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Floor is lava
May 14, 2007

Fallen Rib

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

https://twitter.com/KenDilanianNBC/status/1083096471254253568?s=19
This is almost certainly bullshit but it would be really really funny if Mueller released his report before the shutdown ended

yeah, but didn't mueller renew the grand jury for another 6 months

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

FAT ORANGE BINCH MAKE THE TWEET

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook

Elephanthead posted:

Is Chuck and Nancy that punk rock band that is only famous because they sucked?

Sid and nancy? and no.

Famous TV Dad
Nov 1, 2011

Epic High Five posted:

he's gonna declare the state of emergency, he has literally no other out

the political deadline he's up against is enough Republicans blinking and passing something without a wall with a veto proof majority, which will basically implode the party and probably also the world in hellfire
cool

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Buck Wildman posted:

Gotta give Pelosi credit that she's not giving Schumer any chance to get a word in on the matter.

unbelievable that trump stormed out before chuck could cave...

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Epic High Five posted:

strange that Trump's bold strategy of demanding people give him exactly what he wants without any concessions and with no leverage isn't working

This but unironically since he's negotiating with Chuck Schumer

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Buck Wildman posted:

Gotta give Pelosi credit that she's not giving Schumer any chance to get a word in on the matter.


schumer wants to cave so bad his nut sack left a sweat mark like that gamer chair.

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

new concept art of Donald trump’s proposed steel barrier

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

TMMadman posted:

Trump: I said bye-bye, nothing else works!

im lolling

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

https://twitter.com/JacobAWohl/status/1083100155719512064

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
this is the president lol

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Elephanthead posted:

Are you going to give me exactly what I want with no concessions, No, get out. Trump bargains like my 4 year old wanting doughnuts.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surface_bargaining

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
Art of the deal BITCH

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Epic High Five posted:

he's gonna declare the state of emergency, he has literally no other out

the political deadline he's up against is enough Republicans blinking and passing something without a wall with a veto proof majority, which will basically implode the party and probably also the world in hellfire

Issue is that might require them to depose McConnel since he can just block legislation from getting voted on. Or he could break and let it through but I pretty sure he's willng to ride this train to hell by this point.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

support my wall

Famous TV Dad
Nov 1, 2011

what happened to the see-through wall. lets get that back on the negotiating table

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
can't believe video leaked of the Trump and Pelosi meeting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsGoPz4Yajw

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

Hahahaha Trump is so loving used to being the money guy that he has no idea how to actually negotiate

In biddiness, people were willing to coax him back to the table because he had, ostensibly, a lot of money to bring to the table (spoiler: most of them got stiffed on payment), but he has no idea how to operate when someone else holds the purse strings

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

state of the emergency

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007





lmao yessss

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/268086256750178304

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
an unnamed source said Trump asked Pelosi if she would support the wall. when she said "No", Trump got up to leave but tried opening a locked door. as Trump kept twisting the handles, his aides tried to point him to the open door behind him. increasingly scared, Trump's sweat slicked hand slipped off the door handle and he stumbled into the furled window curtain next to him and became entangled. confused and angry, Trump began thrashing in the curtains until they ripped from the hanger and Trump collapsed in a giant fabric pile. Stephen Miller was said to then hurriedly run into the room, and with the assistance of several aides, drag the Presidential Pile out of the open door as Trump stuck his head through a ripped curtain hole and looked at Pelosi to say, "Bye Bye!"

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Louisgod posted:

can't believe video leaked of the Trump and Pelosi meeting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsGoPz4Yajw
lmao this is immediately what I though of

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Walking out of a meeting is extremely bad form

I know nothing matters anymore

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
:trumpsmug:

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Elephanthead posted:

You would not have ham lunchmeat if you didn't have an army of illegal immigrants carving up hogs.

tell the chuds they can't have their lunchables because a mexican packed them

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Elephanthead posted:

Are you going to give me exactly what I want with no concessions, No, get out. Trump bargains like my 4 year old wanting doughnuts.

its schumer

50 people are currently holding him down, as he desperately tries to crawl to the oval office and cave into everything

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Let's build a wall but at the mason dixon line

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/jeneps/status/1083100109615874048
it was cutting into his executive time

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

there we go, that’s the stuff.

vanisher
Jul 12, 2005

Fun Shoe

lol trump

How come every time I cry and whine about not getting my way people think i'm acting like a child

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

it's really funny that chuck and nancy have to get up in the morning to go to a meeting which is 100% all motion, no purpose

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




there's the tweet

that's what i needed

straight into my veins

Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/1083102150895591431
Those monsters.

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

lorn Wayne posted:

its schumer

50 people are currently holding him down, as he desperately tries to crawl to the oval office and cave into everything

schumer can’t do anything

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007





no one in all of human history has been treated as unfairly as president trump

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
votes money guy and dies from lettuce in 2k19

america

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


hahah amazing

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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

skoomer is still the more ridiculous looking one here

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