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Melthir
Dec 29, 2009

I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.

nwin posted:

Every single person employed by the coast guard on my social media is not saying these things.

I got a couple of knuckleheads who are but they are all deep south shitheads who are going to parrot fox news no matter what.

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Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/DanLamothe/status/1083100523925065728

Some helpful advice to the couple of Coasties we have here

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

naw that's how you get president pelosi

e: which would be the most hilarious outcome of all this

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

EBB posted:

World's most powerful lizard person divorces, eats mate of 25 years:

https://edition.cnn.com/2019/01/09/tech/jeff-bezos-wife-divorce/index.html

another casualty of Bezos' hatred of unions

egyptian rat race
Jul 13, 2007

Lowtax Spine Fund 2019
Ultra Carp

EBB posted:

World's most powerful lizard person divorces, eats mate of 25 years:

https://edition.cnn.com/2019/01/09/tech/jeff-bezos-wife-divorce/index.html

e: beaten to the dad joke

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Pelosi is 78. She's running out of time to use that backbone.

nwin
Feb 25, 2002

make's u think

God drat.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Nancy Pelosi should never, ever, ever read another teleprompter speech out loud ever again.

More of this though!

https://twitter.com/politico/status/1083109964774850560?s=19

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



facialimpediment posted:

Nancy Pelosi should never, ever, ever read another teleprompter speech out loud ever again.

More of this though!

https://twitter.com/politico/status/1083109964774850560?s=19

:drat:

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

facialimpediment posted:

Nancy Pelosi should never, ever, ever read another teleprompter speech out loud ever again.

More of this though!

https://twitter.com/politico/status/1083109964774850560?s=19

God drat, she is throwing harsh shade.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



CommieGIR posted:

God drat, she is throwing harsh shade.

I mean she actually legitimately despises him as a person and as a president, and the fact that she's got significant backing in this from within the democratic party means she will gladly keep dunking on Hair Furor in public and private as much as possible as long as it scores her those sweet political points.

https://twitter.com/Calltoart/status/1083114608162947072

This is also rich because most TSA employees and border security as far as I can tell are quite low on the GS payscale ladder, if they're even on it. You don't begin to sniff that kind of money until you're a GS mid-teens at a high step.

I would guess most federal employees who are not being paid and being forced to work are making a little over 40-50k with locality pay.

orange juche fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Jan 9, 2019

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
Schumer even dropped the decorum enough to say their meeting ended in a "temper tantrum" and Diaper Donnie just walking out on negotiations, which for a spineless god drat jellyfish like him is just shocking.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Nice and hot piss posted:

Can you explain to me why every single bathroom stall in an entire airport has been used by someone who completely misses the toilet bowl for both urine and bowel movements?

I don't know about your problems I use secret bathrooms

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1083061110264217600

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Wasabi the J posted:

I don't know about your problems I use secret bathrooms

Taking a poo poo in the maternity pods isn’t cool man.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Wasabi the J posted:

I don't know about your problems I use secret bathrooms

ah so we found who is making GBS threads in the soap dispensers

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Somebody fell asleep watching Fury Road last night.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

orange juche posted:

I mean she actually legitimately despises him as a person and as a president, and the fact that she's got significant backing in this from within the democratic party means she will gladly keep dunking on Hair Furor in public and private as much as possible as long as it scores her those sweet political points.

https://twitter.com/Calltoart/status/1083114608162947072

This is also rich because most TSA employees and border security as far as I can tell are quite low on the GS payscale ladder, if they're even on it. You don't begin to sniff that kind of money until you're a GS mid-teens at a high step.

I would guess most federal employees who are not being paid and being forced to work are making a little over 40-50k with locality pay.

Ah yes, the fabled conservatives eating Mac and cheese because Obama made them poor

Get hosed, Twitter idiot

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

rosenstein saying hes staying until the mueller report is delivered

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002




https://twitter.com/qjurecic/status/1083102592559992832?s=20

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Casimir Radon posted:

Somebody fell asleep watching Fury Road last night.

He does kinda look like Immortan Joe

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
Mad Mex: Fury Wall

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

You think your piddly rear end wall will stop the Doofwagon? War boys know their way around that poo poo.

Cyks
Mar 17, 2008

The trenches of IT can scar a muppet for life

bird food bathtub posted:

Schumer even dropped the decorum enough to say their meeting ended in a "temper tantrum" and Diaper Donnie just walking out on negotiations, which for a spineless god drat jellyfish like him is just shocking.

Pence is saying this is BS and Donnie passed out candy instead so really it's the Democrats that are evil.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


It was probably some dodgy taffy that had been expired for 10 years.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Still unconfirmed but I bet Bolton has a giant hard on right now

https://twitter.com/L0gg0l/status/1...ingawful.com%2F

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Still unconfirmed but I bet Bolton has a giant hard on right now

https://twitter.com/L0gg0l/status/1...ingawful.com%2F

Oh boy, strap in fella’s, some of you are going Persian Hunting. Best of luck, I’ll think of you while drawing my retirement check, and hugging my DD-214 that has every single can’t re-enlist code on it.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

god loving dammit

Plastic_Gargoyle
Aug 3, 2007

CommieGIR posted:

And now, suggestive clips of mid air refueling.

Img-F-105 Pussy Galore:

https://www.britmodeller.com/forums/index.php?/topic/235008650-f-105d-thunderchief-pussy-galore-ii-148/

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Looks like Bezos moved his mistress around Next-Day Air

https://twitter.com/cwarzel/status/1083147008712466432?s=19

https://pagesix.com/2019/01/09/jeff...impression=true

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

I am pleased beyond life that leaky selfies have come home to roost for the social media god-kings.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Oh word?

https://twitter.com/jamiejbartlett/status/1083083448330452994?s=21

boomers delenda est

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Lol. People in Denver are signing a petition to decriminalize shrooms. I didn't expect that twist in the grand scheme of things.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/09/health/denver-magic-mushrooms-trnd/index.html

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Still unconfirmed but I bet Bolton has a giant hard on right now

https://twitter.com/L0gg0l/status/1...ingawful.com%2F

OH BOY OH BOY :nsa: :nsa: :nsa: :nsa:

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Deathy McDeath posted:

OH BOY OH BOY :nsa: :nsa: :nsa: :nsa:

I'd give you a month until they do a test. Goddamn this is stupid.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Do a test then send big letters in envelopes then invite Trump over for disarmament talks.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
:nsa:

Time Crisis Actor fucked around with this message at 04:15 on Jan 10, 2019

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I was hoping they'd just ride things out until the next administration.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Nothing in that supposed leaked bulletin announces weapons building. So it could be anything from nothing to something!

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Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

mlmp08 posted:

So it could be anything from nothing to something!

Trump! I loving hate that man.

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