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Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

Pead posted:

6 canadian walls when

:hai:

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


rear end cobra posted:

and elizabeth holmes for having a deep totally not fake voice and fleecing rupert murdoch, moderate dog mattis, chelsea clinton, hillary clinton and henry kissinger :swoon:

lol remember when tony blair cucked rupert murdoch

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

A Handed Missus posted:

fine

macho man randy savage balancing the cup on his head that was covered by durag and no other moments

IM THE CREAM OF THE CROP OH YA

Ohtsam
Feb 5, 2010

Not this shit again.
More like soldier 69

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


elizabeth holmes should run for predisent

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

A Handed Missus posted:

why wasn't macho man senator of delaware

too busy recording hogan dis tracks


also liv9ng in florida

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Ohtsam posted:

More like soldier 69

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



vince mcmahon had that one story about macho man hanging around with vince in his hotel room stark naked and not even flinching when a hotel employee (room service, i think?) dropped by

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

A Handed Missus posted:

lol remember when tony blair cucked rupert murdoch

no did not know about that op



but now i do lmao

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



all the best macho man backstage stories have the undercurrent of "yes, that was his real personality; no, he never turned it off"

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
*runs into thread covered in sweat and out of breath*


GUYS!!!


GUYYSSS!!!' I figured it out.



Donald BLUMP!

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
TRUMP!

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


being gay doesn’t change the fact that solider 76 is a cop and anti-revolutionary, try again blizzard

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Chinatown posted:

*runs into thread covered in sweat and out of breath*


GUYS!!!


GUYYSSS!!!' I figured it out.



Donald BLUMP!

woah

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

more like soldier 69

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Chinatown posted:

*runs into thread covered in sweat and out of breath*


GUYS!!!


GUYYSSS!!!' I figured it out.



Donald BLUMP!

um

mods?

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

his hair is white from cum

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
if you've never heard savage's hogan dis track


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMbcOC5dS5k

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Calibanibal posted:

his hair is white from cum

his cum is full of hair

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Chinatown posted:

*runs into thread covered in sweat and out of breath*


GUYS!!!


GUYYSSS!!!' I figured it out.



Donald BLUMP!

a rare trumpepe

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


HugeGrossBurrito posted:

his cum is full of hair

gross

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Jon Joe posted:

gonna need this thread to be 10 to 25 percent less horny for theresa may

https://i.imgur.com/EzSyvGV.gifv

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.






This happened organically out in the unspoilt wilds. It's like brushing aside a leaf and coming across a marvelous new pattern of butterfly. There's beauty and blessings all around us, all you have to do is look :)

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

A Handed Missus posted:

lol remember when tony blair cucked rupert murdoch

remember when us intelligence warned ivanka and jkush that wendy deng is probably a chinese spy? lol

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
it owns so hard that hypernormalization is so powerful that the government being shut down now just feels like the status quo.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
*8 years ago*

Steve in Bonds: Where you going, cumshitter?

me: just gotta use the bathroom

Steve: What? Gotta take a poo poo? Haha *laughter turns evil, begins echoing* hahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAH

me: n-n...no

*i never poo poo at work again*

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

i'm sure gladwell disclosed that he's a lobbyist for the tobacco industry, right?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

thanks now i have to eat a bar of soap

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

gotta be high for 10,000 hours to be sure

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

cumshitter posted:

*8 years ago*

Steve in Bonds: Where you going, cumshitter?

me: just gotta use the bathroom

Steve: What? Gotta take a poo poo? Haha *laughter turns evil, begins echoing* hahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAH

me: n-n...no

*i never poo poo at work again*

cumshitter origin story 2 dark and gritty for me, needs more light-hearted japes

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
hey guys

been super busy cleaning my apartment up, need a status report...

anything cool happen today?

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

white sauce posted:

hey guys

been super busy cleaning my apartment up, need a status report...

anything cool happen today?

did you get it clean and nice?

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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Killmonger was right

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

A Handed Missus posted:

everyone is loving awful

come to my new forum, everythingawful.com/trumpums

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

donald trump is a good president













for me to poop on!!!!!!!!!

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


FAUXTON posted:

They're shooting up



im the nunchucks on the doorknob

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Is she single?

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
tramap

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



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