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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Marshall law when?

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Don't know why but this image reminds me of Ted Bundy tricking people into his VW, his other arm in a fake cast.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

lolling because I remembered Trump thinks stealth planes are literally invisible

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1081566337225375745

Fakest of all Fake news.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Sean spicer is rumored to be in this years big brother celebrity edition

Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Jan 8, 2019

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Sean spicer is rumored to be in this years big brother celebrity edition

Is that the show were everyone fucks each other on hidden camera

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Spicer will be jerkin in the bushes though.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Waterbed Wendy posted:

Spicer will be jerkin in the bushes though.

What, are Jeb and George w. gonna be on the show too?

Please clap

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
An online buddy of mine did gay leather porn under the name Marshall Law

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Waterbed Wendy posted:

Spicer will be jerkin in the bushes though.

He will merely be adjacent to the bushes.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Another crack

https://mobile.twitter.com/ericawerner/status/1082776064739307520

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Jesus Christ is she a stroke victim?

Coredump
Dec 1, 2002

Imagine Kelly Anne and George Conway hate loving every night. IMAGINE IT.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Who What Now posted:

Jesus Christ is she a stroke victim?

No, but she's definitely a carrier.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
I'll bet her Senate seat is up for re-election in 2020.

*checks wikipedia*

Yep!

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

This is it.

You've found it.

This is the dumbest loving tweet ever made.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Coredump posted:

Imagine Kelly Anne and George Conway hate loving every night. IMAGINE IT.

Why did you do this to us? Mods?

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

If the map of electoral votes by county is not in the background that is loving weak trump

also if it's legal to be a democrat after 8:55pm tonight trump is a piss baby weak rear end bitch.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Coredump posted:

Imagine Kelly Anne and George Conway hate loving every night. IMAGINE IT.

Hate-loving who?

Killer_B
May 23, 2005

Uh?

Stoatbringer posted:

Hate-loving who?

It's either,

Each other (or their mistresses/sugar daddies)

or

The United States of America.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Killer_B posted:

It's either,

Each other (or their mistresses/sugar daddies)

or

The United States of America.

Or

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
I really hope that Donkey Brain Trump gives his address while standing outside, like with all of the other White House videos that make him look like a fat 10 year old dressed in an ill-fitting suit.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

FMguru posted:

I'll bet her Senate seat is up for re-election in 2020.

*checks wikipedia*

Yep!

she's pretty loving safe in West Virginia

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/RepSpeier/status/1082755357242478593
https://mobile.twitter.com/RepHuffman/status/1082752133710209026

Richard Cabeza
Mar 1, 2005

What a dickhead...
I live in Virginia. I totally have that Dale Earnhardt meme lined up, ready to post on Facebook after the speech.

there may be death threats, specifically from my cousins



Richard Cabeza fucked around with this message at 00:58 on Jan 9, 2019

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Powershift posted:

No, but she's definitely a carrier.

Carrier of what? Seriously, what hosed up her face that badly? Her skin is sloughing off her skull

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Who What Now posted:

Carrier of what? Seriously, what hosed up her face that badly? Her skin is sloughing off her skull

IT was an attempt at a joke, suggesting that while not having had a stroke herself, she was capable of giving one to others. Assuming for the sake of the joke that having a stroke was contagious.

Thanks for listening, namaste.

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg

I like that some people in the comments thread still don't wanna blame Trump and assume the best solution to litter in the parks is to just complain that people shouldn't litter in the first place

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/RawStory/status/1082670061817606144

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





not coherent? incoherent? what the hell is going on

edit: the quote is "not cohesive and coherent"...

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Stoatbringer posted:

Hate-loving who?

Conway Twitty

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Sean spicer is rumored to be in this years big brother celebrity edition

He turned down the offer from Dancing With the Stars, maybe he's broke now

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




We all know how well Stephen Miller's white nationalist nerd schtick goes over with anyone who are not balding lizard people, so this is a quality lol

TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 01:19 on Jan 9, 2019

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/grynbaum/status/1082792390354714625

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Looking forward to getting a rambling emergency text in all caps about the border "crisis" tonight.

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

How soon till it starts bring on the pisssssssssssssss

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Lil Peeler posted:

How soon till it starts bring on the pisssssssssssssss

Scheduled for 2 hours from now, so probably 3 hours.

trumbo likes to sit and watch news stations air his empty podium

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Ah Stephen Miller, still the embodiment of the absolute worst of the worst the White House has to offer.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

I've tried to imagine myself in her shoes and how it must feel to go from bartender to like a legit major political phenomenon with countless mega fans and enemies within the space of a year. I have to think the best credit we can give her as a natural leader is seemingly taking that in stride and not just being bowled over by it. Because that poo poo seems insane.

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Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
I like stephen miller because he sounds like the villain in an 80's college comedy

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