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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
what the gently caress

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Log082
Nov 8, 2008


Joementum posted:

btw harry reid spent most of today basically saying there are aliens in nevada

https://twitter.com/nielslesniewski/status/1083452135235338241

yeah so there's enough, like, guncam footage and reports from actual reputable people that fuckign SOMETHING is out there

doubt it's aliens though, probably just some weird rear end natural phenomenon like ball lightning i dunno

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

https://twitter.com/JagerUK/status/1083480466991271939

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

tacodaemon posted:

everything is coming unglued it's amazing

Cithen
Mar 6, 2002


Pillbug
stock market is going up, everything must be fine

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

what the gently caress

¯\(°_o)/¯

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/birdsarentreal/status/1082640713270071296

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Log082 posted:

trump is the great filter

or maybe just that climate change is unavoidable on the industrial scale necessary to get into space, who knows

Having the intelligence to expand across the universe requires the intelligence to realize that making as many copies of your DNA as possible is dumb and a waste of energy.

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

wolfman doesn't got nards

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
The Tarrant County, Texas, GOP is having a vote on whether to expel a Muslim member just because he's Muslim.

So if you've ever wanted to see someone sarcastically wearing a burka.

https://twitter.com/BudKennedy/status/1083537132847808512

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

maybe the alien alloy is what trump is going to build the Wall out of?

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Zyla posted:

chef boyardee is a dollar a can!! that means i can eat 6 cans a day :toot:

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Once again, the dems have controlled one half of one branch of government for barely a week. And Trump is already threatening to go full dictator with the entire republican party cheering him on.

2019 is gonna be wild.

Cithen
Mar 6, 2002


Pillbug
the same boomers mad at the millenials for their avacado toasts are gonna be mad when they dont have their football guacamole

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


I'm just waiting for someone to start openly masturbating on the Senate floor or something

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Zyla posted:

https://twitter.com/Wario64/status/1083393932141027329

this was a pretty interesting story based adventure game

https://twitter.com/KrekerX/status/1083399742061715456

:tinfoil:

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007


Those poor guards.

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

reminder that the wall will have enough open doors to handle hundreds of thousands of people passing through it both ways every day

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

PostNouveau posted:

The Tarrant County, Texas, GOP is having a vote on whether to expel a Muslim member just because he's Muslim.

So if you've ever wanted to see someone sarcastically wearing a burka.

https://twitter.com/BudKennedy/status/1083537132847808512

tarrant county is the most texas part of texas in that everybody unironically dresses like a cowboy there.

also our lt governor tried to give a nazi outfit press credentials and the tx senate had to remove the credentials.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
the government has bunkers full of Rearden metal

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

omg this is the lamest thing I've ever seen

I liked it when i thought trump was calling acosta a teenage girl

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


Salt Fish posted:

Having the intelligence to expand across the universe requires the intelligence to realize that making as many copies of your DNA as possible is dumb and a waste of energy.

yeah but space is neato

also i wish they'd give me some of them alien alloys

literally my job is learning poo poo about materials, the government already pays me to do that, just give me some of that alien poo poo. i'll tell you all about how it works, government. it'll be awesome. i promise.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

nice i hope they hurl poo poo at them and infect them w/ hepatitis

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Log082 posted:

yeah so there's enough, like, guncam footage and reports from actual reputable people that fuckign SOMETHING is out there

doubt it's aliens though, probably just some weird rear end natural phenomenon like ball lightning i dunno

i guess we can rule out steve scalise as the perpetrator

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

:thunk: how did the one eyed man not see this coming

https://twitter.com/simonmaloy/status/1083528625712971776?s=21

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






No way there's an election in 2020 lol

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

oh wow the gofundme to build a wall was a scam ooohhhhh no who could have predicted this dot loving jpeg2000

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Nonsense posted:

tarrant county is the most texas part of texas in that everybody unironically dresses like a cowboy there.

also our lt governor tried to give a nazi outfit press credentials and the tx senate had to remove the credentials.

If you see someone in Texas dressed as a cowboy, they're like some loving poser from Massachusetts.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


i feel seen

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


eyyyyy ol stevey grand dragon scalise aint got no balls dick or rear end :vince: more like shredded dragon eyyy

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Trump isn’t nearly online enough for this, my money’s on the tweet being a Miller joint

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



just lol

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Lol that the Prez is doing chud memes on his official mouthpiece account

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Ben Nerevarine posted:

Trump isn’t nearly online enough for this, my money’s on the tweet being a Miller joint

Yeah

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


Rah! posted:

i guess we can rule out steve scalise as the perpetrator

goddamn this is good, i'm happy to have particpated in setting this up with my shitposting

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

excited for the next Wolverine movie where he becomes a fat piece of poo poo

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Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015


You're not Ra's al Ghul. I watched him die...

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