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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
:sniff:

You goons work quickly.

Context:
https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1082856609276194821

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Just when I thought that those ASMR videos couldn't get any weirder.

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker


I had to turn my volume up to 100% to even comprehend what was happening, so I'm just happy this didn't end with speaker-destroying dubstep in the final 2 seconds.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
The sniff emote has been around for months.

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

That smilie is from 2016, when Trump had a similar case of the sniffles during the debates. Glad to see it's still relevant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goxZkk_hXbo

Negative Entropy
Nov 30, 2009

*Heavy breathing*

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Vroom vroom, BEEP BEEP!
Nap Ghost
A former "talent manager" on The Apprentice and other stuff whose job was keeping the Trump family happy so the show met production said that Trump literally ground up Adderall and snorted it whenever he had to look smart

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

You'd think the donald would be able to get meth without all the binders and fillers.

Puppy Time
Mar 1, 2005


taqueso posted:

You'd think the donald would be able to get meth without all the binders and fillers.

Meth is for Poors, he is WAY better than that!

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

a roller coaster of emotions

Kommando posted:

Adequately sums up Australian politics.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Huh, I didn't realize that smilie was from 2016.

Also, Donnie using Adderall instead of meth makes sense as you can get a prescription for the former.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

taqueso posted:

You'd think the donald would be able to get meth without all the binders and fillers.

No but adderall is for smart people, and trump is the dumb person's version of a smart person the exact same way he's a poor person's version of a rich person.

OniPanda
May 13, 2004

OH GOD BEAR




Android Apocalypse posted:

Huh, I didn't realize that smilie was from 2016.

Also, Donnie using Adderall instead of meth makes sense as you can get a prescription for the former.

You can get a prescription for the latter too. It's harder, because methamphetamine is rarely prescribed anymore. It has been replaced by.....adderall, a collection of four different of amphetamines.

Araenna
Dec 27, 2012




Lipstick Apathy

DarkHorse posted:

A former "talent manager" on The Apprentice and other stuff whose job was keeping the Trump family happy so the show met production said that Trump literally ground up Adderall and snorted it whenever he had to look smart

What sort of "billionaire" snorts Adderall like a broke college student instead of cocaine like the 80s business stereotype he is?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



cocaine doesnt come with a prescription

hes a teetotaller, so he needs a doctor to tell him which drugs are okay to binge on

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
playing the devil's advocate here but adderall is way better than coke

like streets ahead

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


Stop trying to make "streets ahead" a thing.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



*calls from the next street over* what thing?

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



Franziskaner dunkel is better than coke and aderall. You can mix it with a hotdog or burger for optimal results

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

IUG posted:

Stop trying to make "streets ahead" a thing.
Why? It's so fetch.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

IUG posted:

Stop trying to make "streets ahead" a thing.

the thing is it's never going to be a thing :thejoke:

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

IUG posted:

Stop trying to make "streets ahead" a thing.

Whoa, streets behind right here.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



:cop: alright fellas, take it to the streets.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Streets ahead, sheets behind :pervert:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Krankenstyle posted:

:cop: alright fellas, take it to the streets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rxWPEdYCnI

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




thanks :)

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWX0mWNHHPg

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Ahead in the streets, behind in the sheets! :heysexy:

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Streets ahead actually is a thing: my people say it routinely, often multiple times per day

Ignimbrite
Jan 5, 2010

BALLS BALLS BALLS
Dinosaur Gum
You're related to Chevy Chase?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



any yall use street math?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1mmePD549o

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Streets ahead, sheets behind :pervert:

Casey Jones you better watch your speed?

Alternately: Liquor in the streets, poker in the sheets

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

gently caress MBJ is such a fuckin boss

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



poo poo POST MALONE posted:

gently caress MBJ is such a fuckin boss

ya hes so good. looking forward to creed 2 :allears:

Dont watch this if you liked the previous scene and you havent seen the rest of The Wire. only posting it cause hes a great actor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hor_gOBU_GU

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



streets ahead just sounds like a pathetic attempt by europeans to come up with an equivalent to the far superior "miles ahead", because their godless metric system equivalent has too many syllables to sound punchy

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



cock hero flux posted:

streets ahead just sounds like a pathetic attempt by europeans to come up with an equivalent to the far superior "miles ahead", because their godless metric system equivalent has too many syllables to sound punchy

shaggar does the imperial apologism better imo

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


cock hero flux posted:

streets ahead just sounds like a pathetic attempt by europeans to come up with an equivalent to the far superior "miles ahead", because their godless metric system equivalent has too many syllables to sound punchy

Streets ahead is verbal wildfire.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf1GSjo4zSY

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Leagues ahead is the only term to respect

Lacey
Jul 10, 2001

Guess where this lollipop's going?

cock hero flux posted:

streets ahead just sounds like a pathetic attempt by europeans to come up with an equivalent to the far superior "miles ahead", because their godless metric system equivalent has too many syllables to sound punchy
Look at this dumb yank who's never heard of klicks

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Lacey posted:

Look at this dumb yank who's never heard of klicks

Every yank who's watched milporn knows what a klick is.

Sir *digital static* we're 8 klicks out from the *digital static* 'sion loca *digital static*

gently caress up their *digital static* Christma *static*

You have permission to *click*

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