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Hot Karl Marx posted:Ever expanding lol. "The republicans are inept at controlling their own party because they are comically evil and trip over their own dicks even with all the keys of power at their disposal. This is of course the Democrats fault."
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Hot Karl Marx posted:https://twitter.com/PhilipRucker/st...ingawful.com%2F Every single person employed by the coast guard on my social media is not saying these things.
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Don't pay me until WALL! Then Lock Her Up!
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Donald Trump nominated William Barr from the HW administration for Attorney General. Barr wrote some bullshit about how the President can't technically obstruct justice, so Donnie nominated Barr thinking OOH HE'LL STOP MUELLER AND THE WITCH HUNT. Donnie's gonna loving explode that he basically just nominated one of Mueller's literal best friends. https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/1083060784727539712?s=19 THEIR WIVES loving ATTEND BIBLE STUDY TOGETHER
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facialimpediment posted:Donald Trump nominated William Barr from the HW administration for Attorney General. Barr wrote some bullshit about how the President can't technically obstruct justice, so Donnie nominated Barr thinking OOH HE'LL STOP MUELLER AND THE WITCH HUNT. Much like the Mattis resignation letter, I'm betting Donnie didn't actually bother reading the candidate file that his staffers handed him. He just saw the Fox News interview and went "MY MAN!" e: Haha, Barr wasn't even interviewed on Fox News. Fox pundits just ran with a memo that he had written saying that the president was within his right to fire cabinet members and interpreted that to mean he would end the investigation. psydude fucked around with this message at 19:59 on Jan 9, 2019 |
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Jan 9, 2019 19:56
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Fox News literally controls the most powerful nation in history
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You imagine Barr calling up Mueller a few weeks ago and saying "yo bobby, you ain't gonna fuckin' believe what job I've just been offered"
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Good.
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Hope he dies like the founder of jack daniels, after kicking something and getting an infection in a toe.
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I hope he dies like Elvis
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I hope he dies like Mussolini.
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BigDave posted:I hope he dies like Mussolini. That's my hope for Trump
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nwin posted:Every single person employed by the coast guard on my social media is not saying these things. I'll ask some of the TSA guys at my work...  they ain't saying that...
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Whose was worse? Ghadafi or Mussolini? Knife in the rear end on TV is pretty hosed
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Wasabi the J posted:I'll ask some of the TSA guys at my work... You work in an airport?
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Wasn't Mussolini the cat who ate a burst of machine gun fire around the side of his house? Yeah I'd take that over getting Gaddafi'd
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Donnie's best friend Vlad is absolutely terrified that he might get the Gadaffi treatment some day. So I'd vote for that.
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not caring here posted:Wasn't Mussolini the cat who ate a burst of machine gun fire around the side of his house? I thought Mussolini was caught by anti-fascist forces while he was trying to flee and then executed at a gas station? They hung him up on display near the train station in Milan and erected a middle finger to fascism a couple of blocks away. e: 
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UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:That's my hope for Trump You'd need NASA to make the bloody rope.
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Lou Takki posted:You work in an airport? Just started. Yeah.
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psydude posted:I thought Mussolini was caught by anti-fascist forces while he was trying to flee and then executed at a gas station? They hung him up on display near the train station in Milan and erected a middle finger to fascism a couple of blocks away. Nicolae Ceaușescu was the one who ate machine gun bullets but I think he and his wife were executed outside of the state TV station.
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Wasabi the J posted:Just started. Yeah. Can you explain to me why every single bathroom stall in an entire airport has been used by someone who completely misses the toilet bowl for both urine and bowel movements?
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Solaris 2.0 posted:Nicolae Ceaușescu was the one who ate machine gun bullets but I think he and his wife were executed outside of the state TV station. Yep, I remember seeing the footage on the 6pm BBC news when I was a kid.
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Nice and hot piss posted:Can you explain to me why every single bathroom stall in an entire airport has been used by someone who completely misses the toilet bowl for both urine and bowel movements? user name checks out
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Nice and hot piss posted:Can you explain to me why every single bathroom stall in an entire airport has been used by someone who completely misses the toilet bowl for both urine and bowel movements? Every heart is a beating piece of poo poo
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Nice and hot piss posted:Can you explain to me why every single bathroom stall in an entire airport has been used by someone who completely misses the toilet bowl for both urine and bowel movements? It'll break your head when you realise it's because a large percentage of humans never learned how to poo poo properly. Look around you next time you're out shopping or in the city and contemplate that.
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Motherfucker how do you get gout in jail unless you're cleaning out the commissary all the time?
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EBB posted:Motherfucker how do you get gout in jail unless you're cleaning out the commissary all the time? Haven't you seen those news stories that totally tell both sides that prisoners are living high on the hog eating steak. Steak, I tells ya.
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World's most powerful lizard person divorces, eats mate of 25 years: https://edition.cnn.com/2019/01/09/tech/jeff-bezos-wife-divorce/index.html quote:Jeff Bezos and his wife, MacKenzie, are getting a divorce after 25 years of marriage, according to a joint statement put out Wednesday on the Amazon CEO's Twitter account.
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I wonder how today's meeting is go- https://twitter.com/LisaDNews/status/1083100253014970374?s=19 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1083099784012091396?s=19
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EBB posted:World's most powerful lizard person divorces, eats mate of 25 years: I hope she takes half his cash. I had maths mates that went to work for Amazon in like 1998 when I was in college, so I've been hearing stories about how much as a psychopath he is for 20 drat years now. Hope one of his drones drops a brick on his head.
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facialimpediment posted:I wonder how today's meeting is go- It is loving surreal that Nancy Pelosi of all people has a spine.
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Nice and hot piss posted:Can you explain to me why every single bathroom stall in an entire airport has been used by someone who completely misses the toilet bowl for both urine and bowel movements? Mr Perfect over here throwing stones
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orange juche posted:It is loving surreal that Nancy Pelosi of all people has a spine. It's about god drat time someone does. You don't negotiate with loving terrorists because if they get what they want they take more hostages.
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EBB posted:oh god just choke on a horse dick already so president pence will reopen the government
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orange juche posted:It is loving surreal that Nancy Pelosi of all people has a spine. At this point the Dems can't cave, and Trump doesn't seem to care and/or understand the implications of a shutdown. This might go on for a while (until polling shows Bitch McConnell that they need to veto-proof it because undecided voters might actually remember this in 2020).
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