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Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

The weirdest thing is that it doesn't have any terrible fetish poo poo in the showcase video or any of the screenshots.

That would require doing any work at all instead of using the RPG maker stock assets. It's not a fetish thing, it's just banking on people buying it as a gag gift based on the title alone.

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SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

I thought Seed of Evil was one of those rapey platformers not one of those rapey rpgs

OutOfPrint
Apr 9, 2009

Fun Shoe

Flannelette posted:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/569870/Experiment_Gone_Rogue/

Around 55 sec in the first trailer for this for how you look to other people playing a boob VR game.

This reminds me of Eroico, or whatever that game was. It looks like a pretty normal, slightly above average game, then, WHAM, tiddies.

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Bideo James, The Funny Way to Say "Video Games" > Terrible Awful Games: WHAM, tiddies

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
i dont see what george micheal has to do with this at all

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!

sneakyfrog posted:

i dont see what george micheal has to do with this at all

Steam will absolutely be your sexual freak these days.

It will be your educational lover.

Don't be scared.

It's a tits and rear end world you gotta be prepared.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
my lame joke didnt deserve a bard but here we are.

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!
You don't get what you deserve, you get what you need.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/841590/Boat_Adventure/

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Alien Rope Burn posted:

You don't get what you deserve, you get what you need.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/841590/Boat_Adventure/
At this point, in the yool 2019, I have to question if this is a "terrible" game. There's no creepy sex stuff, or surprise anti-semitism, etc. Unless it's mining bitcoin or something, you get exactly what you pay for, for less than a buck.

Gynovore
Jun 17, 2009

Forget your RoboCoX or your StickyCoX or your EvilCoX, MY CoX has Blinking Bewbs!

WHY IS THIS GAME DEAD?!

SardonicTyrant posted:

At this point, in the yool 2019, I have to question if this is a "terrible" game. There's no creepy sex stuff, or surprise anti-semitism, etc. Unless it's mining bitcoin or something, you get exactly what you pay for, for less than a buck.

It would have been a decent game in 1985.

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2

Flannelette posted:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/569870/Experiment_Gone_Rogue/

Around 55 sec in the first trailer for this for how you look to other people playing a boob VR game.

quote:

EARLY ACCESS REVIEW POSTED: DECEMBER 7, 2018
Product received for free
Update:

This game changed from event pretending to being an fps, to being a stip club simulator boasting of "jiggle physics". Not the direction I was hoping this would go in. Avoid this 'game'.
So apparently this game went from being yet another uninspired VR futureshootmans game into being yet another uninspired VR boobs game after the initial release lol

Assepoester fucked around with this message at 01:21 on Jan 13, 2019

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

I thought Seed of Evil was one of those rapey platformers not one of those rapey rpgs




Doesn't seem too particularly notable, just another rpgmaker game but tits

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!

Gynovore posted:

It would have been a decent game in 1985.

1975, maybe. 1985 was the year of Super Mario Bros, Space Harrier, Gradius... so, no, it's been a long, long time since something like that was interesting.

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


FirstAidKite posted:




Doesn't seem too particularly notable, just another rpgmaker game but tits



Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Turok 2 also has a big titty priestess so you're golden

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

FirstAidKite posted:




Doesn't seem too particularly notable, just another rpgmaker game but tits

Defilement? Explore the upper AND lower parts (of the city)? I'm getting the message here.

Tobermory
Mar 31, 2011

FirstAidKite posted:

Doesn't seem too particularly notable, just another rpgmaker game but tits

Except it's published by Kagura games, so it's scummier than one could possibly imagine.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.
Under what category should I be reporting that godawful NPCs game?

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

puck

Discendo Vox posted:

Under what category should I be reporting that godawful NPCs game?

"inspiration for a future mass shooter"

Quicksilver6
Mar 21, 2008



Discendo Vox posted:

Under what category should I be reporting that godawful NPCs game?

“An affront to everything we as humans have ever valued”

E: also “Gabe, please stop counting your money and try to care about something again.”

