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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

haljordan posted:

america fuckin owns lmao

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gregday
May 23, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4JN3lnaeQ8

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Destroy My Sweater posted:

do you think trupm will tip the pizza boy

no, but he might hook him up with franklin graham if he's cute

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


ASenileAnimal posted:

lol the whitehouse is going to smell like oil, farts, and ketchup for weeks

going to?

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

BEAR GRYLLZ posted:

it's even better: he believes every person is born with a finite amount of total energy like a mana pool or something and that exercising only burns it up faster, causing you to die earlier

Deffo, I just didn't think I had the space to explain. Trump not dying of a heart attack is one of the many signs there's no God.

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

Augus posted:

this shutdown is gonna last forever and it’s only gonna get weirder and weirder as Trump spends more weeks cooped up in his house, dehydrated from domino’s-induced diarrhea, the help all furloughed

The shutdown is going to get 3x bigger when the rest of the government shuts down in September.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

I mean I would have thought this too, and I don't discourage anyone from thinking/saying it.......but didn't we have that story last week where the president of NBC or someone got invited to dinner at his place and it was a big mac and the dude was like lol ok?

this is just Trump being Trump

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

Pls don't dox me and my release party :colbert:

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

I'm the completely expected absence of Taco Bell

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

TRUMP

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

those secret service guys better have kept the receipts or there will be hell to pay

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Epic High Five posted:

lol, attacking him for eating proletarian food is the dumbest possible approach

just hold a mirror up to it buddy, your fuckin commentary isn't necessary nor is it helpful

Filet o fish is trash

MisterFister
Jul 6, 2003

Sticking it to THE MAN, assuming THE MAN is an innocent casual dining restaurant.
Jesus christ my brain is broken and I love him

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/hunterw/status/1084960392122720257

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Watch teump win beczyse of this

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

WHY IS OUR PRESIDENT SO WEIRD

augias
Apr 7, 2009

mcdonalds stocks are rising fellas!
Im rich!!

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
A packet in every platter

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.

Offensive Clock

lmao forever

the trumpiest day in history

TRUMOP

Pomp posted:

WHY IS OUR PRESIDENT SO WEIRD

trump

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

OhFunny posted:

The shutdown is going to get 3x bigger when the rest of the government shuts down in September.

march is the debt ceiling and lol if you think we're not headed over that cliff

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004


turmp

DiscountDildos
Nov 8, 2017

If you compare Donald Trump to all the presidents throughout American history, there is absolutely no doubt that Donald Trump is the most current president.

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

ASenileAnimal posted:

lol the whitehouse is going to smell like oil, farts, and ketchup for weeks

President Ivanka is going to have to have the place bulldozed and have a new Trump House be built upon the ruins.

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

I'm lol'ing so hard

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
thank you trump thread for providing me new lols :newlol:

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


a candlelit mcdonald's dinner

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
theres only one thing i can say about this wh dinner... im lovin' it

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Epic High Five posted:

lol, attacking him for eating proletarian food is the dumbest possible approach

just hold a mirror up to it buddy, your fuckin commentary isn't necessary nor is it helpful

whether or not he was rich before the presidency, he's loving rolling in laundered money from dictatorships and backroom deals now

so really people should be talking about how he continues to be an enormous loving cheapskate

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


I seriously just want the Red Death to just dance through the room at the end of all this and kill them all with plague because for real what could possibly loving top this

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l87mUcKC6UY&t=41s

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



liberals are so loving dumb

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



this is probably the happiest he's been in years

good luck, Republican reps, now "shutdown" is permanently entertwined with his pleasure centers

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Damo posted:

lmao forever

the trumpiest day in history

TRUMOP


trump

we get at least 2 more years of this beautiful man and his amazing intellect

augias
Apr 7, 2009

1 clemson quarterback is a dewam boat. Its terue

2 trump is gonna stiff whoever went to buy all this food

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



i'm the tasteful arrangement of Filet o'Fish in a X pattern

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Roosevelt posted:

those secret service guys better have kept the receipts or there will be hell to pay

he's not gonna pay for it

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I think I'm going to eat Wendy's for lunch tomorrow now. Wendy's is the best

PsychoInternetHawk
Apr 4, 2011

Perhaps, if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque.
Grimey Drawer
This is maybe not the best thing to do a few days before encouraging Dems to eat a bullet and end the shut down

But it's the dems so whatever I guess

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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

there is absolutely no chance Melania is in the white house right now

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