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Jack-in-the-Bach
Oct 15, 2005


Build the poo poo mountain!

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Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
:lol: gently caress boomers

https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/1083513891332804608

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan
golfing is a crime

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



bag em and tag em posted:

Yikes I'm really internalizing the reality of the president openly and publicly talking about just fabricating an emergency as a political stunt to impose his agenda against the will of the majority of the legislature while his supporters urge him on and like... wow.... poo poo... that's really bad. It's very incredibly super bad.

We're not even to the part yet where the SCOTUS upholds it :shepicide:

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1083839493684318209?s=21

hah! what are these poors even whining about, am I right?

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

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Golfing is pretty fun, but it's not spend-more-on-a-morning-than-my-weekly-grocery-budget fun

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

LordSloth posted:

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1083839493684318209?s=21

hah! what are these poors even whining about, am I right?

"didn't have to use"? I thought they were specifically forbidden from using vacation? Am I wrong? Does it matter?

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



LordSloth posted:

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1083839493684318209?s=21

hah! what are these poors even whining about, am I right?

guillotine this dumb bitch

Holy poo poo

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

LordSloth posted:

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1083839493684318209?s=21

hah! what are these poors even whining about, am I right?

Every single person (politicians included) who excuse pay being withheld from citizens because REASONS should have all funds frozen and pay halted for them as well. No access to any money. See how long it takes them to turn into a pile of whimpering tears on the floor while begging for mercy. Pieces of poo poo.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

I really liked seeing these back to back. Something about the combination really fills me a deep venomous rage.

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

Catastrophe posted:

Every single person (politicians included) who excuse pay being withheld from citizens because REASONS should have all funds frozen and pay halted for them as well.

Or might I suggest losing their head via guillotine??

We could freeze the head afterward.

hamtaro
Oct 7, 2008

Sockser posted:

black tape = electrical tape
blue tape = painters tape
piss tape = real

lol

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

Catastrophe posted:

Every single person (politicians included) who excuse pay being withheld from citizens because REASONS should have all funds frozen and pay halted for them as well. No access to any money. See how long it takes them to turn into a pile of whimpering tears on the floor while begging for mercy. Pieces of poo poo.

I disagree. This is wildly inappropriate to do to anyone. I have a far better plan.




:thermidor::thermidor::thermidor::thermidor:

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


LordSloth posted:

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1083839493684318209?s=21

hah! what are these poors even whining about, am I right?

gently caress a guillotine, someone pass me an axe

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1083829145266782208

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009


I experienced this first hand last year in my town. Local country club shut down 5-6 years ago, and has been sitting empty and just degrading into a huge eyesore. All of the homeowners who have property overlooking or next to the golf course have banded together into this dumbass coalition to "save the country club", meanwhile a developer has bought the land and wants to cram like 500 new homes onto it. They fight each other every few months at city council meetings and such, with neither side giving in. Developer wants to make money cuz its their land, lovely boomer homeowners want to retain their property value and think people still want to play golf. The developer dumped like a hundred tons of chicken poo poo onto the old golf course for " fertilization" but we all really know it was a gently caress you to the homeowners.
https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/politics/sdut-escondido-settlement-chicken-manure-2015aug28-story.html

tldr: golf sucks and boomers suck. get hosed.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

:lol: they are going to build the wall themselves


quote:

1. The federal government won’t be able to accept our donations anytime soon.

2. We are better equipped than our own government to use the donated funds to build an actual wall on the southern border. 

3. Our highly experienced team is highly confident that we can complete significant segments of the wall in less time, and for far less money, than the federal government, while meeting or exceeding all required regulatory, engineering, and environmental specifications.

4. Our team strongly believes that we can complete our segments of the wall for less than half of the government’s estimated costs on a per mile basis.

To show the government how “We the People” can get this done, we have formed a Section 501(c)(4) non-profit Florida Corporation named “We Build the Wall, Inc.” to receive the GoFundMe contributions. Our website can be found at https://www.webuildthewall.us.

If the Democrats won't provide the funding for what the American people voted for in 2016 then we the people will. When Americans see us completing real miles of beautiful wall, we know that we will raise the many billions we need to finally secure the entire border. I am 100% committed to secure our southern border and protect Americans.


big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

LordSloth posted:

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1083839493684318209?s=21

hah! what are these poors even whining about, am I right?

