Donald TRUMP popped out doing the Chicken Dance

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Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

lol yeah this'll go great
https://twitter.com/KevinWhitelaw1/status/1082804253931040773

y'know what america's problem is right now? it's that donald trump doesn't have enough power to dictate trade policy

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Billzasilver: Nov 8, 2016; I lift my drink and sing a song

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Reality Winter posted:

https://twitter.com/MichaelAvenatti/status/1082800910688911360?s=19

Antibasta

he's right

# ? Jan 9, 2019 02:14

snoo: Jul 5, 2007

had a customer at work today with two big pin buttons on her jacket

one said 'racism hurts everybody' and the other said 'I stand with refugees and immigrants'

I said I like and agree with your pins. she was rly nice and made my day a little better.

anyway unrelated but a lot of my coworkers are racist

# ? Jan 9, 2019 02:14

ASenileAnimal: Dec 21, 2017

trump gonna go in front of congress and yell I AM THE SENATE and poo poo his pants for 10 uninterrupted minutes

# ? Jan 9, 2019 02:14

SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

BAE OF PIGS posted:

wait, when is this dumb rear end speech?

45 minutes

# ? Jan 9, 2019 02:14

Agean90: Jun 28, 2008

Wasn't the fat bitch supposed to be on already?

# ? Jan 9, 2019 02:14

campfire: Feb 19, 2008; Snoo Zertnert

PostNouveau posted:

It's a loving TARIFF speech??? Who loving cares?

tonight's speech is not the State of the Union address, that's later in the month

# ? Jan 9, 2019 02:14

snoo: Jul 5, 2007

I thought the big wet speech was at 8

e: beaten

# ? Jan 9, 2019 02:14

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

i bet avenatti thought a tv show was guaranfuckingteed lol

# ? Jan 9, 2019 02:14

Paranoid Peanut: Nov 13, 2009

Lol my dad's friend thinks trumps way of speech and tweet Is intentional to appeal to his base. And that he's actually really smart because of doing so.

4d chess, you see

# ? Jan 9, 2019 02:15

campfire: Feb 19, 2008; Snoo Zertnert

he comes on in 45 minutes yall

# ? Jan 9, 2019 02:15

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

read gooder

Never!

# ? Jan 9, 2019 02:15

dont be mean to me: May 2, 2007; I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars

ASenileAnimal posted:

trump gonna go in front of congress and yell I AM THE SENATE and poo poo his pants for 10 uninterrupted minutes

maybe he'll have a stroke or something

# ? Jan 9, 2019 02:15

Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

Reality Winter posted:

https://twitter.com/MichaelAvenatti/status/1082800910688911360?s=19

Antibasta

can't believe i once thought this guy was social media savvy

# ? Jan 9, 2019 02:15

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

The Snoo posted:

had a customer at work today with two big pin buttons on her jacket

one said 'racism hurts everybody' and the other said 'I stand with refugees and immigrants'

I said I like and agree with your pins. she was rly nice and made my day a little better.

anyway unrelated but a lot of my coworkers are racist

in louisiana my coworkers said the n word in the office a lot, including the hr lady

# ? Jan 9, 2019 02:15

augias: Apr 7, 2009

The Snoo posted:

had a customer at work today with two big pin buttons on her jacket

one said 'racism hurts everybody' and the other said 'I stand with refugees and immigrants'

I said I like and agree with your pins. she was rly nice and made my day a little better.

anyway unrelated but a lot of my coworkers are racist

tell them to start calling you the snoop

# ? Jan 9, 2019 02:15

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

https://twitter.com/StormyDaniels/status/1082745074474237953

# ? Jan 9, 2019 02:15

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

crazy cloud posted:

https://twitter.com/riotwomennn/status/1082493730622451712

Lsosllslwloldhdjdjdj lmao maklsifnkzkzksbx lol 9dnskjsjxksl

# ? Jan 9, 2019 02:16

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

Duscat posted:

y'know what america's problem is right now? it's that donald trump doesn't have enough power to dictate trade policy

I was just thinking the executive needed more unilateral authority

# ? Jan 9, 2019 02:16

fknlo: Jul 6, 2009; Fun Shoe

I got a 12 hour twitter suspension for telling Ben Jacobs that Rashida Tlaib should have body slammed him, breaking his glasses when he was whining about her not answering questions. What a snowflake.

