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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

If Mueller was dead we'd be watching the piss tape right now.

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univbee
Jun 3, 2004





Looking forward to TRUMP walking out at 9 P.M. Eastern holding Mueller's severed head, with a Kathy Griffinesque grin.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


this is sure to endear them to Judge Berman Jackson.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

A Handed Missus posted:

is this what zuck does when his "parents" dont come around no more

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Mustached Demon posted:

They're turkey sausage links. Six for 200cal.

Porks about 100/ea for sure.

oh so they are miniature links ok

no prom sausage link is closer or over 200

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

trump sausage link 30000 calories

very dense

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1082633594059796483

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



hell yeah pardner

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib
bestbrains tweets are gonna be awesome when they actually start the impeachment process

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Robots can't have parents

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
free manafort

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

rear end cobra posted:

free manafort

with purchase of one cohen of equal or lesser value

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


rear end cobra posted:

free manafort

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

optical sensors have detected that my "parents" are in proximity
I will grant domicile access to these life forms

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

euphronius posted:

oh so they are miniature links ok

no prom sausage link is closer or over 200

Costco sells em if you're curious. Pretty good but obviously dryer than regular sausage.

I'm training for a weightlifting competition so I've been counting intake. 2500kcal/days loving hard without sugar bombs like cake or mochas or something.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Iron Crowned posted:

Robots can't have parents

zuck is actually an alien and those are his fake robot parents

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


wb david blaine

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
thats what happens when you find information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

stoopin to use that mwave

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
oaky first off robots absolutely have parents

who is dr thomas light

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

did we ever find out whose house zuck was in

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Eat This Glob posted:

Fart Accomplice is the most German porn title ever + a cool band name imo

only bc forums regular Fart Blood doesn't post anymore

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


euphronius posted:

did we ever find out whose house zuck was in

your mom’s

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Baloogan posted:

oaky first off robots absolutely have parents

who is dr thomas light

for twelve years you have been asking

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



holy poo poo it's trumpday

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

dont be mean to me posted:

for twelve years you have been asking

this is donald trump speaking

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

euphronius posted:

did we ever find out whose house zuck was in

maybe one-off the

euphronius posted:

did we ever find out whose house zuck was in

the scaled-model munchkin/hobbit movie set

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/1082634201491488768

hell yeah

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Baloogan posted:

oaky first off robots absolutely have parents

who is dr thomas light

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

euphronius posted:

did we ever find out whose house zuck was in

Its like groverhouse but an Apple product

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Iron Crowned posted:

Robots can't have parents

You can tell Zuck is a robot because he granted his parents free access to his home, instead of locking that poo poo down, don't you dare just show up unannounced.

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won
just got to work, got a nice cup of coffee goin. time to POST!!!

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

wow old senile idiots agreeing with the president

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

punished milkman posted:

just got to work, got a nice cup of coffee goin. time to POST!!!

smooth sailing here boys

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars



ted koppel a quisling

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Oh hey
https://twitter.com/GloriaPazmino/status/1082635213371592705?s=19

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won

drat want some of that good rear end tonguefeel

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
More like Ted kop out

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Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
*spits on fyad*

*jack;s off to donled trepm*

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