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Am I the only motherfucker who don't eat rear end? A shameful snype.
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eating rear end is cool if both are into it, but i for one am not a fan of slobbery buttholes. e: thought this was the sex qusetions thread.
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Jan 6, 2019 01:17
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Am I the only motherfucker who don't eat rear end? You'll gently caress your mother, but annilingus is going too far?
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Jan 6, 2019 01:22
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yiea is a well-known gimmick poster. Despite the name, he often brags about how he DOESN’T eat rear end irl. I hope we can all agree these are the hallmarks of a lovely bf and worse person.
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Jan 6, 2019 02:02
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Am I the only motherfucker who don't eat rear end? I'll eat the asses you don't.
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Jan 6, 2019 03:22
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For every rear end you don't eat, I'll eat three!
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Jan 6, 2019 07:41
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There's starving kids in Africa who'd love to eat that rear end.
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Jan 6, 2019 07:48
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https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/944176982782132224
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Jan 6, 2019 10:22
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From the name of the class to the big reveal, that might be my favourite.
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Jan 6, 2019 10:26
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Jan 6, 2019 23:04
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RNG posted:
Five months from meeting to married? I don't know marriage statistics but why do I get the feeling that isn't going to last
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Jan 6, 2019 23:11
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This reads like a Pearls Before Swine strip. I.e. it sucks 
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Jan 6, 2019 23:13
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Len posted:Five months from meeting to married? I don't know marriage statistics but why do I get the feeling that isn't going to last Not just "meeting," but "closeted." e: ...this is my coming out as a goon...
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Jan 6, 2019 23:16
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Len posted:Five months from meeting to married? I don't know marriage statistics but why do I get the feeling that isn't going to last
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Jan 7, 2019 00:42
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We can at least agree that the gorgeous bisexual girl was Lance Corporal Albert Einstein, USMC
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Jan 7, 2019 00:44
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:We can at least agree that the gorgeous bisexual girl was Lance Corporal Alberta Einstein, USMC Ftfy
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Jan 7, 2019 04:09
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"I could hear slight gasps and whispers which were probably about me"
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Jan 7, 2019 16:41
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For people who spend their lives thinking entirely about themselves, narcissists sure do lack self-awareness
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Jan 7, 2019 16:49
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RNG posted:
The other bi-girl was introduced by her mother and the two of them "played at the table"? How old is the girl that posted this, 16, 17? No way she is much over 21 at best. Good luck on that well thought out and obviously rock solid marriage you dove into.
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Jan 7, 2019 17:51
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Indolent Bastard posted:The other bi-girl was introduced by her mother and the two of them "played at the table"? How old is the girl that posted this, 16, 17? No way she is much over 21 at best. You're reading it wrong. Her friend was bisexual, and they all played together with her daughter.
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Jan 7, 2019 19:28
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It is never considered rude to make a wedding speech about you instead of the couple being married, said no one ever
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Jan 8, 2019 00:44
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If I ever came out or proposed at a friend's wedding I would 100% expect them to immediately execute me, and I would judge them as a loving COWARD if they didn't
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Jan 8, 2019 00:50
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Unironically if someone proposes to someone else at your wedding it's your duty to murder them
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Jan 8, 2019 00:51
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life is killing me posted:It is never considered rude to make a wedding speech about you instead of the couple being married, said no one ever It's less rude than the best man speech that mentioned how the bride cheated on her boyfriend with the groom.
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Jan 8, 2019 00:59
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6566655/Oops-Autonomous-robot-struck-killed-self-driving-Tesla-Las-Vegas-ahead-CES.html Obviously the situation described did literally happen, but the stdh is the genuine and not-written-by-PR response from the vehicle owner: quote:I switched this Tesla into a self-driving mode and it started to move. And wow! A robot on the track! If this is real, then the car owner lacks the ability to gauge "Is this how people should act in this situation?"