# ? Jan 9, 2019 02:16

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

You cant make this poo poo up

# ? Jan 9, 2019 02:16

Agean90: Jun 28, 2008

Fat orange bitch make the speech

# ? Jan 9, 2019 02:16

Eleven Eleven: Nov 12, 2016

Duscat posted:

can't believe i once thought this guy was social media savvy

I think he's being sarcastic.

# ? Jan 9, 2019 02:16

white sauce: Apr 29, 2012; by R. Guyovich

poo poo i totally need to go get some beer

# ? Jan 9, 2019 02:16

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

TRraummp

# ? Jan 9, 2019 02:17

ShortStack: Jan 16, 2006; tinystax

lmao who even pays attention to anything after 830pm

# ? Jan 9, 2019 02:17

Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

Reality Winter posted:

https://twitter.com/MichaelAvenatti/status/1082800910688911360?s=19

Antibasta

Stop posting this loser's tweets. He's a loser and this thread isn't about losers. It's about winners. Donald Trump is a winner and he spends his time winning, not losing.

# ? Jan 9, 2019 02:17

snoo: Jul 5, 2007

ShortStack posted:

lmao who even pays attention to anything after 830pm

lol if u don't go to bed at like 9pm bc you're tired and broken from work

# ? Jan 9, 2019 02:17

Sudden Loud Noise: Feb 18, 2007

Joementum posted:

https://twitter.com/StormyDaniels/status/1082745074474237953

Dem response will contain fewer meaningful ideas.

# ? Jan 9, 2019 02:18

mags: May 30, 2008; I am a congenital optimist.

The Snoo posted:

lol if u don't go to bed at like 9pm bc you're tired and broken from work

I don't get home until 11

# ? Jan 9, 2019 02:18

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Salt Fish posted:

Stop posting this loser's tweets. He's a loser and this thread isn't about losers. It's about winners. Donald Trump is a winner and he spends his time winning, not losing.

agreed, avenatti tweets should be a ban

# ? Jan 9, 2019 02:18

snoo: Jul 5, 2007

cultural posadist posted:

I don't get home until 11

praying 4 u

# ? Jan 9, 2019 02:18

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

haljordan posted:

No matter, the president bathes in piss

quote:
The District of Columbia�s Water authority board debated whether they can shut off water to the White House after the federal government missed its quarterly paymentdue to the president�s border wall shutdown.

WAMU, American University�s NPR station, reported Tuesday that DC Water officials noted during their first meeting of 2019 that they received an email from the Treasury Department announcing it won�t be paying for $5 million of the federal government�s $16.5 million water bill.

brb calling the mayor and offering to pay extra taxes this year if she does this

# ? Jan 9, 2019 02:19

Thoguh: Nov 8, 2002; College Slice

So are all the networks just airing silence or what?

# ? Jan 9, 2019 02:19

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Salt Fish posted:

Stop posting this loser's tweets. He's a loser and this thread isn't about losers. It's about winners. Donald Trump is a winner and he spends his time winning, not losing.

# ? Jan 9, 2019 02:19

Billzasilver: Nov 8, 2016; I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?

Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

excited for the CNN response to the trump speech

https://twitter.com/bionic_penis/status/1082763362998591488

# ? Jan 9, 2019 02:19

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

crazy cloud posted:

https://twitter.com/riotwomennn/status/1082493730622451712

The wheel of time turns and everything that has happened will happen again.

Seriously this is blowing my mind.

# ? Jan 9, 2019 02:19

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SpiderHyphenMan posted:

lol yeah this'll go great
https://twitter.com/KevinWhitelaw1/status/1082804253931040773

lmao

# ? Jan 9, 2019 02:19

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Duscat posted:

y'know what america's problem is right now? it's that donald trump doesn't have enough power to dictate trade policy

I want a reality show of Donald Trump doing simple jobs like cashier or mall kiosk vendor. They show him what the job entails, and they just film the next hour him being left to his own devices. No one hand-holds him, or tells him to stay on the job. It's all freeform.

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campfire posted:

he comes in 45 minutes yall

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