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Sing Along
Feb 28, 2017

by Athanatos
adam curtis and chill, anyone?

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DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
Ian Curtis and chill

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
me when i hear about the pinocchios:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bA6RmsV6R0

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Augus posted:

Every street name in all countries should be the name of someone that was murdered by the state tbqh

us doesn't have that many roads

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Jon Joe posted:

I'm calling the :cumpolice:

Greetings, Citizen. How may I help you today?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
turmp

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

tbg the people of Arizona are pretty loving dumb.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side
kashoggiway is also the name of my new corpse removal and embassy cleaning business

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





cumshitter posted:

Greetings, Citizen. How may I help you today?

go long on cum

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

Ian Curtis and hang

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





rename DC to District Of Respecting Human Rights ANd International Law to really 0wn the rogue states _

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
cum futures

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Reality Winter posted:

Why were you operating an oven topless

why the gently caress not? you can operate an oven bare rear end naked. just wouldn't recommend doing any cooking that can splatter.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






never born

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Gravy Jones posted:

kashoggiway is also the name of my new corpse removal and embassy cleaning business

kashoggis n bits

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
always put on your sexy cook apron

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





ur 'cook strap' if u will

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

juche avocado posted:

rename DC to District Of Respecting Human Rights ANd International Law to really 0wn the rogue states _

district of taxation without representation

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





ArmZ posted:

district of taxation without representation

ugh if only they would actually do this

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

going mega-chud seemed to work out great for the CA GOP, very excited to see it in other states

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
gettin horned up about pinnochios

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
purp!

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





that spelling is two pinocchios !

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Schnorkles posted:

gettin horned up about pinnochios

his nose is a pole

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/AJCGlobal/status/1082304353275428871

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
im horny for pistachios

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
pinnochio's first cum

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

cumshitter posted:

Greetings, Citizen. How may I help you today?

Oh, when did you join the force?

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDsaNnQnd7U

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Chinatown posted:

im horny for pistachios

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


juche avocado posted:

am i gonna have a burn scar astride my nipple for the rest of my life dangit

well if u ever get guns installed in ur boobs like those austin powers robots then it would be a pretty cool pun when u say "fire"

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


skaboomizzy posted:

going mega-chud seemed to work out great for the CA GOP, very excited to see it in other states

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


ENFORCE THE UNITED STATES DRESS CODE AT ALL COSTS!

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Republicans are so unprepared to deal with Democrats who don't give a poo poo what they think.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Rah! posted:

well if u ever get guns installed in ur boobs like those austin powers robots then it would be a pretty cool pun when u say "fire"

it's not shaped like a fire :confused:

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

gently caress Israel

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012




(flagged as adult content on tumblr)

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/IDF/status/1082140811041665024?s=20

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


the south will rahize ahgaeen

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