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Jan 8, 2019 02:06
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Spraynard posted:https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6566655/Oops-Autonomous-robot-struck-killed-self-driving-Tesla-Las-Vegas-ahead-CES.html The godawful English of the guy you quoted reminds me of the machine generated friendly dialogue you get in emails trying to sell you Viagra and Nigerian fortunes. E: or that one guy who was outraged that his sister went under the water even though she had a ponytail. It bumped straightly into the it! CROWS EVERYWHERE has a new favorite as of 04:15 on Jan 8, 2019 |
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Jan 8, 2019 04:12
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Today, in Real Things That Definitely Happened: 
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Jan 8, 2019 05:53
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Hahaha oh man I love The Ace Community™
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Jan 8, 2019 05:56
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"Honey, our daughter is an ace-inclusionist!" *clutches pearls and swoons*
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Jan 8, 2019 08:10
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The best part is the "casual aphobia" of the dad saying they might be too young to know combined with the "before I knew I was pan" in the previous sentence.
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Jan 8, 2019 08:35
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felch me daddy jr. posted:The best part is the "casual aphobia" of the dad saying they might be too young to know combined with the "before I knew I was pan" in the previous sentence. It’s pretty wild to go from ace to pan. “I thought I was down to gently caress no one; turns out I was down to gently caress anyone.”
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Jan 8, 2019 08:51
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Jurgan posted:It’s pretty wild to go from ace to pan. “I thought I was down to gently caress no one; turns out I was down to gently caress anyone.” I guess when you grow up on tumblr, you feel the need to join a sexuality-based community before you're really sure what your sexuality is.
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Jan 8, 2019 09:08
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Jurgan posted:It’s pretty wild to go from ace to pan. “I thought I was down to gently caress no one; turns out I was down to gently caress anyone.”
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Jan 8, 2019 09:22
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I had a great picture once of a Big Mean Straight Flag person stomping on a Poor Innocent Gay Flag person, then it zoomed in further and it turns out the Big Mean Gay Flag person was stomping on a Poor Innocent Ace Flag person. For some reason it's always the Big Nasty Sex-Having Queers that The Ace Community™ has a problem with. All those gross gays want to do is have sex and I for one think it's disgusting!
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Jan 8, 2019 09:57
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Reads like a 4chan troll, to be honest. Two gay men adopt a tumblr child and are seen as oppressors by her. It's just too much.
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Jan 8, 2019 12:41
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:I had a great picture once of a Big Mean Straight Flag person stomping on a Poor Innocent Gay Flag person, then it zoomed in further and it turns out the Big Mean Gay Flag person was stomping on a Poor Innocent Ace Flag person. For some reason it's always the Big Nasty Sex-Having Queers that The Ace Community™ has a problem with. All those gross gays want to do is have sex and I for one think it's disgusting! I’ve seen this a lot and it’s really turned me off. And sometimes it feels offensive then the Extremely Online aces like to go “as an asexual I am qualified to speak on the gay or trans experience, so...” Like, speak as part of the Q motherfucker, not for us Gs. It’s like me as a white-skinned jew claiming to be a PoC. Are my experiences as a minority valid and worth being heard and addressed? Hell yeah! Are they a PoC experience? Hell no!
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Jan 8, 2019 14:31
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Yeah haven't you heard about all those dudes who go ace bashing at bars?
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Jan 8, 2019 15:41
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Asexuality has always read like untreated depression and/or extremely immature attitudes toward sex to me
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Jan 8, 2019 16:42
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Everyone get into a pile and hump!
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Asexuality has always read like untreated depression and/or extremely immature attitudes toward sex to me A lot of the tumblr stuff is "I'm young and sex scares me" or "I'm not like those slutty cheerleaders at my school!" But there are some people who are just not into romantic relationships and/or have low sex drives. If they want to be categorized as asexual, I guess that's their decision. It's better than "perpetual bachelor" or "crazy spinster" at least.
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