Marie Antoinette lookin rough these days

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

LordSloth posted:

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1083839493684318209?s=21

hah! what are these poors even whining about, am I right?

loving hell America

just get the revolution going already

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

I am not American and also I am a bit slow. What does this mean exactly? What exactly becomes public information? poo poo like how much he pays Paul Joseph Watson and stuff? (I am actually curious about that last one)

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


LordSloth posted:

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1083839493684318209?s=21

hah! what are these poors even whining about, am I right?

This dude does not appear to have a twitter handle at a glance, I am disappointed, I don’t think he’s gofucking himself as hard as he can tbh

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:

I am not American and also I am a bit slow. What does this mean exactly? What exactly becomes public information? poo poo like how much he pays Paul Joseph Watson and stuff? (I am actually curious about that last one)

At very least, we will “discover” how much money or other grift went to lining Alex Jones/InfoWars pockets from their coverage and subsequent earth-salting of the Sandy Hook shooting.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

You ingrates got a free vacation! What more do you want?!?

Whats that? You can't afford plane tickets or hotels? Cmon they can't cost more than 20 or 30 bucks. Hell, my private jet is only $80,000/yr! That's like half the average salary, right? Christ, just rent out one of your summer homes you lowsy ungrateful little poo poo!

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Why is he talking about vacation time in the first place? Aren't they required to show up for work? I'm legit confused as to what he was trying to say.

Killer_B
May 23, 2005

Uh?

Viruswithshoes posted:

loving hell America

just get the revolution going already

Now don't worry about those demonstrators - just pump up your drug supply. So many people have hooked themselves on heroin and amphetamines since we took over, it's just like Vietnam. We had everybody so busy with LSD they never got too strong. Kept the war functioning just fine... It's easy. We've got our college kids so interested in beer they don't even care if we start manufacturing germ bombs again. Put a nuclear stockpile in their back yard, they wouldn't even know what it looked like...

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

Waffle House posted:

At very least, we will “discover” how much money or other grift went to lining Alex Jones/InfoWars pockets from their coverage and subsequent earth-salting of the Sandy Hook shooting.

Eh sounds like it's not really gonna gently caress him or anything?

Killer_B
May 23, 2005

Uh?

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

Why is he talking about vacation time in the first place? Aren't they required to show up for work? I'm legit confused as to what he was trying to say.

He doesn't know, doesn't care.

All that is important is WALL

AnoHito
May 8, 2014

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

Why is he talking about vacation time in the first place? Aren't they required to show up for work? I'm legit confused as to what he was trying to say.

Some of them have to show up for work, some of them stay home without pay, but pretty much always get back pay.

Of course most of them aren't going to be able to take the hit of surviving however many months without pay to enjoy it...

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Viruswithshoes posted:

loving hell America

just get the revolution going already

I seriously don't know what it will take for America to wake up. A month without pay and the administration is basically saying "you're lucky to still be fortunate enough to work for free" and nobody is even remotely active.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Also, contracted employees won't get back pay. They're just poo poo out of luck. We have a friend who is a contractor in DC and she's getting burned pretty bad by this.

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
lmao I hope he stops paying the military next

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/RepTjCox/status/1083798369284313088
https://mobile.twitter.com/IlhanMN/status/1083439053846994946
https://mobile.twitter.com/RepJayapal/status/1083786153378172929

MunchE
Sep 7, 2000

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

Why is he talking about vacation time in the first place? Aren't they required to show up for work? I'm legit confused as to what he was trying to say.

Half the furloughed workers are required to work without pay, the other half are required to stay home without pay.

So theoretically assuming the ones who are staying home get back pay and manage to not get evicted, it will be free time off for them.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014


Only 1 scoop, how unmanly.

Doom Sleigher
Dec 29, 2004



Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Uh oh

https://mobile.twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1083816810884022272

Think someone told him the shitstorm that would happen if he did?

You mean the awesomenessstorm?

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
https://twitter.com/BrianKolfage/status/1083849369823043584

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Tip posted:

A news editor warped Trump's face, made him a nuclear shade of orange, and added gross lip licking to his immigration speech. No one noticed until after it aired.

That's a lol

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/3k93v8/trumps-face-doctored-speech-border-security-local-news-editor-fired-seattle-vgtrn

This sounds like a Super Deluxe staff origin story.

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

big nipples big life posted:

Only 1 scoop, how unmanly.

unbigly

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

That's #blessed af

wait i mean MS 13 ANIMALS

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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
https://twitter.com/jamieson/status/1083813358321782786

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