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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/TheHyyyype/status/1082081946287652867

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

a helpful bear posted:

Also Hillary loves a literal war criminal, kissinger

is this the oxford comma?

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


rear end cobra posted:

why is al being chain probed anyway?

because these days idiocracy is looking more like a documentary

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

also, the earth was way cooler than the dinosaurs so they never really "ruled", and were actually very lame

ShortStack
Jan 16, 2006

tinystax

lmao

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars




UP

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

Says guy whose last name is literally Reich.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

rear end cobra posted:

is this the oxford comma?

who gives a gently caress

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

wow check out the brain on rob

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

lol he poopin

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
wooooooo time for antiques roadshow

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
dinosaurs rule mammals drool

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

By your powers combined!

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Mariana Horchata posted:

who gives a gently caress

because she loves a literal war criminal AND henry kissinger you see

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


smarxist posted:

By your powers combined!

who pissed in your wheaties

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
did u kno you and donald trump both have a common ancestor with the dinosaurs, AND IT'S THE SAME ANCESTOR tahts right! youre both its great grandchildren!@!!

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

the Virgin cspam poster: wow mueller hasn’t done anything for 48 hours I guess it’s all over

the chad VOX journalist: mueller is could investigate the money laundering sale of a Leonardo da Vinci painting to the crown prince of Saudi Arabia

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
i will never bow to those filthy lizards

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

I swear this happens once a week every week

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
hey what happened during Prime Time Israel Time

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 2 minutes!
Boy, this shutdown would be super embarrassing if literally anyone in the limpdick main stream media would bother to report that it is actually entirely turtles fault that the shutdown goes on due to his refusal to hold any budget votes in the senate. Piss boy can be a total smoothbrain all he wants, congress can pass a bill, then just supermajority his veto.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

rear end cobra posted:

is this the oxford comma?

lol did u time travel from 2006 gbs or something

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

A Big Fuckin Hornet posted:

i will never bow to those filthy lizards

they arent lizards

theyre birds and their extictt relatives

:goonsay:

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

dont be mean to me posted:

who pissed in your wheaties

do u not get the joke or what

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

a helpful bear posted:

lol did u time travel from 2006 gbs or something

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Duscat posted:

did u kno you and donald trump both have a common ancestor with the dinosaurs, AND IT'S THE SAME ANCESTOR tahts right! youre both its great grandchildren!@!!

also I'm ur dad heh

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
another fun fact: every single one of donald trump's ancestors in the last hundred million years scored at least once! but trump is the only one who had to pay $130,000 for it!

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

beto sex cramp posted:

hey what happened during Prime Time Israel Time

netanyahu went on a rant about how the charges are bullshit and the network cut away because holy poo poo even israel has better media than us

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/feraljokes/status/1082073083320643585?s=12

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Duscat posted:

another fun fact: every single one of donald trump's ancestors in the last hundred million years scored at least once! but trump is the only one who had to pay $130,000 for it!

holy smokes

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

who put their dick in my rear end? in MY rear end?

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

smarxist posted:

srsly, this is lame as gently caress. the only things that should get you probed are spam, untagged nws, gore or something illegal. this is just dumb ratfuckery

hell ya let me use the word retarded to describe trump without persecution!!

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Asproigerosis posted:

Boy, this shutdown would be super embarrassing if literally anyone in the limpdick main stream media would bother to report that it is actually entirely turtles fault that the shutdown goes on due to his refusal to hold any budget votes in the senate. Piss boy can be a total smoothbrain all he wants, congress can pass a bill, then just supermajority his veto.

also, the senate voted unanimously to re-open the government less than 2 weeks ago.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

That DICK! posted:

who put their dick in my rear end? in MY rear end?

IN my rear end?

in my rear end?

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 2 minutes!
someone in my apartment keeps banging on a floor, wall, something and I'm about to report them to ICE.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Their side lost last time but will win this time so I guess this is correct

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Asproigerosis posted:

someone in my apartment keeps banging on a floor, wall, something and I'm about to report them to ICE.

cop spotted

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Asproigerosis posted:

someone in my apartment keeps banging on a floor, wall, something and I'm about to report them to ICE.

If they are in your apartment then you can legally kill them.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

new kind of cat posted:

hell ya let me use the word retarded to describe trump without persecution!!

this is important. mods please

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Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

That DICK! posted:

who put their dick in my rear end? in MY rear end?

https://dynaimage.cdn.cnn.com/cnn/animations/w_227/190104132219-desktop-2-ocasio-cortez-twitter-dance.mp4

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