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Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/hunterw/status/1084960769312210944
what a day this is

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Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.

Offensive Clock

Roosevelt posted:

there is absolutely no chance Melania is in the white house right now

who do you think picked up the mcdonalds

gregday
May 23, 2003

cool that the White House is being used to film the sequel to Mac & Me

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

Hoping Mueller drops some poo poo tomorrow so we can be certain that Trump receives the news while in the throes of some apocalyptic diarrhea

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SKULL.GIF posted:

a candlelit mcdonald's dinner

modern day presidential!

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



What's the German word for trying to show you care but it looks to everyone else that you're saying "Go gently caress yourselves, and eat poo poo from my entire rear end"?

Because....*gestures vaguely to the platters of dipping sauce*

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
he's literally about to burst open from too many spiders

DiscountDildos
Nov 8, 2017

Roosevelt posted:

there is absolutely no chance Melania is in the white house right now

Can't believe she didn't want to get in in that big mac photo op

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
wild that alabama was the real winner in the end

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Well, it's a little unconventional, but I'd actually recommend pairing a dry red with the BBQ glazed chicken tenders,

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

Imagine how lovely ultra conservative chik fila deals right now lol

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


I cant handle this

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.






MattO
Oct 10, 2003

Those burgs were probably cold as poo poo by the time the players got hold of em

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

2DCAT posted:

Imagine how lovely ultra conservative chik fila deals right now lol

friendship with chik fil-a ended

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
the backup plan: have melania cook

https://twitter.com/Emma_Dumain/status/1084960780020314113

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/Emma_Dumain/status/1084960780020314113

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004


this is the presidency

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
this is the most trump poo poo ever, lol

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

I’ll gladly give you a government tomorrow for WALL today.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

lmao

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.

Offensive Clock

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

incredible, burgin harder than anyone has every burged

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:yeshaha:

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

2DCAT posted:

Imagine how lovely ultra conservative chik fila deals right now lol

Oh drat, where was the low level campaign by the right to inject cfa into his diet, what a missed opportunity

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
https://twitter.com/gideonresnick/status/1084957961431191553?s=21

BILLIE JEAN

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




lmaoooooooo, "Hey Melania, Karen, we've got 150 people coming over for dinner tonight, whip something up for them"

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


cspam spent all of december obsessed with fast food and strombolis

and then trump comes and unveils this

with great power, comes great responsibility...

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

did he just refer to Ivanka as the second lady?

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

those are certainly the only two options ever available

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:woop:

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Dinner with papaw tonight…he made 1200 burgers for all 6 grandkids and I'm the only one who showed. 😢 love him,

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

if only someone could have seen this shutdown coming and prepared, alas

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



the white house culinary staff is nonessential but the white house band is?

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
does it seem weird that trump seems to only like white football players

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



this is going to be talked about forever, like when Jackson invited all the common folk in to eat from a big cheese wheel

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Augus
Mar 9, 2015



A man hands you a loaded gun, cocks it, voluntarily bites down on it, stands perfectly still, and waits patiently for you to pull the trigger

and you still miss

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