to Satan at the Golden Globes literally

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Canada geese are spectacular assholes but this is cool

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

dollar dipping?

whoa

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

#bowelderangementsyndrome

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Deceptive Thinker posted:

seems like a good justification for MFA

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Alan Smithee posted:

gently caress Netanyahu

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

lol, imagine being unlucky enough to be taken to an emergency room


normal loving country folks

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

zuckerberg hospital lamo

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


brugroffil posted:

Senate Dems good??

https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1082276008760360960



I'm suer Marco is completely misrepresenting what actually happened.

Man Rubio really needs to get himself some new joke writers

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Thank u Satan for trul and fanebook

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
bitch asses if I want Franch fries at the L'Homme De Michelin, the frouffiest powdered rear end restaurant in the west then by god I will put heinz ketchup on them if I have to bring my own goddamn bottlee

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