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The year is 2036. The 10,000th person to piss on Trump's grave zips up their pants and feels a rumbling beneath the ground. Trump ascends to lichdom as the final drop of piss fills his vile phylactery placed in the mausoleum. He rises from the dead and rules for 66 consecutive terms with a cyborg Dick Cheney as vice president.
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Strong Sauce posted:ah yes the timer that tells me how long a video is is now called a clock. got it, thanks. Even broken ones are right twice
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Jan 9, 2019 05:56
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/581096446646194177
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Burt Gherkin posted:66 consecutive terms with a cyborg dick Cheney as vice president.
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Jan 9, 2019 06:12
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https://twitter.com/bad_takes/status/1082849409837223936
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Jan 9, 2019 06:12
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who will die first, trump or artie lange?
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Jan 9, 2019 06:16
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No mariachi law, weak
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Jan 9, 2019 06:24
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He looked like a kid reading his oral report.
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Jan 9, 2019 06:27
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PoPcornTG posted:America is a weird country. It's a good thing they don't heavily influence the world or anything
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Jan 9, 2019 06:28
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I wonder what the Q idiots, who seem to be able to join dots through lead walls, would say if asked why the number 1,488 seems to keep appearing in things from the White House, in particular stuff things involving Squidward Miller.
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Remember when the White House made up a letter from a fictional kid named Pickle saying how great Trump is and Shucks read it to the press without irony? Remember when Sean Spicer stumbled into implying Hitler wasn't that bad talking about Assad and said something about concentration camps as 'people relocation centers'? Remember when Trump referred to farmers as 'the milk people?' Remember when Trump was so smug about successfully passing a dementia test?
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Jan 9, 2019 06:46
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EL BROMANCE posted:Squidward Miller. lmao
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Jan 9, 2019 06:47
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Teriyaki Koinku posted:
Ah from a billion years ago https://twitter.com/purpledocket/status/851871113852452865
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Jan 9, 2019 06:59
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Teriyaki Koinku posted:Remember when the White House made up a letter from a fictional kid named Pickle saying how great Trump is and Shucks read it to the press without irony? i believe it was "holocaust centers" which is even more lmao
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Jan 9, 2019 07:03
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TURMP! Love wall
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Jan 9, 2019 07:18
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Thank you, Odnald. Very cool. quote:Inside the West Wing, Trump has told aides he’s prepared to stake his presidency on making a last stand. https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2019/01/trump-aides-fear-the-wall-will-be-his-alamo Avirosb fucked around with this message at 07:55 on Jan 9, 2019 |
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Jan 9, 2019 07:51
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Avirosb posted:Thank you, Odnald. Very cool. I loving love watching this retarded retard flail about like a retard.
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Jan 9, 2019 08:04
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If WW3 is started over a wall that will do nothing you will hear my lols echo through the irradiated wastelands for all eternity. Aliens will investigate the husk of earth and report a haunting chortle which tells the story of my balls.
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Jan 9, 2019 08:21
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https://twitter.com/Mark923to25/status/1082855450889064449?s=19 Gotcha libs
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Jan 9, 2019 08:45
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raggedphoto posted:“The wall will also be paid for, indirectly by the great new trade deal we have made with Mexico.” I wonder how pissed Trump/Chuds would be if they knew it was called CUSMA in Canada, and T-MEC in Mexico.
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Jan 9, 2019 08:54
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I am from LAnon and I think that the shape of Donal Trump's hair signals the incoming invasion of socialist-loving aliens from Mars within the next week because CNN published a story about soybeans on a Tuesday and let me explain to you how smart and correct I am and furtherm
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Jan 9, 2019 09:47
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The best part about this turd of a speech was AOCs reply on that Maddow show thingie.
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Jan 9, 2019 09:47
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Trump is conflicted, he probably likes that people associate him with a big event, but also realizes that big event is poo poo. https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/1082840903893569536
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Avirosb posted:Thank you, Odnald. Very cool. lol he's going to step down from presidency and set up a second gofundme
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Jan 9, 2019 10:05
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mike12345 posted:Trump is conflicted, he probably likes that people associate him with a big event, but also realizes that big event is poo poo. i remember the first trump shutdown, it was something like X% blame Democrats, Y% blame Republicans where %X<%Y but if you add in Trump's blame % with the Republican's it was greater than the Democrats yet somehow the only thing GOP pointed during the shutdown was how X was bigger than Y therefore Democrat's fault! Expect RNC Chairwoman Ms. McRommney to proudly point out no one blames Republicans for this shutdown.
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Jan 9, 2019 10:06
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i'd vote for the wall if we got to put him up against it
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mike12345 posted:Trump is conflicted, he probably likes that people associate him with a big event, but also realizes that big event is poo poo. So what you're saying is four times more people think the democrats are at fault than republicans? Why did they separate trump from republicansn at large though what a confusing poll.
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Jan 9, 2019 10:08
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Teriyaki Koinku posted:Remember when the White House made up a letter from a fictional kid named Pickle saying how great Trump is and Shucks read it to the press without irony? Remember when they had random wingnuts call in via Skype during briefings to ask Trump what it was like being the coolest president ever Remember when the Mooch basically suggested Trump could slam dunk from halfcourt and single handedly win the super bowl if he wanted to
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Jan 9, 2019 10:10
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there has never been a trump administration press briefing are you out of your mind
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ScrubLeague posted:there has never been a trump administration 
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Jan 9, 2019 10:16
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Jan 9, 2019 10:23
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he couldn't go 8 minutes without the coke sniffles so that was cool
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Jan 9, 2019 10:24
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ScrubLeague posted:he couldn't go 8 minutes without the coke sniffles so that was cool I counted all his weird sniffs as I watched, 45 sniffs. He averaged a coke sniffle once every 11 seconds. lol
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Jan 9, 2019 11:15
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Teriyaki Koinku posted:Remember when Trump was so smug about successfully passing a dementia test? Was this ever actually verified or are we still taking the word of the same doctor who declared trmpu is 239lbs and has "incredible cardiac fitness"
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Jan 9, 2019 11:19
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Tip posted:45 sniffs Should've taken 40 winks.
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Doccykins posted:Was this ever actually verified or are we still taking the word of the same doctor who declared trmpu is 239lbs and has "incredible cardiac fitness" that doctor is in a black site now
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Ayn Randi posted:i believe it was "holocaust centers" which is even more lmao Oh poo poo yeah lol it's like he awkwardly stumbled into Holocaust denial in trying to dunk on Assad.
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Jan 9, 2019 11:40
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mike12345 posted:Trump is conflicted, he probably likes that people associate him with a big event, but also realizes that big event is poo poo. as far as I understand it this is not really a government shunt down, nor really a partial shut down - it’s a liberal government shut down with most of the right wing bits still funded so all the programs for the poor, education and environment will suffer putting pressure on the dems, even though they could wait this out till 2021 easily.
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