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PenisMonkey posted:Hmmm small d bashir or big d worf tough call If you watch the episode where he is in his skintight racquetball outfit, Siddig played a gag where he stuffed a cucumber down his pants. The prank was revealed rather quickly, but not before several shots were taken that made it into the final. If you freeze frame at the exact right moment, it looks like he has an absolutely MONSTROUS hog.
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Still on season 1 so hopefully I’ll remember that when the time comes.
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I bet worf has a tiny, ridgy dick. It has no honor. Worfs Penis has no honor. He couldn't even take a barrel.
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PenisMonkey posted:Hmmm single d bashir or double d worf tough call
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we all know the real big D is Dukat
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Bashir’s D is genetically engineered. A D so dangerous they declared it illegal. So he’s probably bringing some heat.
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Jan 7, 2019 20:09
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I mean do you want timid bashir on top of you or the beast known as worf giving you the ride of your life. My choice is clear.
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Pick posted:we all know the real big D is Dukat No, Jack Crush-her for the win!
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Pick posted:we all know the real big D is Dukat 
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PenisMonkey posted:I mean do you want timid bashir on top of you or the beast known as worf giving you the ride of your life. My choice is clear. bashir's a soft boy, i would pet his hair 
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PenisMonkey posted:I mean do you want timid bashir on top of you or the beast known as worf giving you the ride of your life. My choice is clear. If it were TNG Worf he’d get owned by the axe wound to show how powerful it really was.
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:I bet worf has a ... ridgy dick. Ridged for your motherfucking pleasure.
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yall imagining all these dicks all hot & saucy Shape of Water but yknow alien doooong would be more liek
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Jan 7, 2019 20:13
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See I’m on the rumpelstiltskin episode and when horny Dax makes a move on bashir before he knew she wasn’t real his reaction was to flee. Worf is brave warrior and does not flee.
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Jan 7, 2019 20:16
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you can't ignore my turtle porn gif that easily, penismonkey
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Oh I saw it but according to TNG 4 billion years ago the only aliens spread their DNA around the galaxy which is why humanoids all look similar so I dunno why their junk wouldn’t.
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Jan 7, 2019 20:19
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*Riker falls into a wormhole and goes back in time 4 billion years*
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Pick posted:yall imagining all these dicks all hot & saucy Shape of Water but yknow alien doooong would be more liek soo... they like seal the wang end over and let loose or... ?
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Jan 7, 2019 20:23
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I decided to do some serious in-depth research.
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Jan 7, 2019 20:26
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A SPAGHETTI SQUASH?!
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Jan 7, 2019 20:28
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Hope you’ve got a lot of lube.
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Jan 7, 2019 20:30
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do you think when sisko was in the alternate universe and having sex with that un-joined jadzia he kept slipping up and calling her "old man" and jadzia ummm makes a mental note not to do that again
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Jan 7, 2019 20:30
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Nah was probably a turn on
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Jan 7, 2019 20:31
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Pick posted:A SPAGHETTI SQUASH?! 
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Jan 7, 2019 20:32
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lol but seriously I posted:soo... they like seal the wang end over and let loose or... ? further reading indicates the top bit can furl up like a flower also the whole apparatus is usually stored doubled up in the cloaca i get this i get how tortoise sex works now
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lol but seriously I posted:further reading indicates the top bit can furl up like a flower also the whole apparatus is usually stored doubled up in the cloaca i get this i get how tortoise sex works now 
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Jan 7, 2019 20:37
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lol if your hog doesn't pancake out at the end like a monk's spade just lol
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One of my friends on FB made a gushing post on how getting to a Dukat episode on her runthrough of DS9 made her night. "He gives me life every time I see him in an episode and I refuse to critically examine how much I love Cardassians" I really didn't know there were multiple people like this.
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Redjakk posted:One of my friends on FB made a gushing post on how getting to a Dukat episode on her runthrough of DS9 made her night. show her this:  we are legion. and yes, we are overwhelmingly women. don't think about it too much.
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Jan 7, 2019 20:50
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Do you have a support group where all 7 of you can get together and gush over him?
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PenisMonkey posted:Do you have a support group where all 7 of you can get together and gush over him? Also, do you take new members, asking for a friend
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Pick posted:show her this: Wow this is new and startling information. Also, thanks for that, I just shared it with her.
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Jan 7, 2019 20:58
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Odo: every 16 hours I turn into a liquid! Lwaxana: I can swim. It’s like Kirk and Riker went through the Tuvix mishap and grew some tits.
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PenisMonkey posted:Do you have a support group where all 7 of you can get together and gush over him? it's so much broader than that, like the amount of thirst for damar is extreme. damar! women just plumb love cardassians. it's not even america-specific.  Pick fucked around with this message at 21:32 on Jan 7, 2019 |
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Jan 7, 2019 21:16
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Pick posted:it's so much broader than that, like the amount of thirst for damar is extreme More into Romulans myself.
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Pick posted:do you think when sisko was in the alternate universe and having sex with that un-joined jadzia he kept slipping up and calling her "old man" and jadzia ummm makes a mental note not to do that again Well he did call her Dax so I would say yes.
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Jan 7, 2019 21:44
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5/25 (in the cards) - i love how the dominion negotiating with kai wynn becomes the b plot for jake & nog trying to find a baseball card
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Jan 7, 2019 22:42
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in bed with Terry Farrell , moaning passionately, "codger balls!"
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Bobby Deluxe posted:5/25 (in the cards) - i love how the dominion negotiating with kai wynn becomes the b plot for jake & nog trying to find a baseball card i love weyoun's delight at the bullshit methuselah-chamber
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 Okay, Turtle dick is here now. I'm out.First time in a loong time on these here internets that I saw something that...unsettled me like that.
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