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a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

haljordan posted:

i invented a new drink where i mix evan williams with more evan williams

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Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Roosevelt posted:



of course he has

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
gently caress i dont know if i have enough booze for tonight's speech

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

a copy of the speech trump wrote for tonight has already leaked online:


Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I haven't actually watched Trump speak in years, it's part of the reason why I can never leave this thread, because then I lose my filter so that I never have to be exposed directly to the man's mannerisms and speech

whenever his speech is added into a podcast I deeply resent it

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007





:dudsmile:

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

haljordan posted:

i invented a new drink where i mix jim beam with more jim beam

the trick is to pour the jim beam on top and not stir it in

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 365 days!
lmao imagine making freaking jared call people as some sort of party whip in his tiny lil babby voice

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

Former Everything posted:

ipas are garbage and people who drink them are also garbage

wrong

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Can't wait for tomorrow mornings tweet bragging about his t.v. ratings on the address.

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert


truly the drinking mans drink

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
lol tup

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

FAUXTON posted:

https://twitter.com/watchstitch/status/1078791605803499521

honestly I thought it said they belonged in the dumpster at first and was like "hey someone got it right, good job"

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

the stuff of nightmares

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

SHVPS4DETH posted:

it’s easy to forget that there have been no state of the union addresses for 2 years running

hell its expected at this point

Don't make me POST trump speeches in here, son

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
(5) I hear you.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

heckin chonker

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
We put our grandmas ashes into a lake but there was still some in the bag that they came in and I put the bag in a dumpster and that poo poo haunts me

not even joking

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

all of you loving pieces of poo poo that are gonna skip ARE PRESIDENT addresing the nation make me fuckin sick

u post day and night in the EMBRACE OF HIS THREAD but u are too cowardly to directly expose yourself to the CHIEF

fuckin groks

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Grey Fox posted:

just lmao if you plan on giving that giant baby your eyeballs tonight

i mean

i need to know whether i need to fortify my house against the trumpstaffel

dont be mean to me has issued a correction as of 00:13 on Jan 9, 2019

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Intel&Sebastian posted:

We put our grandmas ashes into a lake but there was still some in the bag that they came in and I put the bag in a dumpster and that poo poo haunts me

not even joking

u should empty the dumpster so she can haunt the raccoons at the landfill

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Epic High Five posted:

I haven't actually watched Trump speak in years, it's part of the reason why I can never leave this thread, because then I lose my filter so that I never have to be exposed directly to the man's mannerisms and speech

whenever his speech is added into a podcast I deeply resent it

that's fair

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

dont be mean to me posted:

i mean

i need to know whether i need to fortify my house against the trumpstaffel
what does your heart tell you

no need to reward any of the binches involved in this shitshow with ratings

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
How long is the speech anyway? How much free prime time airtime are the TV networks giving him, a known liar?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
im gonna watch the speech while taking a really stinky dump :twisted:

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Former Everything posted:

ipas are garbage and people who drink them are also garbage

whats your excuse

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Samurai Sanders posted:

How long is the speech anyway? How much free prime time airtime are the TV networks giving him, a known liar?

as long as he fuckin wants lmao what are they gonna do? cut away?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Samurai Sanders posted:

How long is the speech anyway? How much free prime time airtime are the TV networks giving him, a known liar?

Wh claims 8 minutes

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



the best part of the speech is that it's so late that most of his core audience will be asleep

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 365 days!

Samurai Sanders posted:

How long is the speech anyway? How much free prime time airtime are the TV networks giving him, a known liar?

the answer to this is whatever "how long a speech can he read" is

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

Samurai Sanders posted:

How long is the speech anyway? How much free prime time airtime are the TV networks giving him, a known liar?

the white house formally requested 8 minutes but who the gently caress knows once pissident gets going

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

Epic High Five posted:

I haven't actually watched Trump speak in years, it's part of the reason why I can never leave this thread, because then I lose my filter so that I never have to be exposed directly to the man's mannerisms and speech

whenever his speech is added into a podcast I deeply resent it

same. Planning on watching live solely by reading this thread.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Grey Fox posted:

what does your heart tell you

no need to reward any of the binches involved in this shitshow with ratings

yes i get that you want me to lay down and die

y'wouldn't be the first

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Hahaaha my step sis probably knows the people who filmed this

Former Everything
Nov 28, 2007


Is this right?

Pomp posted:

whats your excuse

i drank an ipa once and now im garbage

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
has it been confirmed that Pelosi and Schumer get the same airtime as Trumpo

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
I expect fine pbp tonight, get ur posting ready

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Former Everything posted:

ipas are garbage and people who drink them are also garbage

maybe the real garbage was the posts we made along the way

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Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

tenderjerk posted:

the answer to this is whatever "how long a speech can he read" is

he's gonna go off script for three times the original run time

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