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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/Crazzyintheusa/status/1083321939815481344

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Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
Taco Bell constructing a nacho cheese-dispensing billboard in Toronto

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Hadn't the US reached peak nacho cheese by now? You shouldn't squander your reserves.

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Makes sense. When I think "Taco Bell" and "nacho cheese" I always think "Toronto".

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

No vegetables duh

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

jojoinnit posted:

No vegetables duh

Add some devil's lettuce then.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


We need a tapas and cocaine version of :munch:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Tapas and cocaine is a good username.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Thank God someone is finally going to explain this :allears:

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

Just add lime and some cilantro, that way there are greens and fruits

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1083699008688848896

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret
Honestly not that coke is great for you but the cigarettes were probably the least healthy part of that "diet" and that probably should have head the headline.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


So what I'm getting from this page is unlimited unrestricted drugs, porn and tapas.
It's not my definition of heaven but I'll come to visit.

schadenfraud
Nov 19, 2010
Speeding driver told police he wanted a kebab

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret
One side of his face is very sad about what has happened.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Snopes reports that this story is false, which I take to mean Imaginary Friend is alive and well.:unsmith:

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

By popular demand posted:

Snopes reports that this story is false, which I take to mean Imaginary Friend is alive and well.:unsmith:

I had lunch with him just last week!

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

By popular demand posted:

Snopes reports that this story is false, which I take to mean Imaginary Friend is alive and well.:unsmith:

I suppose that's better than finding out that his dead imaginary friend was actually his very real, but also very dead friend, because that's how I thought it was going to end.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



By popular demand posted:

Snopes reports that this story is false, which I take to mean Imaginary Friend is alive and well.:unsmith:

It's a safe assumption that every single jpg that's just a mugshot + headline is a fake. If they were real, it would come with a story link because it's funnier that way, or at least more details (byline, etc) in the image so you could google it up easier.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Azathoth posted:

I suppose that's better than finding out that his dead imaginary friend was actually his very real, but also very dead friend, because that's how I thought it was going to end.

So, like killing a reptilian infiltrator & discovering it is your real life brother?

26-year-old Buckey Wolfe from Seattle is in jail after prosecutors say he killed his brother Sunday night by stabbing him in the head with a three-foot-long sword.

[...]

Prosecutors said that Wolfe was hallucinating when detectives responded and appeared to be believe the detectives, like his brother, were turning into lizards.


(He's a nazi chud, but also schizophrenic. Not sure what came first, also not sure if the dead brother was a nazi)

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Krankenstyle posted:

(He's a nazi chud, but also schizophrenic. Not sure what came first, also not sure if the dead brother was a nazi)

Looks like the nazi stuff is recent and he may have been radicalised by youtube

https://twitter.com/travis_view/status/1083437810634248193?s=19

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I always supported legislation to disarm Nazi chuds , especially if they have other mental issues.
And I'm not saying that just because I'm manipulated by space lizards.

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

By popular demand posted:

I always supported legislation to disarm Nazi chuds , especially if they have other mental issues.
And I'm not saying that just because I'm manipulated by space lizards.

Or, you know, disarm people with mental issues in general? Like the rest of the world does?

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Der Kyhe posted:

Or, you know, disarm people with mental issues in general? Like the rest of the world does?

This needs a lot more qualifiers before it doesn't sound dumb and reductionist.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Der Kyhe posted:

Or, you know, disarm people with mental issues in general? Like the rest of the world does?

We're supposed to, but it's just a self-reported check box on the form when you buy a firearm.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Gum posted:

Looks like the nazi stuff is recent and he may have been radicalised by youtube

https://twitter.com/travis_view/status/1083437810634248193?s=19

dunno that you can determine cause & effect from his likes, but certainly youtube didn't prevent him from digging the hole.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Aleph Null posted:

This needs a lot more qualifiers before it doesn't sound dumb and reductionist.

Disarm this man.

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Disarm this man.

I quit being a man when I figured out I was transgender, which was sort of my point. Being transgender can be seen as having mental problems by people like the US President.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



lmao, looks like bloody hedgehog got egg on his their face

trump's brain is like windfelled apples; full of holes and worms and weird soft spots that don't taste as good. fwiw you seem ok to have a gun, Aleph :)

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Der Kyhe posted:

Or, you know, disarm people with mental issues in general? Like the rest of the world does?
To be more accurate, most of the rest of the world requires you to give a reason to own a gun as opposed to requiring a reason not to.

Gun chat tax:

Man denies turning home into restaurant despite sign over door

Splicer has a new favorite as of 13:08 on Jan 12, 2019

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Indian Science Congress Speakers Say Newton Was Wrong, Ancient Demon-King Had Planes

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


Insecure cultures are loving hilarious

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



In the US almost half the population, or something stupid like that, believes in creationism, but to be fair to them those people don't usually get asked as keynote speakers to scientific conferences

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



even in denmark where nobody goes to church except for christmas, its more than 30% who answer yes to a belief in creationism.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Why 'shoplifter'?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



image is deleted?

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Krankenstyle posted:

image is deleted?

Still cached for me I guess:

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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


jojoinnit posted:

Why 'shoplifter'?

Instead of saying "alleged" they put it in quotation marks because they can't say you're definitely a criminal until you've been convicted, because that's how the law works.

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