Donald TRUMP popped out doing the Chicken Dance

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Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

Rah! posted:

god created man in his image

that means god has ribs

that means god has to remove some ribs to suck he own dick

that, my friend, is not omnipotence

he could just give himself long prehensile lips

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moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

I like that one russian dude that has tweets from 2015-2016 about how butina is connected to everything

how did he know so early?

# ? Jan 8, 2019 20:14

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Durf posted:

remember when he jumped into the last leg of a college woman's race to prove male superiority

Sorry I only remember sailor

# ? Jan 8, 2019 20:14

Pomp: Apr 3, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Nichael posted:

I'd love to see how how crazy the media would go if you got an actual radical leftist elected. I want someone to start popularizing the idea of wealth caps, and abolishing the Senate.

I won't be happy until the government is full of gay teens flying antifa flags and breaking jaws on the Senate floor

# ? Jan 8, 2019 20:14

HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

SKULL.GIF posted:

it still blows me away that hhs said "we're missing 1488 children" and absolutely no one looked into it beyond fringe leftist journos and cspam

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/1042569004169265152

people still say it's completely normal that Walmart has 1488 displayed prominently in their commercials because "its a price they used all the time."

# ? Jan 8, 2019 20:15

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

moist turtleneck posted:

https://i.imgur.com/7S8JIrE.gifv

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paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

uhh excuse me randroid but they used the spatha from the year bce twelve dickety six until ad ninety sixty twelve, thenk yoo

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Der Meister: May 12, 2001

SKULL.GIF posted:

it still blows me away that hhs said "we're missing 1488 children" and absolutely no one looked into it beyond fringe leftist journos and cspam

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/1042569004169265152

remember when dhs issued an official statement with the 14 words

# ? Jan 8, 2019 20:15

mdemone: Mar 14, 2001

moist turtleneck posted:

I like that one russian dude that has tweets from 2015-2016 about how butina is connected to everything

how did he know so early?

I would probably expect Torshin to know drat near everything about the conspiracy, yes.

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JHVH-1: Jun 28, 2002

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Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

https://twitter.com/matthewamiller/status/1082712220306423809?s=21

uh didn�t manafort know that the russia story is a hoax created by the liberal media and the deep state? somethings not adding up here

# ? Jan 8, 2019 20:15

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

Montasque posted:

I think I'm going to miss Trump's screaming at the nation thing tonight.

I'll check out the reviews itt later.

early reviews are in: it was boring and dumb but also lmao

# ? Jan 8, 2019 20:15

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Der Meister posted:

remember when dhs issued an official statement with the 14 words

Sorry I only remember sailor

# ? Jan 8, 2019 20:15

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

paranoid randroid posted:

the gladius - when you absolutely, positively must kill every mother fucker in the room. accept no substitutes

res ad trumpios venit

# ? Jan 8, 2019 20:15

Agean90: Jun 28, 2008

paranoid randroid posted:

the gladius - when you absolutely, positively must kill every mother fucker in the room. accept no substitutes

Titus Pullo sighed as he unsheathed his pilum

# ? Jan 8, 2019 20:16

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

people still say it's completely normal that Walmart has 1488 displayed prominently in their commercials because "its a price they used all the time."

and walmart never uses like, $9.88 or $4.88 or $19.88 or anything

only ever $14.88 for that particular price point

# ? Jan 8, 2019 20:16

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

https://twitter.com/marceelias/status/1082716973786648576

# ? Jan 8, 2019 20:16

snoo: Jul 5, 2007

Bearjew posted:

trump is a literal terrorist

# ? Jan 8, 2019 20:16

HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

i find it very hard to believe paul manafort would commit a crime

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snoo: Jul 5, 2007

Duscat posted:

he could just give himself long prehensile lips

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SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

uggghhh 6 hours 45 minutes until we get the National Emergency

hurry up already

# ? Jan 8, 2019 20:17

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Trump is a clitoral terrorist

just ask his daughter

# ? Jan 8, 2019 20:17

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Fallen Hamprince posted:

https://twitter.com/matthewamiller/status/1082712220306423809?s=21

uh didn�t manafort know that the russia story is a hoax created by the liberal media and the deep state? somethings not adding up here

trump has been fully vindicated

# ? Jan 8, 2019 20:17

SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

lol
https://twitter.com/ericawerner/status/1082716256233549825?s=19

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tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 365 days!

paul manafort has gout

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I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

i find it very hard to believe paul manafort would commit a crime

is it really a crime, if you are a crime elemental? its just a byproduct of his existence and imo he shouldn't be persecuted for it

#PardonPaul

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paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

Agean90 posted:

Titus Pullo sighed as he unsheathed his pilum

how very loving marian of you

guards, proscribe this fool

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Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

Lmao he cucked out

# ? Jan 8, 2019 20:17

brugroffil: Nov 30, 2015; Can't post for 3 days!

Der Meister posted:

remember when dhs issued an official statement with the 14 words

yeah and they only go there with hosed grammar like "build wall wall good more wall"

# ? Jan 8, 2019 20:17

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Manafort alive??

# ? Jan 8, 2019 20:17

Durf: Aug 16, 2017

mdemone posted:

I've got to think that Kilimnik is now just assuming every part of their conspiracy has been pierced. And also, why does Russia care? Manafort served his purpose and any further shenanigans from his involvement are just piling on the chaos, why should it matter to them how much the American authorities know at this late date?

it's this kind of thinking that makes me hope that Russia releases the piss tape immediately after Trump wins reelection

just for an extra twist of the knife

# ? Jan 8, 2019 20:18

dont be mean to me: May 2, 2007; I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars

SKULL.GIF posted:

uggghhh 6 hours 45 minutes until we get the National Emergency

hurry up already

why do you want to suffer

# ? Jan 8, 2019 20:18

HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

lol
https://twitter.com/ericawerner/status/1082716256233549825?s=19

sir there is a crisis at the border

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde