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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Nae! posted:

It's true, this thread is plagued by shitposters like Cock Walrus, Relentless Boredong, Big Dick High Five, and gently caress Me, You Guybold

huge pubes a plus........ inconclusive.

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pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

I'm Trump AMA

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




why havent you locked her up

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Rule in the White House rn: If it's yellow let it mellow

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

That DICK! posted:

huge pubes a plus........ inconclusive.

i laugh whenever i see that name because i picture it as smaller font at the bottom of a craigslist ad and i just lose it

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Shear Modulus posted:

why havent you locked her up
shes too strong my best agents can't win

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

Taredan posted:

Scoliosis repair

it's basically how batman fixed his spine in the dark night rises

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1082876372136194048?s=20

3 days 2 go

Kraanerg
Aug 17, 2013
I think the question we’re all asking ourselves tonight is who wrote the anonymous op ed???

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008


piss tape real?

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

haljordan posted:

gently caress YOU TRUMP

gently caress YOU SO MUCH

I loving HATE YOU

hater

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Nae! posted:

It's true, this thread is plagued by shitposters like Cock Walrus, Relentless Boredong, Big Dick High Five, and gently caress Me, You Guybold

Spergin Morecock

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

Nae! posted:

I knew that guy Joe vaguely and I think I came off as an rear end in a top hat at the time, so now every time I see more of him being famous I have to cringe and think 'man I think that guy thinks I'm a fuckin rear end in a top hat', and the icing on the cake is knowing theres probably 10,000 other nonfamous people who think of me the same way

being human rules

when people I went to college with started to be, like, real politicians..... man.

also, when an old friend of mine had appendicitis and her surgeon was the supremely awkward salutatorian of our class.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Vox Nihili posted:

piss tape real?

that's rude and your rude bitch

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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Yea I could have a single moment of introspection but I actually enjoy being a moron everyone hates and getting owned all the time

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

i cant flush
help

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

Nae! posted:

It's true, this thread is plagued by shitposters like Cock Walrus, Relentless Boredong, Big Dick High Five, and gently caress Me, You Guybold

Dillzasilver

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

pillsburysoldier posted:

i cant flush
help

then perish

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

Vox Nihili posted:

then perish

Cocks Nihili

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Nae! posted:

i laugh whenever i see that name because i picture it as smaller font at the bottom of a craigslist ad and i just lose it

my boss saw that name when i was scrolling through my phone reading the forum and ive loved it since

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe
this is like something this thread would come up with to make fun of democrats, seriously

https://twitter.com/tedlieu/status/1082833930779324416

"Mr Presidnet, here are the facts,"

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

fosborb posted:

when people I went to college with started to be, like, real politicians..... man.

also, when an old friend of mine had appendicitis and her surgeon was the supremely awkward salutatorian of our class.

I'm actually surprised none of my colleagues from my hot-poo poo prep school have gone on to become the presidents of important places and things. We've had alums go on to join the black panthers and run the goddamned naacp but nobody from my cohort seems to have done anything bigger than bumming around the Bay Area. It's very strange, but I guess we still have a few decades before you can close the book on our careers.

That DICK! posted:

my boss saw that name when i was scrolling through my phone reading the forum and ive loved it since

hahaha thats like my mom in law almost seeing a post by cumshitter

this forum really isnt safe for work or home in any capacity

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
ah but u see wormtongue Miller has got this covered

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

good night america you owe me for not calling an emergency thingy

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Only 2 days until President Trump sets an all time Word Record for longest US government shutdown.

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004



Don't worry we're already hosed

Today was the last day to run payroll for them to get the payments out by Friday

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



mad.radhu posted:

this is like something this thread would come up with to make fun of democrats, seriously

https://twitter.com/tedlieu/status/1082833930779324416

"Mr Presidnet, here are the facts,"

ted lieu? yeah

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

hahahha imagine the ghost of Trump inhabiting the White House like the urban legend of Lincoln's ghost

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

theres no way trump moves out of the white house. future presidents will just have to deal with it.

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

pillsburysoldier posted:

hahahha imagine the ghost of Trump inhabiting the White House like the urban legend of Lincoln's ghost
Small portions of ice-cream regularly go missing from the White House freezers.

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



Taredan posted:

Scoliosis repair

looks fun until u realize the braces are literally screwed directly into his lil skull D: D: D:

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



tromp a bitch?

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Charles 2 of Spain posted:

Small portions of ice-cream regularly go missing from the White House freezers.

he's gonna watch future presidents gently caress

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Doc Walrus posted:

SA HOSTED GANG TAG! SUPPORT YOUR LEADER, INSTANT POL POT


Art.


I'm never here but I still want this

buddhanc
Feb 16, 2010

Oh my God I read that meltdown thread in qcs

I'm so glad I don't venture outside this thread or tff

Everyone else on the forums is a loving irony poisoned edgelord and try hard

CD has to be the worst subforum ever. Hang on while I jot down 8000 words about a childs movie

The most cringeworthy

buddhanc
Feb 16, 2010

Trump

buddhanc
Feb 16, 2010

I got 3 days off coming up

Might trunp a lil

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


It's going to be so quaint to think of Thursday's "longest shutdown ever" milestone in a couple months when the government is still shut down and 90% of federal workers have quit and found other employment.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Charles 2 of Spain posted:

Small portions of ice-cream regularly go missing from the White House freezers.

"small" portions?

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Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Shear Modulus posted:

"small" portions?

about two scoops' worth

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