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Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
There's either a tweet or screenshot of a tumblr post I saw in a tweet that read something like:

Soft sci-fi: Lets use the cool gun to shoot the thing!
Hard sci-if: We need to shoot the thing because ever since man looked up at the stars, (long-winded lecture about manifest destiny) Anyway, that's why age of consent laws are wrong (or some other lovely libertarian thing)

Has anyone else seen it?

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Yeah

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


no

i wonder what the tumblr hype-men thought of the joke

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

sandoz posted:

no

i wonder what the tumblr hype-men thought of the joke

"This"

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Literally everything any white American has eaten is literal poo poo that has been SHAT out of a poo poo-BUTT.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Now Lakupiippu on the other hand... Hoo Boy oh Boy!!!!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Sagebrush posted:

you eat pork right

how about pork at a luau in hawaii? yum!

with a glaze/dressing made from tomatoes and pineapples, just the right mix of sweet and tangy? fantastic

now put that delicious pineapple pork on a bun and add some cheese and god drat, what a sandwich

now unroll it and it's a pineapple pizza you dumb baby

I mean, you're someone who thinks a glaze and enormous chunks of pineapple are exactly the same thing, so...

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Also get the gently caress out of here with your bourgeois ideas of flying to an archipelago for the sole purpose of a cookout.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Karate Bastard posted:

Now Lakupiippu on the other hand... Hoo Boy oh Boy!!!!

I know where you're coming from but YOU CAN HAVE IT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5fQZhv0poU

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Jerry Cotton posted:

I know where you're coming from but YOU CAN HAVE IT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5fQZhv0poU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtUPL6hXgfQ

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Hay JC how do you say "horrific toxin" in Finnish?

I caught Myrkky but there seems to be something about meese in there too?

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 19:33 on Jan 10, 2019

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


This.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Karate Bastard posted:

Hay JC how do you say "horrific toxin" in Finnish?

I caught Myrkky but there seems to be something about meese in there too?

"Jerry Cotton"

Shnag
Dec 8, 2010

"I'll be whatever I wanna do!"

Who What Now posted:

I mean, you're someone who thinks a glaze and enormous chunks of pineapple are exactly the same thing, so...

Maybe american restaurants suck at Hawaiian pizza? I don't think there is a Canadian pizza restaurant that doesn't sell Hawaiian pizza. And it's never huge chunks of pineapple.

Also, sloppy joe on mashed pototes, the ground beef in a gravy. I mean there's sheperards pie, it's not too different from that.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Samuringa posted:

old meme, new format



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiwSm6QgZM8
(watch for how they censored the sexy violence)

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



postin my fave meme of the day

wuffles
Apr 10, 2004

forget pineapple pizza...how do you not understand the appeal of chicken and waffles? it’s real drat good and you’re not living right if you’ve never even tried it.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




They're both good and anybody claiming not to understand why anybody would want to eat sweet and salty things together is being willfully dipshitty

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

wuffles posted:

forget pineapple pizza...how do you not understand the appeal of chicken and waffles? it’s real drat good and you’re not living right if you’ve never even tried it.

chicken and waffles are amazing?

no one was dissing that

just don't put fruit and pork on my pizza, tyvm

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

Barring some exceptions, every cuisine has both awful and tasty things, the problem with American cuisine is that each portion is 3x the size it should be.

wuffles
Apr 10, 2004

syscall girl posted:

chicken and waffles are amazing?

no one was dissing that

just don't put fruit and pork on my pizza, tyvm

This was in response to someone challenging the thread to come up with a worse American food combo than pineapple pizza:

Shnag posted:

um, Chicken and waffles? Like I can understand brunch, but waffles with maple syrup and fried chicken? :wtf: I like them both on their own, but never had the option to order them together. Maybe its a flavour experience that I never had yet. :shrug:

Though taste is possibly one of the most subjective things out there. It is funny when people think taste is objective, as if other people are powering through gross food they hate out of pure spite for others.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

All you arguing that American cuisine doesn't have any gross stuff as if menthol is a totally normal flavour. Americans drink loving toothpaste/medicine flavoured soft drinks.

Also let's not pretend like pineapple pizza isn't an American thing. Y'all are just as loving guilty of that poo poo as anyone else.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Hawai'ian pizza is a god drat godsend and anyone who disagrees has a babby palate for babbies

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
It was invented ln Canada. The dude was Greek and moved to Ontario.

Also pepperoni pineapple is better. HTH

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

its all nice on rice posted:

Also pepperoni pineapple is better. HTH

:yeah:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

its all nice on rice posted:

It was invented ln Canada. The dude was Greek and moved to Ontario.

Also pepperoni pineapple is better. HTH

And they will still whine that there is no such thing as Canadian Bacon

It's a drat good John Candy movie

Yestermoment
Jul 27, 2007

What about a succulent chinese meal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XebF2cgmFmU&t=25s

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


its all nice on rice posted:

Also pepperoni pineapple is better. HTH

Pineapple, pepperoni, and jalapeno is galaxy tier brain 'za.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENISSSSSSSS

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8aqLoawW3jo

And the trailer it's based on:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hNCmb-4oXJA

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

frogge posted:

Pineapple, pepperoni, and jalapeno is galaxy tier brain 'za.

I must try this.
Bar we went to as years ago did pineapple, jalapeños and fried chicken. That was a little odd.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

wuffles posted:

forget pineapple pizza...how do you not understand the appeal of chicken and waffles? it’s real drat good and you’re not living right if you’ve never even tried it.

Yeah it's probably tasty but it's also the kind of thing you gain three pounds from just looking at it. It's the sort of thing that'll give you the itis for a week. I'm sure it's delicious but I'd rather not slip into a week long food coma, thanks.

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Chicken is the worst blandest poultry, even turkey tastes better.

Captain Jesus
Feb 26, 2009

What's wrong with you? You don't even have your beer goggles on!!

syscall girl posted:

chicken and waffles are amazing?

no one was dissing that

just don't put fruit and pork on my pizza, tyvm

Pineapple on pizza is amazing?

just don't put waffles and maple syrup on my chicken, tyvm.

Chicken and waffles is weird and bad. I opened up to a lot of american weirdness during my time across the pond but this is one of the things I just couldn't accept. It's a shameful travesty.

CaptainViolence
Apr 19, 2006

I'M GONNA GET YOU DUCK

bike tory posted:

All you arguing that American cuisine doesn't have any gross stuff as if menthol is a totally normal flavour. Americans drink loving toothpaste/medicine flavoured soft drinks.

:lol: wtf drink is this? i don't think i've ever heard of any mint-flavoured soft drinks, just poo poo like peppermint schnapps and even then only around the winter holidays when there's all kinds of silly seasonal flavors and only when there's booze or coffee (or both) involved

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



A buddy asked me what I know about chungus

Post your best, I need to show em wats up

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOmG5RO4bNc

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Chicken and waffles are a little odd but not that weird to me but I used to live near a fried chicken place that sold a chicken leg sandwich. That was a fried chicken leg, bone and all, between two pieces of wonder bread style white bread.

MunchE
Sep 7, 2000

bike tory posted:

All you arguing that American cuisine doesn't have any gross stuff as if menthol is a totally normal flavour. Americans drink loving toothpaste/medicine flavoured soft drinks.

Also let's not pretend like pineapple pizza isn't an American thing. Y'all are just as loving guilty of that poo poo as anyone else.

Uhhh do you think Listerine is a soft drink?

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

KoRMaK posted:

A buddy asked me what I know about chungus

Post your best, I need to show em wats up

Americans invented Jenkem and we're loving proud of it, okay?

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