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Zereth posted:Wait I thought this got removed? What is it doing back on here?
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Zereth posted:Wait I thought this got removed? What is it doing back on here? You'd think so, huh? But there it is, a big shining monument to how Valve A) does not give a poo poo and B) is no longer a company that makes video games.
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Space Trucker is somehow still on Steam despite being full of stolen assets from a whole load of games.
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Rotten Red Rod posted:What amazes me is that they don't even seem to care about their own IP at this point, seeing as Hunt Down the Freeman is a loving PAID PRODUCT: https://store.steampowered.com/app/723390/Hunt_Down_The_Freeman/ A game so bad you had to noclip to beat it.
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Remember that Gabe Newell Simulator is still on steam too
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This thread and the problems it highlights is the largest reason I'm cheering for the Epic store to kick in Steam's front door. The same Epic store that launched without a search function.... God help us all.
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Flannelette posted:The bad ones probably do. Yeah the old LSL games are in on the joke. The new ones aren't.
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I'm not going to stop using Steam, but I'm hoping they get enough of a run for their money that they have to at least try to get their poo poo together.
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:But surely that's just for the actual developers and artists, right? They've gotta have other staff too for poo poo like maintaining the servers, janitoring the floors, handling customer service (okay maybe not that one). They don't use their own employees for any of that stuff; they contract it out to third-party companies. Which probably works fine for keeping the buildings clean and the servers online, but maybe not so great for customer-facing work where consistency is needed and there's no management structure to provide it. Thuryl fucked around with this message at 06:54 on Jan 10, 2019 |
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FirstAidKite posted:Remember that Gabe Newell Simulator is still on steam too Yep apparently the lesson they took from Hatred and Greenlight was to never curate anything again ever. ...Or maybe it's the fact that the people who would be working on stuff like game curation (or making games) on Steam don't get the sweet, sweet bonuses that the people working on stuff like endless CSGO micro transactions get under Valve's system so no one wants to work on them.
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Loutre posted:Edit: wrong thread I mean, Urban Yeti does absolutely belong in this thread
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Posted a story about a legitimately good game in this thread: https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2019/01/09/steam-flagged-wandersong-and-more-as-potentially-fake/ Maybe the thread should be "Terrible Awful Steam"
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Can we post about non-Steam games here? I really want to know who the gently caress Gilson B. Pontes is and how he keeps getting his games on the PS4 store: https://www.metacritic.com/game/playstation-4/solbrain-knight-of-darkness https://www.metacritic.com/game/playstation-4/sword-of-fortress-the-onomuzim https://www.metacritic.com/game/playstation-4/spear-of-destiny-the-kaiseki https://www.metacritic.com/game/playstation-4/samael-the-legacy-of-ophiuchus Same with Dragoon Entertainment, which is the same guy that made Demon Rush ( https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2913491): https://www.metacritic.com/company/dragoon-entertainment-ltd Just... How? Are they nephews of someone at PSNA? Are they holding someone hostage? Do they have mafia connections? HOW?
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Sony seems to have a worse greenlighting system than Steam. Probably the only reason there aren't as many bad PS4 games is the PS4 Devkit is expensive. EDIT: According to a quick google the PS4 Dev kit is $2500, while the Xbone one is $500. And obviously PC is free. RatHat fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Jan 11, 2019 |
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Probably better than "Default Fantasy", at least.
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Final Default, where the final boss is the physical manifestation of your own debt.
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SirSamVimes posted:Final Default, where the final boss is the physical manifestation of your own debt.
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FactsAreUseless posted:An episodic tale told in eleven chapters. I only made it up to chapter 7 
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RPGMaker names are all over the place. These are just a collection of various different names pulled from the new releases, not necessarily terrible or awesome, just some stuff picked out from the rpgmaker tag.                                                Apologies for the image spam but I really need to convey the... assortment, the variety of the various titles and banners here and how they're all over the place quality-wise.
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FirstAidKite posted:Apologies for the image spam but I really need to convey the... assortment, the variety of the various titles and banners here and how they're all over the place quality-wise. Oh, Blood 'n Bikinis. Well, that's totally different.
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FirstAidKite posted:RPGMaker names are all over the place. These are just a collection of various different names pulled from the new releases, not necessarily terrible or awesome, just some stuff picked out from the rpgmaker tag. Is that diaper quest 2055 or just a bad font Does steam really have so little quality control it's selling an rpgmaker game called diaper quest 2055
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The only quality control is asking people to fork over a hundred bucks to get listed
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My sister got me Put Anna as a joke and it's not just a lazy RPG maker game, it's a lazy RPG maker game that is machine translated from Russian. Not really notable except for when I called a taxi driver a gently caress on my way to see a stronk Russian leader (not Putin obvs)
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Hemingway To Go! posted:Does steam really have so little quality control Yes, if by little you mean "none". That's what Steam Direct is - they gave a non-system with no one at the helm a name.
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Hemingway To Go! posted:Is that diaper quest 2055 or just a bad font Or?
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It's really Diaper Quest 2055: https://store.steampowered.com/app/976830/Diaper_Quest_2055/ Sadly it couldn't even do anything funny with it, it's just more stock RPG Maker assets.
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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Bideo James, The Funny Way to Say "Video Games" > Terrible Awful Games: It's really Diaper Quest 2055
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Sometimes you gotta make your own fetish games.
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The weirdest thing is that it doesn't have any terrible fetish poo poo in the showcase video or any of the screenshots.
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Dark_Swordmaster posted:Sometimes you gotta make your own fetish games. Well someone has to.
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:The weirdest thing is that it doesn't have any terrible fetish poo poo in the showcase video or any of the screenshots. I would not be surprised if someone made a short, generic RPG maker game, realized that no one going to buy it, and then lazily slapped a fetish on the title screen to try and grab a few sales.
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I am actually mildly intrigued by Nick Beard The Fedora of Destiny. That is either a decent attempt at satire or playing it way too straight. Also Teeth Skull Eight Bullet, because the way that logo is arranged makes it seem like they're meant to be the actual title and The Endless Empty is just a supertitle. e: Does the Seed of Evil go into the Pit of Evil? 
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Dareon posted:I am actually mildly intrigued by Nick Beard The Fedora of Destiny. That is either a decent attempt at satire or playing it way too straight. Forgive me, I laughed: quote:ABOUT THIS GAME
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That just reminds me of the system requirements for the Undertale soundtrack.
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https://store.steampowered.com/app/569870/Experiment_Gone_Rogue/ Around 55 sec in the first trailer for this for how you look to other people playing a boob VR game.
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Flannelette posted:https://store.steampowered.com/app/569870/Experiment_Gone_Rogue/ Nice try but I'm not giving your game more video views.
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Okay, this one got me. Too bad it's probably the typical RPG Maker garbagefest, I mean look at that inspired title card art.
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a review posted:Lapdances lock you into position over the lapdance chair with access to a button that changes the dancer. This button only works once and for some reason when you push it, your current dancer falls to her death through a trap door.... You're able to slap the dancer on her side to change her animation. There are 3 animations and she does have voice lines but these also repeat very quickly.
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