DrNutt posted:

It's not even great at that, it's like those dumbasses have never made it to the bottom of the tin and dealt with all the lame rear end regular butter pieces that made their way into the caramel and cheddar sections.

TinTower posted:

To be honest, I stopped reading the thread because it moved way too loving fast for me to keep up.

OwlFancier posted:

Encouraging everyone to have a car rather than promoting public transport options wherever possible does, indeed, contribute immensely to vehicular injury and death, correct.

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

It’s been so long since 2016 that I forgot all about “Moochelle” force-feeding our children gay leftist spinach.

Bombadilillo posted:

The right literally was mad at kids eating vegetables for 8 years.

Surreal.

the_steve posted:

Be fair, they weren't mad at vegetables, they were mad at a black woman for doing literally anything.

If Melania ever came out and said that kids need to lose weight, there'd be Freedom Salads and "Snickers bars aren't safe spaces" memes as far as the conservative eye could see.

the_steve posted:

Be fair, they weren't mad at vegetables, they were mad at a black woman for doing literally anything.

If Melania ever came out and said that kids need to lose weight, there'd be Freedom Salads and "Snickers bars aren't safe spaces" memes as far as the conservative eye could see.

duz posted:

Don't forget the outcry when she suggested people drink more water and less sugary drinks.

Lightning Knight posted:

the gently caress?

Gridlocked posted:

Now Change that 15 pin down to a 9 pin but have it go through 2 gender changes to get there and then have your IT guy yell at you instead of just buying a new cable

Aeka 2.0 posted:

This photo was shared unironically on my FB feed by a super Trumper.



The annual hugging event?

OwlFancier posted:

Police don't produce doughnuts.

borkencode posted:

Knock knock
Who's there?
Congress
Congress who?
Congress is a bunch of jerks! HAHAHAHA

Aeka 2.0 posted:

This photo was shared unironically on my FB feed by a super Trumper.



The annual hugging event?

TinTower posted:

TinTower posted:

OwlFancier posted:

Police don't produce doughnuts.

CuddleCryptid posted:

I'm a bit confused. The French yellow vests and the UK ones are separate?

Vinny the Shark posted:

A more accurate gift from a cop would have been a dozen traffic tickets. Or his house gets broken into a dozen times without a warrant and the police plant a dozen bags of cocaine to justify the break-ins as a drug bust.

CuddleCryptid posted:

I'm a bit confused. The French yellow vests and the UK ones are separate?

OwlFancier posted:

The UK ones are mostly just racists.

Gets his slurs mixed up posted:

HOW I FEEL ABOUT TRUMP You've been on vacation for two weeks, you come home, and your basement is infested with raccoons. Hundreds of rabid, messy, mean raccoons have overtaken your basement. You want them gone immediately. You call the city and 4 different exterminators, but nobody can handle the job. But there is this one guy and he guarantees to get rid of them, so you hire him. You don't care if the guy smells, you don't care if the guy swears, you don't care if he's an alcoholic, you don't care how many times he's been married, you don't care if he has a plumber's crack, you simply want those raccoons gone! You want your problem fixed! He's the guy. He's the best!
Here's why we want Trump. Yes he's a bit of a jerk; yes he's an egomaniac; but we don't care. The country is a mess because politicians suck, the Republicans and Democrats can be two-faced and gutless, and illegals are everywhere. We want it all fixed! We don't care that Trump is crude, we don't care that he insults people, we don't care that he has changed positions, we don't care that he's been married 3 times, we don't care that he fights with Megyn Kelly and Rosie O'Donnell, we don't care that he doesn't know the name of some Muslim terrorist.
This country became weak and bankrupt, our enemies were making fun of us, we are being invaded by illegals, we are becoming a nation of victims where every Tom, Ricardo, and Hasid is a special group with special rights to a point where we don't even recognize the country we were born and raised in; " AND WE JUST WANT IT FIXED ". And Trump is the only guy who seems to understand what the people want.
We're sick of politicians, sick of the Democratic Party, the Republican Party, and sick of illegals. We just want this thing fixed . Trump may not be a saint, but we didn’t vote for a Pope. We voted for a man who doesn't have lobbyist money holding him back, a man who doesn't have political correctness restraining him. We all know that he has been very successful, he’s a good negotiator, he has built a lot of things, and he's also not a politician, not a cowardly politician. And he says he'll fix it. And we believe him because he is too much of an egotist to be proven wrong or looked at and called a liar. Also, we don't care if the guy has bad hair. We just want those raccoons gone, out of our house, NOW .
You are welcome to pass this on. Thousands of people who haven't voted in 25 years seem to be getting involved. And the more people get this email the more that will understand why Trump was elected. The raccoons have got to go!

Poop toucher posted:

But then you find out the exterminator really doesn't know how to get rid of the raccoons, so he assigns other people to do part of the job, but they don't know any more about getting rid of raccoons then he did. So one guy blows a hole in your basement wall, now you still have raccoons and a huge hole in your wall and now your gas and electric bills skyrocket. You tell the exterminator you want your wall fixed, but he says "I didn't do it, it was my fault". At the same time, he says that he wants to put in Bear Traps because if they can stop a bear, then they can get rid of the raccoons, which have doubled in number and size now, thanks to the new hole in your wall. "But it doesn't make sense to put in bear traps, they are frickin raccoons" you tell him, So because you are not going to pay for the bear traps, he isn't going to work at removing the raccoons and storms out of your house leaving you with skyrocketing electric and heating bill, a hole in your basement wall, more raccoons then when he first started, and isn't going to even work on the problem until you pay for bear traps. In the short time he was working on the problem, he insulted all your neighbors, was very rude to your mother when she came over, and she now wants to disown you. So now your neighbors are seeing you as an idiot for hiring a smelly, dishonest, rude contractor who won't take responsibility for the people he hired, or admit he doesn't know how to get rid of raccoons. He refuses to give you a project plan of what he is going to do and the last document he did provide, had no word, and only drawings that would make a two-year-old hang their head in shame.