Quicksilver6 fucked around with this message at 10:23 on Jan 16, 2019

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
"These developers are hiding a cool rare knife from you Gabe, you must shut them down to get it"

il serpente cosmico
May 15, 2003

Best five bucks I've ever spend.

Palpek posted:

"Bookworld" was supposed to be pretty hardcore:



I hate quoting a post from two years ago, but this looks like an early 20th century German Expressionist Woodcut of Gambit vs Mystique

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

FirstAidKite posted:




Doesn't seem too particularly notable, just another rpgmaker game but tits
A significant improvement over its original title, Death Cum.

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Less grinding more wet slapping sounds 8/10.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

FactsAreUseless posted:

A significant improvement over its original title, Death Cum.

Death Cum: The Cum That Eats People

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

FirstAidKite posted:

Death Cum: The Cum That Eats People

A sequel to Killer Condom (which had HR Giger working on it)

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






FirstAidKite posted:

Death Cum: The Cum That Eats People

So that's what happens when you blow someone eating The Stuff

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Honestly it's just Robin Thicke's new horror outing, Death Cum: Son of Death Bed.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

FirstAidKite posted:

Death Cum: The Cum That Eats People
This is just The Stuff

McSpanky posted:

So that's what happens when you blow someone eating The Stuff
Nice

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

FactsAreUseless posted:

This is just The Stuff

Oh yeah

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


YIIK: A Postmodern RPG released a couple of days ago and was brought to my attention.

While it seems to disguise itself as a regular game - more and more people are posting screenshots and videos from it showing that it's in fact some amazingly terrible thing. The tryhard guy with the beard and glasses is a self-insert of the main dev:

https://twitter.com/DNAbro/status/1086426951131160576





(Two Brothers is the dev's previous terrible game)





Palpek fucked around with this message at 00:31 on Jan 20, 2019

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
Two Brothers? I remember getting it from some bundle I think, liked the GB aethetics, then found out it was never finished before being apparently abandoned? Why refer to it in another game? Or did he go back and finish it some long rear end time after?

e: IIRC it was unplayably unfinished, you couldn't really do anything

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.
This is looking absolutely incredible.

Iirc two brothers is playable and completeable, but makes no sense as resources ran out and they had to sort of suddenly terminate the "plot" on a downer ending, like a bad clone of a bad limbo clone. No wait that was just "Brothers".

claw game handjob
Mar 27, 2007

pinch pinch scrape pinch
ow ow fuck it's caught
i'm bleeding
JESUS TURN IT OFF
WHY ARE YOU STILL SMILING

Zanzibar Ham posted:

Or did he go back and finish it some long rear end time after?

Apparently we are five years into claims of it being "remade". It still can't be purchased anywhere as far as I know. The fact that the new game also has a lot of bug issues sort of speaks to "this will never get done unless another coder comes on".

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!
It's also got a bizarre, incoherent, and deeply patronizing rant about grief:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UIcy86Pbmg&t=264s

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Alien Rope Burn posted:

It's also got a bizarre, incoherent, and deeply patronizing rant about grief:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UIcy86Pbmg&t=264s

This guy can shove his ugly pompous vanity project up the entire volume of his rear end.

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!

McSpanky posted:

This guy can shove his ugly pompous vanity project up the entire volume of his rear end.

Yeah, that had me really pissed in a way I couldn't even really communicate for about five minutes before I my brain jumped in and reminded me that's just it's the ignorant nonsense words of a self-obsessed garbage developer that that amounts to literally nothing. Thanks, brain.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Alien Rope Burn posted:

It's also got a bizarre, incoherent, and deeply patronizing rant about grief:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UIcy86Pbmg&t=264s

LEMONADE

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.
This stuff deserves a real comprehensive LP. Yikes.

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Kikas
Oct 30, 2012

Alien Rope Burn posted:

It's also got a bizarre, incoherent, and deeply patronizing rant about grief:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UIcy86Pbmg&t=264s

If anything this shows how bad the video game voice actors situation is. If as a VA you have to go as low as this game, the situation is dire.
I mean writing bad dialogue in video games is nothing new, but having people read it out loud? That's just cruelty.

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