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cnut
May 3, 2016

gret posted:

Ahahahahaha gonna gently caress Puerto Rico and California infrastructure to build the wall....

lol

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old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

bag em and tag em posted:

Lmao, POTUS despises the state I live in so much. He would probably nuke us if he could. Hell, maybe he will declare the whole state an occupied zone full if dangerous illegals and just wage an open war on us all. haha... ha..... poo poo

lern 2 rake ur forrests

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM

Former DILF posted:

If he does manage a coup of the republic, we’re just going to have to acknowledge the fact that America’s Julius Caesar was Donald trump lmao

I can think of no more a scathing indictment of this enormity of a nation

how bad is america's caligula going to be?

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

old beast lunatic posted:

lern 2 rake ur forrests

I'm curious how he will blame us for the next big earthquake.

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

Sedgr posted:

Yes, setting a precedent that the President can declare an emergency over anything he/she wants and then spend the military budget on the "emergency" is definitely something they should start.

This will surely cause no problems down the line, and is a very smart good brain solution to any issue.

dems can’t use your own precedent against you if you destroy the country before they can take back control *taps head*

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

bag em and tag em posted:

I'm curious how he will blame us for the next big earthquake.

Need to do more fracking to lessen underground gas pressure

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

bag em and tag em posted:

I'm curious how he will blame us for the next big earthquake.

probably god real mad about everyone that isn't white and retarded.

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008


diversity.jpg

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

https://twitter.com/mrdavehill/status/1083497985143697408?s=19

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"

There is just no replacement for good old human trafficking. Just look at the wheel and the wall. Some of the classics will never be topped

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

i think we're moving towards a country where news anchors will be calling for the death of people specifically by name and it'll just be another day. atm you kinda gotta maneuver around it to do it, coax 'em with fear about their way of life being attacked, the greater good requiring sacrifices, children in danger, etc... and some brave proud fucker on the lower end of the bell curve shows up with his guns to right a wrong. and the country is basically full of these idiots, waiting for the signal via text msg or candygram iuno.. gonna be an interesting world then, i tell you whut...

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
All of the other 49 states regularly rake their forests which is why they don't have as many wildfires. Colorfornia is lazily letting water flow away.

I
DECLARE
BORDER WALL.

Thundercracker
Jun 25, 2004

Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.
College Slice

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

RBG is going to die 3 months before the 2020 election, and by golly, McConnell will find just enough time to confirm someone.

With any luck RbG will die DURING the impeachment for the mother of all shitshows

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





Visitors cut down protected Joshua trees amid partial government shutdown

https://twitter.com/i/moments/1082709758321266689

gently caress. Donald. Trump.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Stink Billyums posted:

how bad is america's caligula going to be?

I don't know but i'm pretty sure afterwards the republicans will start saying "this isn't a republic" instead of "this isn't a democracy"

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

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Strong Sauce posted:

Visitors cut down protected Joshua trees amid partial government shutdown

https://twitter.com/i/moments/1082709758321266689

gently caress. Donald. Trump.

Why are Americans such huge assholes towards nature? lmao

Didn't some boy scout dads knock over some hoodoos in a national park last time there was a shutdown?

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/ChadPergram/status/1083505551902941185

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/LindseyGrahamSC/status/1083513840418066432

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007


This is really really really going to backfire, right?

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


He wants to take money from Florida? Is he planning to run again?

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/DailyCaller/status/1083488826486607872
:wtc:

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM

I feel like we need a top 10 list of colossally bad things he's done because I've honestly lost track

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

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That absolutely has cum on it.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

This is really really really going to backfire, right?

Of course it is.

I mean not to mention the terrible precedent it would be setting.

Saltpowered
Apr 12, 2010

Chief Executive Officer
Awful Industries, LLC

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

That absolutely has cum on it.

If it didn’t before, it will soon.

Also, how long until the rancher complains to a reporter that he can’t find his cheap illegal labor any more and regrets supporting Trump.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

This is really really really going to backfire, right?

lmfao

did you even watch the first 2 season of the show?

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Why are Americans such huge assholes towards nature? lmao

Didn't some boy scout dads knock over some hoodoos in a national park last time there was a shutdown?

We are incredibly trash and mother nature should absolutely gain sentience and purge us

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
Trump administration lays groundwork to declare national emergency to build wall

https://www.washingtonpost.com/powe...m=.d22c2148cfc8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKbx7If13Js

I'm gonna knock it down
Any way that i can
I'm gonna scream, I'm gonna yell
I don't want to have to use my hands

It's like screaming at a wall
Someday it's gonna fall

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





Can we get the next non GOP president to declare health a national emergency and give everyone health care...

These dudes are thinking short term for no long term benefit. So they're like the 2010 Senate.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.




He doesn't even know what good faith means, he's just heard democrats say that republicans aren't working in good faith enough times that he thinks it must be a sick burn.

So the democrats have been openly saying that they won't build the wall, but they aren't working in good faith, so they are going to build the wall?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014



:lol:

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

lol imagine that.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



bag em and tag em posted:

Lmao, POTUS despises the state I live in so much. He would probably nuke us if he could. Hell, maybe he will declare the whole state an occupied zone full if dangerous illegals and just wage an open war on us all. haha... ha..... poo poo

Being that your state is a huge portion of the American economy, I wouldn't worry too much

Wyoklakota ain't bringing in those GDP numbers

TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 01:54 on Jan 11, 2019

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
One state out of our 50 is single-handedly the 5th largest economy on the entire planet Earth but Jim Bob Porkbutt from Missouri has some really important information to tell us about the evils of liberal socialism from behind his hemodialysis machine in the trailer park.

Richard Cabeza
Mar 1, 2005

What a dickhead...
it’s brinksmanship. Tromp will line everything up, then at the last moment offer up something like DACA and universal Medicare. The Dems will pounce on it, trump gets his wall, then turtle boy stiffs the dems on the compromise.

this poo poo is so predictable it’s almost boring.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Catastrophe posted:

One state out of our 50 is single-handedly the 5th largest economy on the entire planet Earth but Jim Bob Porkbutt from Missouri has some really important information to tell us about the evils of liberal socialism from behind his hemodialysis machine in the trailer park.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





bag em and tag em posted:

Lmao, POTUS despises the state I live in so much. He would probably nuke us if he could. Hell, maybe he will declare the whole state an occupied zone full if dangerous illegals and just wage an open war on us all. haha... ha..... poo poo

Just want to mention how safe Kevin McCarthy is in the 23rd district of California.

When they passed that huge tax-cut in the House back in 2017(?) All the California Republicans laughed when they were told this would cost them the elections.

Then in Orange County, for years a conservative stronghold, all the GOP candidates lost, and OC no longer has any Republicans in Congress. A large part of this was the tax cut actually reduced SALT deductions.

So those GOP members lost their seats. Kevin McCarthy? He won re-election by almost 50 points. To contrast, Devin Nunes also had a safe seat, he won his election by only 12 points...

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1083531644785455104?s=19

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.






Is this suppose to be some sick burn I'm missing...

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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Strong Sauce posted:

Is this suppose to be some sick burn I'm missing...

The fact that Jim Acosta is saying any place is "quite safe" while Jim Acosta is in the area is quite ridiculous.

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