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Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

this was the joke scenario
this is the equivalent of the dog ending.
what the gently caress

looks normal to me

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Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Gundam Garfield: I Have Mondays

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Waffle House posted:

ok I will never, in my life scrapeshame again, seeing how it is I guess everyone's shame. I am weird and I just stop smoking I guess

I salute your stoutness of heart. I am weak

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Bethamphetamine posted:

Gundam Garfield: I Have Mondays

Ore-wa....MONDAY-DA!!!

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




lol someone theorycraft out what happens if the govt stays shutdown for like 2/6/12 more months, i'm bored

at what point do riots start

at what point does america cease to exist (inshallah)

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

i literally can't comprehend this scenario. my brain is rejecting it as impossible

Trump declares emergency
moves through courts
keeps government shut down and republicans let him

what the gently caress

wow it’s almost like republicans will make more money if they do this

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Lol I didn't know the aoc picture was debunked by wikifeet

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


mdemone posted:

I salute your stoutness of heart. I am weak

idk weed withdrawal lasts like 2 days at most, and the worst is kind of restless sleep for me

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

GrimGypsy posted:

government down until 2020 lol

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

i literally can't comprehend this scenario. my brain is rejecting it as impossible

Trump declares emergency
moves through courts
keeps government shut down and republicans let him

what the gently caress

This is the "gently caress you" portion of the oft-quoted "more money for us, gently caress you" gop platform

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Waffle House posted:

ok I will never, in my life scrapeshame again, seeing how it is I guess everyone's shame. I am weird and I just stop smoking I guess

it's important to use all the parts of the weed that gave its life so you could feel transitory okayness

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

cyphr555 posted:

lol someone theorycraft out what happens if the govt stays shutdown for like 2/6/12 more months, i'm bored

at what point do riots start

at what point does america cease to exist (inshallah)

March 1st is the big one

That's the day we hit the debt ceiling, if it's not solved by then the world explodes

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Bethamphetamine posted:

Gundam Garfield: I Have Mondays
Take this! My love! My anger! And all of my pasta! BURNING BURGERS!

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

TheBigAristotle posted:

even not weed I would eat these

Same. I don't like most sweets except two things. Really sour gummies and really salty licorice.

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
lol at anyone who thought this wouldn't be the longest shutdown due to Trump's ego and narcissism.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Bearjew posted:

Arfjason strikes again

Free duscat

mostly i wanna know how he's finding 9 year old posts

is he a catholic priest

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





the republican larty is a terrorisly organizatjon lol

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

cyphr555 posted:

lol someone theorycraft out what happens if the govt stays shutdown for like 2/6/12 more months, i'm bored

at what point do riots start

at what point does america cease to exist (inshallah)
here's the important ones:

2 months: social security payments stop
3-4 months: military pensions stop

both of these are basically the only reason why some states still exist

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

juche avocado posted:

it's important to use all the parts of the weed that gave its life so you could feel transitory okayness

In my weed padawan days I smoked ooze, seeds, and stems

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



TOOMR

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Admiral Ray posted:

mostly i wanna know how he's finding 9 year old posts

is he a catholic priest

lol

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

OhFunny posted:

lol at anyone who thought this wouldn't be the longest shutdown due to Trump's ego and narcissism.

As soon as it became clear he would not suffer any personal consequences for the shutdown, what motivation to play nice did Trump have?

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


juche avocado posted:

the republican larty is a terrorisly organizatjon lol

lol ya

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Inspector Hound posted:

In my weed padawan days I smoked ooze, seeds, and stems

okay lmao seeds though

literally no reason to do that

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

i literally can't comprehend this scenario. my brain is rejecting it as impossible

Trump declares emergency
moves through courts
keeps government shut down and republicans let him

what the gently caress

:yooge:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

juche avocado posted:

jesus christ if i post in fyad will you rpobe me

I can 100% confirm if you post in fyad they will probe you

kopasetic
Sep 18, 2009
figures we'd get the first cool member of congress right as the country implodes

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

Inspector Hound posted:

In my weed padawan days I smoked ooze, seeds, and stems

stems ok, seeds :chloe: thats some headache factory poo poo

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
None of this is even hard.

Saudi Arabia already figured out how to get Trump to do what they want: just pay the man. He dutifully collects and acts on bribes.

You can go on himming and hawing and wringing your hands wishing the President wasn't a kleptocrat, or you can just pay the man.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Inspector Hound posted:

In my weed padawan days I smoked ooze, seeds, and stems

stems I will not burn.

their THC content is literally nil and they give horrific headaches.

juche avocado posted:

okay lmao seeds though

literally no reason to do that

throw seeds in yer backyard

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
been goopin like mad ever since I got this new keyboard

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Billzasilver posted:

wow it’s almost like republicans will make more money if they do this

There's nobody to enforce regulations on big business now or track down financial fraud. Then there is the issue that many institutions will be permanently damaged, never catch back up, lose staff, and have moral problems.

Shutdowns are a win for the GOP. Though they usually blink because they don't want to take the blame for it down the road. This time they can just blame it all on Trump being a dumbass and get a pass so why not keep it closed?

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

I HAD NO IDEA

I GROW IT NOW I KNOW NOW

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

Admiral Ray posted:

mostly i wanna know how he's finding 9 year old posts

is he a catholic priest

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

Admiral Ray posted:

mostly i wanna know how he's finding 9 year old posts

is he a catholic priest

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Admiral Ray posted:

mostly i wanna know how he's finding 9 year old posts

is he a catholic priest

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
otoh this could be a trial balloon negotiating tactic like literally hundreds of things trump has considered.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Admiral Ray posted:

mostly i wanna know how he's finding 9 year old posts

is he a catholic priest

What's gotten up fyad's rear end these days anyway

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

MysteriousStranger posted:

There's nobody to enforce regulations on big business now or track down financial fraud. Then there is the issue that many institutions will be permanently damaged, never catch back up, lose staff, and have moral problems.

Shutdowns are a win for the GOP. Though they usually blink because they don't want to take the blame for it down the road. This time they can just blame it all on Trump being a dumbass and get a pass so why not keep it closed?

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Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Chokes McGee posted:

What's gotten up fyad's rear end these days anyway
all their good posters left long ago

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