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TotalLossBrain: Oct 20, 2010; Hier graben!

Powershift posted:

ELECTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES

# ? Jan 15, 2019 00:35

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# ? May 28, 2024 18:34

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

twistedmentat posted:

I just realized no fries, What's wrong with fries, you orange dump? You can't have an all American burger without a pile of golden french fries!

the fries are on another table with Domino's pizza

not joking

# ? Jan 15, 2019 00:36

Pussy Quipped: Jan 29, 2009

I thought they would at least take the food out of the packaging and serve them on the platters that way but this is so much better.

# ? Jan 15, 2019 00:36

boar guy: Jan 25, 2007

THEY WOULD HAVE FLOWN IN KOBE BEEF YOU STUPID gently caress

they probably offered the food for free, after he mentioned it in the press conference, and that's why it is what it is

# ? Jan 15, 2019 00:36

Sockser: Jun 28, 2007; This world only remembers the results!

if the kitchen staff is furloughed then who arranged the filet-o-fishes onto those nice silver platters

# ? Jan 15, 2019 00:36

FlapYoJacks: Feb 12, 2009

Not even a single non-meat dish. :allears:

# ? Jan 15, 2019 00:36

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

The Glumslinger posted:

Trump's lunch got delivered

Jesus Christ I think this guy really is a c spam mod

# ? Jan 15, 2019 00:36

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

It is absolutely butt-gently caress insane to me that he actually bought McDonalds, Burger King, and Wendys. It's like what a child would imagine a feast to be.

# ? Jan 15, 2019 00:36

jre: Sep 2, 2011; To the cloud ?

The Glumslinger posted:

Trump's lunch got delivered

nice country, good job

# ? Jan 15, 2019 00:37

Zeriel: Nov 6, 2004

Telsa Cola posted:

Im the little dishes with the sauces in them.

I'm the tray of unused forks.

# ? Jan 15, 2019 00:37

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Update

https://mobile.twitter.com/nwlc/status/1084582756288471043

https://mobile.twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1084933208750387200

# ? Jan 15, 2019 00:37

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

You know that if literally any other president did this it would be seen as a quaint attempt at trying to seem relatable instead of President Fat Bitch being a fat bitch.

But would they do it like this? A giant rear end smorgasbord of fast food like a child's idea of what a fancy party looks like?

E: I'm the photographer taking fifty attempts to get a clean shot as he struggles not to laugh.

# ? Jan 15, 2019 00:38

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

imagine getting to go to the White House for dinner and you get there and all you get to eat is a Fish Delight and some stale fries.

# ? Jan 15, 2019 00:38

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/RiegerReport/status/1084955468882235393

# ? Jan 15, 2019 00:38

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

boar guy posted:

nothing is worse than cold fries. those burgers are probably 45 minutes old

Lol you�re kidding right? It probably took that long to just get through security with all that poo poo, not counting drive time, sit outside wait time, setup time. They�re 2 hours old. Min

Burt Sexual fucked around with this message at 00:41 on Jan 15, 2019

# ? Jan 15, 2019 00:39

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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

You know that if literally any other president did this it would be seen as a quaint attempt at trying to seem relatable instead of President Fat Bitch being a fat bitch.

Like if Obama was like "the shutdown happened so instead of making the kitchen staff work for free I ordered by junk food for everybody" then he would be getting roasted by FOX News for weeks for the crime of only having small packets of ranch.

# ? Jan 15, 2019 00:39

FlapYoJacks: Feb 12, 2009

My balls are in another dimension.

The Glumslinger posted:

Anyone else remember all of the poo poo that Bill Clinton got in the 90s for liking McDonalds?

Wow, there is video too

https://twitter.com/hunterw/status/1084954858254405633

Tag yourself, I'm the dishes with all of the sauces

# ? Jan 15, 2019 00:40

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/markknoller/status/1084952300307836928

# ? Jan 15, 2019 00:40

Castor Poe: Jul 19, 2010; Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

Do you guys think he took it out of his 2020 campaign slush fund?

# ? Jan 15, 2019 00:41

big dyke energy: Jul 29, 2006; Football? Yaaaay

I can't I can't

It's so loving stupid. It's all been loving stupid I absolutely can't believe this happened

The loving sauce packet tureens

# ? Jan 15, 2019 00:41

filmcynic: Oct 30, 2012

Would it have killed him to spring for one of those giant McDonald's coolers full of watered-down orange drink? I mean, this is a special occasion.

# ? Jan 15, 2019 00:42

Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

lmao all those ornate candleholders and fancy platters with fast food on them. Amazing.

# ? Jan 15, 2019 00:42

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

The Glumslinger posted:

Trump's lunch got delivered

Lol, it's like the movie "Big".

# ? Jan 15, 2019 00:43

Norton the First: Dec 4, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

Outrail posted:

But would they do it like this? A giant rear end smorgasbord of fast food like a child's idea of what a fancy party looks like?

E: I'm the photographer taking fifty attempts to get a clean shot as he struggles not to laugh.

Donald Trump is literally Richie Rich from the Macaulay Culkin film of the same name.

e: only much poorer

# ? Jan 15, 2019 00:43

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m: Apr 16, 2017; IÍÌÌ° ÍÌ¯ÌÌ«Ì¹Ì¯Ì¤AÒmÍÌºÌ© ÍÌ¬AÌ¡Ì®ÌÌ ÍÍÌ±Ì« KÌ¶eÍgÍ.ÌÌ»Ì±ÌªÍÌ¹Ì

Castor Poe posted:

Do you guys think he took it out of his 2020 campaign slush fund?

And spend less on slurpees???

# ? Jan 15, 2019 00:43

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

Did Wendys et al ~~bribe~~ make a campaign donation for the free publicity?

"Hey! Do you know who I am? This is great publicity just give them to me for free!"
"Sir, this is literally a Wendys drive thru"

# ? Jan 15, 2019 00:44

LordSloth: Mar 7, 2008; Disgruntled (IT) Employee

I�m gonna dine like the President tonight!

# ? Jan 15, 2019 00:45

Captain Splendid: Jan 7, 2009; Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

I hope he ate it all himself.

# ? Jan 15, 2019 00:46

it dont matter: Aug 29, 2008

https://youtu.be/RP83kn5aYxo

# ? Jan 15, 2019 00:46

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Like if Obama was like "the shutdown happened so instead of making the kitchen staff work for free I ordered by junk food for everybody" then he would be getting roasted by FOX News for weeks for the crime of only having small packets of ranch.

Why are you quoting yourself? You some kinda cspam mod?

# ? Jan 15, 2019 00:46

LordSloth posted:

I�m gonna dine like the President tonight!

Did you know that piss is actually not sterile? It's only your own which is safe to drink.

# ? Jan 15, 2019 00:46

wuffles: Apr 10, 2004

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/hunterw/status/1084954858254405633

seriously if you haven't clicked this video...click this fuckin video

trump: "haha we sure have a lot of food here, I'm really curious how much will be left after its over. I'm just curious for laughs haha"

reporter: "..."

trump: "but seriously I'm wondering how much of this great american food will be here when these guys are done haha I'm just curious for laughs haha I'd like to eat some of it"

# ? Jan 15, 2019 00:47