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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

“Mike” Pence

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I have had 30 oz of coffee

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

euphronius posted:

I wake up at 5 am lmao

me too and i let the dogs out and drink 2 energy drinks and eat 4 eggs and 4oz of chicken with sriracha and then i skip to the end of the trump thread

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Baloogan posted:

christ thank america saved donald trump

This part is unironically true

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



A Handed Missus posted:

can u even imagine trumo sleeping

it doesnt happen foks

dudes on more crank than a truck driver

Scott Forstall
Aug 16, 2003

MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER
https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/1082624595017035776?s=21

AOC do it

e: lol no they’ll let manchin do it or something terrible

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1082627015235256321

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


one of these days the vice president is gonna be talking but then that Easy Horse D is gonna rupture through everything and come out his mouth looking like the most swole tongue of all world leaders

and thats the day that mother can rest in peace :allears:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

jarofpiss posted:

me too and i let the dogs out and drink 2 energy drinks and eat 4 eggs and 4oz of chicken with sriracha and then i skip to the end of the trump thread

that’s a good breakfast good for you

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

punchymcpunch posted:

am i the only cspam poster whos been mentioned in a trump tweet

Lol what

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



they're going to wheel out Feinstein

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

punchymcpunch posted:

am i the only cspam poster whos been mentioned in a trump tweet

maybe but im more relevant to his interests

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
lol if you ever sleep for more than an hour or two of lovely passed out sleep at a time

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Scott Forstall posted:

https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/1082624595017035776?s=21

AOC do it

e: lol no they’ll let manchin do it or something terrible

:pray:

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars



capitalism: so successful that even capital is committing suicide

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


punchymcpunch posted:

am i the only cspam poster whos been mentioned in a trump tweet


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/520897960717332480

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

why would they negotiate before he signs the bill ??

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

lol if you ever sleep for more than an hour or two of lovely passed out sleep at a time

you have to sleep to recover and you will never be an antifa supersoldier with only 1 hour of sleep

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Scott Forstall posted:

https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/1082624595017035776?s=21

AOC do it

e: lol no they’ll let manchin do it or something terrible

Mitt Romney, it will be Mitt Romney

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

jarofpiss posted:

me too and i let the dogs out and drink 2 energy drinks and eat 4 eggs and 4oz of chicken with sriracha and then i skip to the end of the trump thread

five sunny side up eggs, five being more harmonious looking than four, and then some chipotle cholula

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
sears loving invented ordering poo poo through a catalog and having it delivered

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

when i preemptively email a client that the one week overdue project that i havent even started yet is so near completion, and i cant wait to show it to you, barring technical difficulties, over the weekend

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I either do yogurt or eggs for bfast

I don’t. want aoc doing the response that’s usually a kiss of death gig

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

jarofpiss posted:

you have to sleep to recover and you will never be an antifa supersoldier with only 1 hour of sleep

gritty dont sleep

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

isn’t rocket man in Beijing ? lmao

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Scott Forstall posted:

https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/1082624595017035776?s=21

AOC do it

e: lol no they’ll let manchin do it or something terrible

tell hillary that theyll let her do it

but when she shows up, u kno what :getin:

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

gritty dont sleep

gritty is on PEDs

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



coffee is pretty good alone, and really loving good with half and half

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

euphronius posted:

I either do yogurt or eggs for bfast

I don’t. want aoc doing the response that’s usually a kiss of death gig

No! If she goes nuclear the media will start talking about how bombastic she was and Tumorop will be forced to tweet directly at her, which will begin the Great Conflagration.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


rear end cobra posted:

tell hillary that theyll let her do it

but when she shows up, u kno what :getin:

:getin::pcgaming::jiggled::cop:

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005

During his address at the southern border, conveniently an illegal/terrorist making his crossing will have *somehow* wandered past security and near enough to the podium that Trump is able to spring into action and personally overpower and detain him. He is vindicated and hailed as a hero and rides the wave of public approval to building the wall and the concentration camps that soon followed.

Blackchamber has issued a correction as of 14:26 on Jan 8, 2019

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Black coffee, three eggs, and a six link pack of turkey sausage is my go-to breakfast.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Blackchamber posted:

During his address at the southern border, conveniently an illegal making his crossing will have *somehow* wandered past security and near enough to the podium that Trump is able to spring into action and personally overpower and detain him. He is vindicated and hailed as a hero and rides the wave of public approval to building the wall and the concentration camps that soon followed.

He'd gently caress that up too

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

nice 800 calorie bfast mate

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
My tongue is almost fully healed already. I'll be back to eating rear end in no time

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


euphronius posted:

I either do yogurt or eggs for bfast

I don’t. want aoc doing the response that’s usually a kiss of death gig

That's cause they send out a inbred rich guy with semen on his mouth or Rubio or Jindal or some poo poo

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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Blackchamber posted:

During his address at the southern border, conveniently an illegal making his crossing will have *somehow* wandered past security and near enough to the podium that Trump is able to spring into action and personally overpower and detain him. He is vindicated and hailed as a hero and rides the wave of public approval to building the wall and the concentration camps that soon followed.

BY GOD THATS TRUMPS MUSIC

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