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SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Grundulum posted:

(1) What happened to a South African man in the original location?
No, it's just that Dakar used to finish in Africa. This year's race is set entirely in Peru.

Humphreys posted:

It's a great race but wow there sure are a lot of deaths in Dakar history:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Dakar_Rally_fatal_accidents

Probably not up there with Isle Of Man TT but still amazing.
The list includes the founder of the race :getin:

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


SelenicMartian posted:

No, it's just that Dakar used to finish in Africa. This year's race is set entirely in Peru.

The list includes the founder of the race :getin:

In a helicopter crash

Potrzebie
Apr 6, 2010

I may not know what I'm talking about, but I sure love cops! ^^ Boy, but that boot is just yummy!
Lipstick Apathy

SelenicMartian posted:

No, it's just that Dakar used to finish in Africa. This year's race is set entirely in Peru

Pft, should have made it a challenge and renamed it "Paris to Lima".

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Potrzebie posted:

Pft, should have made it a challenge and renamed it "Paris to Lima".

With all the different vehicle types they might as well add Trains and Planes too.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



The race was switched from the old route over terrorism concerns, though, so Paris probably wouldn't make a good starting point.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
long long towbar

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





SelenicMartian posted:

https://www.motorsport.com/dakar/news/kamaz-karginov-disqualified-spectator-incident/4322778/


They moved Dakar to a completely different continent and still found a South African man. A very stupid one.

That's a bullshit penalty, there is no way anyone in that vehicle could have felt that tire going over a dudes leg and have any clue they had hit him.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Lamprey corolla

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://i.imgur.com/oG2jTWX.gifv

Relentless
Sep 22, 2007

It's a perfect day for some mayhem!



Nooooooope. Nope nope nope.

Super cool piece of tech. Not enough money in the world to get me to operate it.

jemand
Sep 19, 2018


Somehow, this reminds me of when a caterpillar chomps down on leaves.

https://i.imgur.com/ov5t5mB.mp4

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Load bearing cellophane.

Doom Mathematic
Sep 2, 2008

Nenonen posted:

Load bearing cellophane.

I think that's just tape!

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.
what do you think tape is?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
cellophane is more of a british word for tape than in america. here it mostly refers to plastic wrap

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Watermelon Daiquiri posted:

what do you think tape is?


in this case, optimistic

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

Raskolnikov38 posted:

cellophane is more of a british word for tape than in america. here it mostly refers to plastic wrap

kinda ironic scotch tape seems to be more of an american term. :v: and all it is is a more strengthed/thicker cellophane with weak adhesive, after all. Hell it might even be the same polymers

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005

Raskolnikov38 posted:

cellophane is more of a british word for tape than in america. here it mostly refers to plastic wrap

Uhhh are you sure

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Watermelon Daiquiri posted:

kinda ironic scotch tape seems to be more of an american term. :v: and all it is is a more strengthed/thicker cellophane with weak adhesive, after all. Hell it might even be the same polymers

quote:

The use of the term Scotch in the name was a pejorative meaning "stingy" in the 1920s and 1930s. The brand name Scotch came about around 1925 while Richard Drew was testing his first masking tape to determine how much adhesive he needed to add. The bodyshop painter became frustrated with the sample masking tape and exclaimed, "Take this tape back to those Scotch bosses of yours and tell them to put more adhesive on it!"[4][5] The name was soon applied to the entire line of 3M tapes.

hah, neat.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

thats probably why scrooge mcduck is scottish

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Raskolnikov38 posted:

cellophane is more of a british word for tape than in america. here it mostly refers to plastic wrap

You're thinking of the genericised brand name sellotape, perhaps?

Fornax Disaster
Apr 11, 2005

If you need me I'll be in Holodeck Four.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Oh, I get. it. Because the Scottish are cheapskates.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
“Jew Tape™” would not be as acceptable today.

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

GotLag posted:

You're thinking of the genericised brand name sellotape, perhaps?

say what you will, but j.k. rowling is a name genius. 'Spellotape' indeed.

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

The Dark One posted:

My dad likes to tell a story of mechanical engineering students in the 70s getting their hands on some lab's laser and painting a dot on the ground in front of people as they walked around campus. IIRC they figured out to make it about a foot wide so lessen the chance of blinding people.

University students and the 70s? There's no way in hell they gave a moment's thought for anyone's safety.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Grundulum posted:

(2) The crew can protest the disqualification, but only after the race is finished. What’s the point of the protest, then?

Probably would get your participation fee back or something. Also, justice!

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

Relentless posted:

Nooooooope. Nope nope nope.

Super cool piece of tech. Not enough money in the world to get me to operate it.

Why not? I don't see why that couldn't be operated remotely or even by an automaton

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://i.imgur.com/raR7oMt.gifv


"How was work today sweetie?"
"Oh, you know, the usual. Blasted off the end of an aircraft carrier and then shot into the air on an experimental rocket to test out the first insanely dangerous iterations of ejection seats."

I assume and hope they were crash test dummies, but you never know

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Memento posted:

https://i.imgur.com/raR7oMt.gifv


"How was work today sweetie?"
"Oh, you know, the usual. Blasted off the end of an aircraft carrier and then shot into the air on an experimental rocket to test out the first insanely dangerous iterations of ejection seats."

I assume and hope they were crash test dummies, but you never know

read some thread on here long ago talking about people who went through ejection and it tends to instantly crush your spine. It really is an only do if certain death is the other option option.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

Memento posted:

https://i.imgur.com/raR7oMt.gifv


"How was work today sweetie?"
"Oh, you know, the usual. Blasted off the end of an aircraft carrier and then shot into the air on an experimental rocket to test out the first insanely dangerous iterations of ejection seats."

I assume and hope they were crash test dummies, but you never know

How tall do you have to be to go on this ride? I wanna try

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

LifeSunDeath posted:

read some thread on here long ago talking about people who went through ejection and it tends to instantly crush your spine. It really is an only do if certain death is the other option option.

Compacts rather than crushes, I vaguely remember combat pilots allowed 3 ejections before being medically retired?

Reign Of Pain posted:

How tall do you have to be to go on this ride? I wanna try

Doesn't matter but max 3 goes before you're too short :yayclod:

NoWake
Dec 28, 2008

College Slice

cakesmith handyman posted:

Compacts rather than crushes, I vaguely remember combat pilots allowed 3 ejections before being medically retired?


Doesn't matter but max 3 goes before you're too short :yayclod:

Just make the planes smaller?

Honestly thought in the navy/air force, shorter pilots have more going for them.

Tafferling
Oct 22, 2008

DOOT DOOT
ALL ABOARD THE ISS POLOKONZERVA
Has Lowtax secretly worked as a government experimental pilot?

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
I thought the 3 ejection thing was not so much because it would kill you as by that point you've blown up hundreds of millions of dollars of military hardware and whether that's incompetence or just bad luck you need to stop doing it.

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

haveblue posted:

I thought the 3 ejection thing was not so much because it would kill you as by that point you've blown up hundreds of millions of dollars of military hardware and whether that's incompetence or just bad luck you need to stop doing it.

John McCain

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