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redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

No state of emergency.

This was literally ten minutes of whining about Congress and reading a list of "illegal alien crimes" in excruciating detail.

2/10, would be 0/10 if not for audible amphetamine snorting-induced snuffling.

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As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this
He doesn't work well without a crowd to amp up.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Schumer sounded pretty good.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

As Nero Danced posted:

He doesn't work well without a crowd to amp up.

He's best on the summer stadium tour playing all of the old hits.

nwin
Feb 25, 2002

make's u think

MA-Horus posted:

Schumer sounded pretty good.

He looked like he was having a loving aneurysm while Pelosi was speaking.

What I got from both sides tonight: we’re going to be shut down for a long loving time because neither side wants to negotiate.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

What the actual gently caress. I have rarely seen a point missed so spectacularly.

quote:

Before I built a wall I'd ask to know
What I was walling in or walling out,
And to whom I was like to give offence.
Something there is that doesn't love a wall

Generation Internet
Jan 18, 2009

Where angels and generals fear to tread.
"The wall will pay for itself" jesus loving christ

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Dems gave a decent speech imho.

Still, hang all nobles on both sides of the political system

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/SenSanders/status/1082824787066580993?s=19

I think AOC is doing one too

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this
As an aside I would like to thank the white house aide who hid the last crayon-plastered page that had the "I declare an emergency to do what I want" line on it.

If only they would fiddle with the wifi router to block twitter's domain.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Stultus Maximus posted:

What the actual gently caress. I have rarely seen a point missed so spectacularly.

What the gently caress? I think I’m having an actual stroke :psyduck:

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

What the gently caress? I think I’m having an actual stroke :psyduck:

Years ago, Princess Dumbass of the Northwoods did the same thing: https://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2010/05/sarah-palin-misinterprets-robert-frost/57248/

kupachek
Aug 5, 2015

This man’s brain is trembling in the balance between reason and insanity, and as he stalks on with clenched fist and sword in hand, as though he still saw those murderous Russians gunners.

nwin posted:

He looked like he was having a loving aneurysm while Pelosi was speaking.

What I got from both sides tonight: we’re going to be shut down for a long loving time because neither side wants to negotiate.

Don't forget how upset folks were at the democrats for rolling so quickly during the last shutdown. Can't see any compelling reason to negotiate with an idiot when the otherside is going to blame you regardless of how it started or what the outcome is.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Porn.

https://twitter.com/tackettdc/status/1082829733082120194

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002

kupachek posted:

Don't forget how upset folks were at the democrats for rolling so quickly during the last shutdown. Can't see any compelling reason to negotiate with an idiot when the otherside is going to blame you regardless of how it started or what the outcome is.

Also there isn't much to negotiate with when the other side is demanding you fund the dumbest thing ever, with intentions of using that initial funding to probably demand the other trillion dollars because welp we already started it guess we need to finish!

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

Dont forget that ted Cruz quoted green eggs and ham and hating something without even giving it a thought as a reason to not try to do universal health care. Politicians be dumb yo.

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.


He always always tries to pass the buck and blame someone else when his shot schemes fail.

Plastic_Gargoyle
Aug 3, 2007

E:nvm

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

I'm fine with the Dems actually holding strong against these idiots for once, because there's nothing worthwhile to be gained from appeasing fascists.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

It's bizarre that people would consider supporting a deal with the GOP as if they weren't 100% likely to ignore, subvert, or undermine it.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
we had a referendum on the wall back in November, it didnt go well for the side wanting the wall. gently caress them forever.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Fallom posted:

It's bizarre that people would consider supporting a deal with the GOP as if they weren't 100% likely to ignore, subvert, or undermine it.

If you replace "people" with "Sitting Democratic Congresspersons or Senators" is this not the first time in recent memory where such a capitulation is possible not to take place? Still wagering 70/30 they are going to fold and give a billion-plus fun bux to the Executive in order to remove the stalemate.

TCD
Nov 13, 2002

Every step, a fucking adventure.

Internet Wizard posted:

I'm fine with the Dems actually holding strong against these idiots for once, because there's nothing worthwhile to be gained from appeasing fascists.

Well, particularly for those of us working and not getting paid next week, the ol bank account can't take too many hits.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
E: nm

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
The entire speech was a nothingburger:

https://twitter.com/arlenparsa/status/1082841326255775744

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp
Instead of watching the speech, I played Company of Heroes 2 and ground down waves of fascist troops and tanks under the treads of my IS-2s.

definitely a more productive use of my time imo

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Here's the condensed speech, if you really want it.

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1082856609276194821

Resting fat breath.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


facialimpediment posted:

Here's the condensed speech, if you really want it.

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1082856609276194821

Resting fat breath.

Yeah.....no, the image is enough.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

facialimpediment posted:

Here's the condensed speech, if you really want it.

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1082856609276194821

Resting fat breath.

Oh cool, the express elevator to ASMR hell.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Well, that's gonna haunt my dreams.

GoGoGadget
Apr 29, 2006

not caring here posted:

Well, that's gonna haunt my dreams.

Just imagine how Stormy Daniels feels

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

GoGoGadget posted:

Just imagine how Stormy Daniels feels

im no tgetting paid

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

facialimpediment posted:

Here's the condensed speech, if you really want it

Resting fat breath.

Entered the super cut with all the coke/Ritalin snorts?

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1082942180463910912?s=19

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

They’re not wrong

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Syrian Lannister posted:

They’re not wrong

but it's also not breaking news

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/...ingawful.com%2F

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



quote:

“It will put a weapon in your hand that you can conquer and begin to help other men,” Roberts says in the series trailer.

“The Conquer Series is designed for men’s small groups, but is also ideal for self-study,” the site advertises.

They’re just shy of looking for bros to help charge their jo crystals.

iKon
Oct 4, 2000

CAN'T TEST
WON'T TEST
https://twitter.com/politico/status/1082995833103175680

Just like anything Mueller related all we can do is speculate, but Rosenstein has previously said he wouldn’t depart until the investigation was locked down to the point that it could not be disrupted.

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maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Does anyone know someone with a porn addiction who isn't a fundamentalist Christian?

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