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jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


Joementum posted:

candy confirmed straight from the horse's mouth

https://twitter.com/cspan/status/1083107303216369673

we live in the show that people in veep watch

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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Joementum posted:

well yeah, i'd be mad too if i'd just given that candy away and got nothing in return

https://twitter.com/tparti/status/1083106064776785920

prez has the perfect candy to stop the shutdown

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

An Apple A Gay posted:

piss on ur lemon starbursts

cracking open some watermelon skittles terp saws tonite (no pics yet)

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

oh my god get that wax poo poo outta here

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

lol

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

lol that baby president ran out of the room to whine on twitter about how big bad nancy treated him wrong

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
Skittles protruding. Very very disrespectful.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



lmao gov't gonna be shut down permanently

donalt turmp is dumb as a loving brick

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
AMERICA DEAD

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Kurtofan posted:

AMERICA DEAD

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Kurtofan posted:

AMERICA DEAD

:yeshaha:

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 361 days!
MR PRESIDNET WHY CAN I NOT FIND THE SOUR STARBURSTS ANYMORE #MAGA #KAG #BUILDTGHEWALL

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Louisgod posted:

the thing with starbursts is not trying to find consensus on what flavor is the best, but finding consensus on what flavor ISN'T the best.

I'd actually argue thas strawberry is the worst

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
it was just a misunderstanding, trump noticed an orange starburst in the mix and started trashing the situation room

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Joementum posted:

candy confirmed straight from the horse's mouth

https://twitter.com/cspan/status/1083107303216369673

“Where is he? Uh, preparing for more meetings.”

Cut to trump watching fox and plowing his way through a Big ‘Burst Mac(a Big Mac with a layer of mashed together starburst)

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Louisgod posted:

the thing with starbursts is not trying to find consensus on what flavor is the best, but finding consensus on what flavor ISN'T the best.

its the pina colada one from the tropical flavors

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


United Trumps of America

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

jerry seinfel posted:

we live in the show that people in veep watch

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



poo poo now i want some candy

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

https://twitter.com/politico/status/1083111487189798918

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
*pushing myself to the front of the journalism line*

sir sir SIR how muchy candy was there?
what kind of candy?
if chocolate did it have nougat or cream interior?
was it a wafer or jolly rancher?
please clarify!!!!!!

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

but the wall, nancy...

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Goddammit now I want some Starbursts.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

Iron Crowned posted:

I'd actually argue thas strawberry is the worst
:wrong:

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

lmao of course it's Kevin the candy bringer who noticed that trump brought candy lmao

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 361 days!
where do you even go from candy

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

Siljmonster posted:

*pushing myself to the front of the journalism line*

sir sir SIR how muchy candy was there?
what kind of candy?
if chocolate did it have nougat or cream interior?
was it a wafer or jolly rancher?
please clarify!!!!!!

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



is don jr still hiding out chez baloogan

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Good on them. What sort of monster would take candy from a baby?

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


im glad jean kelly and moderate dog killed themselves

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

Mariana Horchata posted:

cracking open some watermelon skittles terp saws tonite (no pics yet)

a h h y e a h

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


https://twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/1060267476037103617

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Destroy My Sweater posted:

but the wall, nancy...



Ahahahahaha come back with some malt balls when you're ready to get serious

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Der Meister posted:

tbh red and pink starbursts are the best ones

starbursts all taste exactly the same

this is not a joke, they really do.

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

btw, there's actually a picture with this jar in it, it's real. was like half full and i cannot find it for the life of me

paging joementum?

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
trump handing out candy like the government has cash to burn. where's the fiscal responsibility???

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





tlwhat u gonna do with all that trump , all that reump inside ur trump

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

:yeshaha: soon nothing but candy will be safe to eat

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

jerry seinfel posted:

we live in the show that people in veep watch

every day we stray further from idiocracy not being a documentary

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Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Siljmonster posted:

*pushing myself to the front of the journalism line*

sir sir SIR how muchy candy was there?
what kind of candy?
if chocolate did it have nougat or cream interior?
was it a wafer or jolly rancher?
please clarify!!!!!!

*distantly* Do your job, Mr. Wonka!!!

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