Donald TRUMP popped out doing the Chicken Dance

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paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

Its Coke posted:

There's an SJW in my class but she's a generally chill person and not treating me with contempt or even suspicion for being a white male, and it's making me reconsider a few things

u should talk with her & see if you share any common interests imo

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

PERHAPS I SHOULD CLARIFY THAT THAT BILL IS FOR BACK-PAY WHEN (IF) THE SHUTDOWN ENDS

oh lol nevermind then continue the madness

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Its Coke posted:

There's an SJW in my class but she's a generally chill person and not treating me with contempt or even suspicion for being a white male, and it's making me reconsider a few things

how many levels into SJW does she have

# ? Jan 10, 2019 23:48

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Shear Modulus posted:

look fuckers just tell me which mario kart character it looks like

1:4 odds it's Bowser

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Thoguh: Nov 8, 2002; College Slice

Joementum posted:

looks like attorney general matthew whitaker has some competition at this year's CES

Is there any peice of technology you can buy at this point that doesn't include Alexa, Siri, or Google assistant built in?

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Former Everything: Nov 28, 2007; Is this right?

gonna chime in like i always do when country music gets mentioned

if u aren't listening to tyler childers and sturgill simpson ur a garbage person

also wheeler walker jr

but thats it for country music

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Augus: Mar 9, 2015

Its Coke posted:

There's an SJW in my class but she's a generally chill person and not treating me with contempt or even suspicion for being a white male, and it's making me reconsider a few things

# ? Jan 10, 2019 23:48

punished milkman: Dec 5, 2018; would have won

Joementum posted:

looks like attorney general matthew whitaker has some competition at this year's CES

cant wait for the future where a fully sentient, feeling, thinking robot has to eat my poo poo to feel fulfilled

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lorn Wayne: Jan 7, 2006

Joementum posted:

looks like attorney general matthew whitaker has some competition at this year's CES

alexa, open wide

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shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1083495507790569477?s=19

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Thoguh posted:

Is there any peice of technology you can buy at this point that doesn't include Alexa, Siri, or Google assistant built in?

WALL! WHEEL!

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galenanorth: May 19, 2016

I keep all my books, notebooks, and folders of handouts from college in a 3x2 stack of storage bins sitting in the closet, plus another lying out. It really adds up to a lot of space. I threw out all my notes on topics other than those relevant to my major, such as my American history notes, because I didn't have room and I figured if I needed to study any of the topics in more depth someday I'd start over.

# ? Jan 10, 2019 23:49

Buck Wildman: Mar 30, 2010; I am Metango, Galactic Governor

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1083493944527249408

Wow none of them threw a visible white power sign that whole time what iron discipline

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Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

Its Coke posted:

There's an SJW in my class but she's a generally chill person and not treating me with contempt or even suspicion for being a white male, and it's making me reconsider a few things

is this a poor joke

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dont be mean to me: May 2, 2007; I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars

Bert Roberge posted:

Fox counted up all the walls currently in use.

University of Quebec.

Huh.

UNIVBEE

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Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

hell yeah I�m a SJW

Suicidal
Jackin it
White as gently caress

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a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

lol this world is circling the bowl faster and faster by the minute

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

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ShutteredIn: Mar 24, 2005; El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

PERHAPS I SHOULD CLARIFY THAT THAT BILL IS FOR BACK-PAY WHEN (IF) THE SHUTDOWN ENDS
https://twitter.com/Phil_Mattingly/status/1083493525742936065

backpay lol

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paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

Jon Joe posted:

is this a poor joke

in the event it isnt see if she knows wtf emotion :v:

signifies plz im going out of my mind

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BUSH 2112: Sep 17, 2012; I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

paranoid randroid posted:

i joke but has anyone concretely established the precise meaning of

i thought

was explicitly "this is a dumb joke that's still funny" but idk

# ? Jan 10, 2019 23:51

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

galenanorth posted:

I keep all my books, notebooks, and folders of handouts from college in a 3x2 stack of storage bins sitting in the closet, plus another lying out. It really adds up to a lot of space. I threw out all my notes on topics other than those relevant to my major, such as my American history notes, because I didn't have room and I figured if I needed to study any of the topics in more depth someday I'd start over.

where do you keep your calendars that your dad taught you to keep and *sniff* oh god i just love him and his calendars so much

# ? Jan 10, 2019 23:51

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

paranoid randroid posted:

in the event it isnt see if she knows wtf emotion signifies plz im going out of my mind

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paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

my apartment is like A Beautiful Mind but with :v:

all over the loving place

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ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

mormonpartyboat posted:

here comes the bile again

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Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

Joementum posted:

CES owns so much

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Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

neutral milf hotel posted:

are you Tim?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFOyfJtJAdc

bring back life and times of tim

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Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

Bert Roberge posted:

Fox counted up all the walls currently in use.

i'm gonna build a wall but not put it into use yet, i'm gonna save it for when i really need it

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UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Former Everything posted:

gonna chime in like i always do when country music gets mentioned

if u aren't listening to tyler childers and sturgill simpson ur a garbage person

also wheeler walker jr

but thats it for country music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFk3mtcXTN4

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

i will NEVER shut down the government

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mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

punished milkman posted:

cant wait for the future where a fully sentient, feeling, thinking robot has to eat my poo poo to feel fulfilled

you're on the couch watching netflix when your toilet calls to you, asking if you really are sure you don't have to take a poo poo right now

# ? Jan 10, 2019 23:52

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

The Snoo posted:

why don't they just make retailers stop printing so much unnecessary bullshit on receipts

just put:

- store name/number
- date/time
- UPC, item number, price/total
- barcode/number for returns

no loving stupid coupons, surveys, 'we're hiring!', my purchase takes up an inch of paper, yet the receipt is 10 inches long bc they just gotta throw in that loving survey!!!!!!!!!!!

the survey prints on my time clock receipts ffs

they realized they could advertise on them bigly and now we got fuckin books of tiny paper

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