USPOL Winter: barely-literate frogman powered by kitsch and bad intentions is POTUS

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Old Surly: Dec 8, 2004; and all of your troubles are solved and gone

CNN doing descent fact checking???

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Owlofcreamcheese: May 22, 2005; Can't post for 9 years!; Buglord

A killer streampunk robot is going to attack this CNN guy

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SatanX: Aug 25, 2002; I am the Don Quixote of donkey dookie

Kammat posted:

He kept it 8 minutes. I'm shocked. Who the hell managed to keep him on script?

Sedatives & electrodes on testicles.

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Endorph: Jul 22, 2009

extremely high energy man, art of the deal, gets unlimited air time on all major news networks and cant keep going for five minutes before he needs a nappy

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Luckyellow: Sep 25, 2007; Pillbug

And it's over. Thank god.

This was a total nothingburger

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PoPcornTG: Mar 26, 2007; Dogs day afternoon; Bleak Gremlin

Is the Government still shut down?

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Lycus: Aug 5, 2008; Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

They beat him death after they murdered him?

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nine-gear crow: Aug 10, 2013

MSNBC summed it up as just a rambling list of racial grievances that was a remix of his escalator speech from 2015.

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Pasty Doughboy: Dec 23, 2006; With red way hair. One day it will all be gone, I�ll go blind from the glare

That's it?

Also, "brutally raped, murdered, and beaten to death with a hammer".

Get a speech writer. Who isn't Stephen Miller.

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Yawgmoft: Nov 15, 2004

Why is it taking Chuck and Nancy so long to come out? People are solidifing the narrative the longer they pause.

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ewiley: Jul 9, 2003; More trash for the trash fire

Lycus posted:

They beat him death after they murdered him?

Megadeath

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Lycus: Aug 5, 2008; Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

So sad! So terrible!

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Luckyellow: Sep 25, 2007; Pillbug

PoPcornTG posted:

Is the Government still shut down?

Yep!

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GoutPatrol: Oct 17, 2009; *Stupid Babby*

Wait is it already over?

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Catalyst-proof: May 11, 2011; better waste some time with you

I wonder how many Pinocchios it's gonna get. And how much that's going to matter.

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Endorph: Jul 22, 2009

summary of the president's points:

walls exist
mexicans are violent thugs

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nine-gear crow: Aug 10, 2013

Yawgmoft posted:

Why is it taking Chuck and Nancy so long to come out? People are solidifing the narrative the longer they pause.

The Narrative so far is �this is a bunch of racist bullshit.�

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Herstory Begins Now: Aug 5, 2003; SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>

man viewer numbers for that were shockingly low on youtube, 80k and dislike:like ratio is 1:4

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Chuck and Nancy look like the two ghost girls in the Shining

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Lemming: Apr 21, 2008

Why are they side by side lol

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Darko: Dec 23, 2004

friendbot2000 posted:

HA Daniel Dale is fact checking for CNN

CNN Fact chekcing is ripping it to shreds

CNN Fact check is half like wtf how can we even number check stuff he just made up on the spot.

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mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Chuck and Nancy look weird at the same podium.

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Owlofcreamcheese: May 22, 2005; Can't post for 9 years!; Buglord

Does vicious coyote even remotely make sense if he doesn't mean dogs?

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Paradoxish: Dec 19, 2003; Will you stop going crazy in there?

Yawgmoft posted:

Why is it taking Chuck and Nancy so long to come out? People are solidifing the narrative the longer they pause.

The narrative of "this was terrible and pointless?" This barely merits a response.

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PoPcornTG: Mar 26, 2007; Dogs day afternoon; Bleak Gremlin

Did he say something like more people have died at the border than all of Vietnam?

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A GIANT PARSNIP: Apr 13, 2010; Too much fuckin' eggnog

PUT ON YOUR MEAN FACE CHUCK

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nine-gear crow: Aug 10, 2013

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Chuck and Nancy look like the two ghost girls in the Shining

They still look more human than Trump did...

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Kavros: May 18, 2011; sleep sleep sleep
fly fly post post
sleep sleep sleep

Catalyst-proof posted:

I wonder how many Pinocchios it's gonna get. And how much that's going to matter.

the fact checkers are going to rate him one full ocasio-cortez and rankle their noses at him

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Endorph: Jul 22, 2009

Yawgmoft posted:

Why is it taking Chuck and Nancy so long to come out? People are solidifing the narrative the longer they pause.

they could come on and say 'lol' and then cut out and literally nothing will have changed

if anything the bigger risk here is pretending that was any kind of argument at all

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Senor Tron: May 26, 2006

What was the point of that? Did he have something he was going to announce and chickened out?

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nachos: Jun 27, 2004; Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

First national debt now a wall, why do republicans love comparing everything to a loving household

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eyebeem: Jul 18, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Well I�m convinced. Wall good. Wall life. Wall love.

So say we wall.

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A GIANT PARSNIP: Apr 13, 2010; Too much fuckin' eggnog

oh my fuckin god chuck

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Pylons: Mar 16, 2009

Why the gently caress is chuck here

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Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Chuck looks like he's going to murder me through my TV.

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catspleen: Sep 12, 2003; I orphaned his children. I widowed his wife.

Chuck Schumer is up too late and has droopy eyes, why is he here?

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nine-gear crow: Aug 10, 2013

I hope Schumer doesn�t say a loving word.

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Pakistani Brad Pitt: Nov 28, 2004; Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...

150 years staring back at ya

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LegendaryFrog: Oct 8, 2006; The Mastered Mind

Good god Chuck, what is that expression stuck on your face?

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FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Senor Tron posted:

What was the point of that? Did he have something he was going to announce and chickened out?

Some people thought he might announce something, but it's really just him pathetically trying to 'make a case' for the wall, which he didn't even do

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