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It really is amazing that we get top grade material daily. Today it's a hamburger buffet, yesterday was Wounded Knee, the day before that was "the White House isn't in chaos, I'm the only one here!".
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Jan 15, 2019 00:55
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Oh yegods! My roast is ruined! /
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These athletes will have to run extra laps tomorrow, thanks mr. Prez for making sure they won't spend the day kneeling. Just squatting over a toilet bowl.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:No Papa Johns?? Anti-Abortion Pizza fits better with his base.
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Jan 15, 2019 00:57
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wuffles posted:seriously if you haven't clicked this video...click this fuckin video My favorite part is the end of the video, where he's like, "You should grab a burger! Grab a burger. Grab a burger!" Like he was trying to make it sound like he was telling someone to get themselves a burger, but he clearly desperately wanted someone to take a burger and give it to him off-camera.
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Pussy Quipped posted:don’t worry y’all. trump said dinners on him You know this is the reason - because of the shutdown, there's no money for hosting the event, so he opted for the cheapest food he could think of, which also happened to be his favourites.
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Jan 15, 2019 01:00
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mobby_6kl posted:He actually did the absolute retard lol, this one really got me. I thought he was joking. Nope, actually serving cold fast food to guests at a White House event. I’m dying.
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Jan 15, 2019 01:01
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nooneofconsequence posted:I'm the guy whose job is to tastefully arrange Wendy's S'awesome packs in the fine silver. I am seriously losing it over this, and I don’t even know why. This is art.
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Jan 15, 2019 01:04
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the writers of this simulation have officially jumped the shark
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tpink posted:lol, this one really got me. I thought he was joking. Nope, actually serving cold fast food to guests at a White House event. I’m dying. Is it possible they had something else planned for the dinner and since he just started blabbing about McDonald's and Wendy's he was like "welp I can't look like a liar now"? Kinda like when he said "they found lots of parts and ports" yesterday and he kept doubling down that they found parts?
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Let's not forget that a big reason he eats fast food is fear of being poisoned. But now he's gone and poisoned a whole football team, or whoever the Clemson Tigers are  And with no food inspection going on, soon we will all be poisoned, to death.
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Jan 15, 2019 01:13
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You might think this stunt was Trump trying to be folksy, playing to his working class (poor) base, when reality he loves this garbage food and thinks this is a grand gesture.
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Jan 15, 2019 01:15
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Many, many fries
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I'm surprised there wasn't a Ketchup fountain
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Jan 15, 2019 01:19
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:King Watch 4! 4 primaried Republicans! Ah! Ah! Ah!
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Jan 15, 2019 01:21
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LOL King said the quiet part loud that all Republicans are thinking, and they are upset about that. It's even more of a LOL that it took them weeks to do anything about it.
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nooneofconsequence posted:Trump's lunch I am dead, it is dark, and hell is hot
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Tip posted:My favorite part is the end of the video, where he's like, "You should grab a burger! Grab a burger. Grab a burger!" Like he was trying to make it sound like he was telling someone to get themselves a burger, but he clearly desperately wanted someone to take a burger and give it to him off-camera. I just hope the only thing left when everyone leaves is a mountain of untouched fast food salads
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Convex posted:The President of the United States, a 72 year old racist conman reality TV personality with a series of bankrupt businesses who allegedly launders money for the Russian mafia, has appointed his family to key government positions, regularly promotes books and TV shows made by his supporters on Twitter, promoted a conspiracy theory that the 44th POTUS was a Muslim terrorist without a US birth certificate, defended literal Nazis on television, and is literally so mentally ill that he cannot spell or form complete sentences. lol e: lmao Call Your Grandma fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Jan 15, 2019 |
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Roundup Ready posted:gently caress, the Whitehouse bathroom is doomed Like they didn't install mega-toilets with built-in grinders on November 9th 2016.
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Jan 15, 2019 01:31
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nooneofconsequence posted:Trump's lunch  "Congratulations, Clemson Tigers! You just finished the season 15-0! What are you going to do now?" "I'm going to eat Wendy's at the White House!!!" loving lol
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Jan 15, 2019 01:37
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a new study bible! posted:It is absolutely butt-gently caress insane to me that he actually bought McDonalds, Burger King, and Wendys. It's like what a child would imagine a feast to be. Oh that's perfect, its 100% what a 10 year old dreams about when he's upset that he has to eat his broccoli or he won't get any ice cream. Is he going to want to have 2 hours of uninterrupted Nintendo time after?
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Jan 15, 2019 01:37
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at least he didn’t serve them Quiznos
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Call Your Grandma posted:lol it's actually p funny when you put it like that lolol
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Jan 15, 2019 01:41
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The liberals and fake news media would tell you that the White House plumbing was under attack tonight. Wrong! - we have the Best Engineers on the job, and we love them. And now you too can get your official Trump - Pence 2020 MAGA Poop Knife, only $49.99 + s/h.
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Jan 15, 2019 01:41
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Imagine being the team that finally beat Alabama and yet Alabama could hold it over you that when they went to the white house they ate actual food with forks and knives and a president that wasn't making GBS threads himself while rambling about nonsense.
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Jan 15, 2019 01:42
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ratbert90 posted:LOL King said the quiet part loud that all Republicans are thinking, and they are upset about that. He will never resign, western Iowa racist af.
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Jan 15, 2019 01:44
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I can't stop laughing at this. The only thing better than 300 burgers are 300 burgers that have been sitting on a silver platter for 2 hours so everything can congeal and taste even more terrible.
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Jan 15, 2019 01:45
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We've all joked about what a fast food loving, bitch-tit having, diaper filling lardass he is. But loving LMAO he really did serve ice cold big macs and stale fries in the loving state dining room of the white house. I'm loving dying.
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duke 2015 ncaa basketball champions: we had dinner at the national archives, in front of the constitution, bill of rights, declaration of independence clemson: 2019 national football champions: we had mcdonalds...
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Jan 15, 2019 01:52
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:We've all joked about what a fast food loving, bitch-tit having, diaper filling lardass he is. Imagine how good of a burger and fries the loving WH chef could make too lol
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benitocereno posted:I can't stop laughing at this. The only thing better than 300 burgers are 300 burgers that have been sitting on a silver platter for 2 hours so everything can congeal and taste even more terrible. imagine the smell. like you left a carton of french fries on your passenger side seat and forgot about it for a few days. stale grease stench permeating everyone and everything. whole white house stinking like a fry cook at the end of their shift.
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I'm still laughing to myself hours later about this, the retard has really outdone himself I just can't get over tables and fine china that have hosted Kings, Premiers, and Prime Ministers for a century, being used to serve fast food Truly dignity has been restored to the Presidential office  
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Imagine Trump greeting his guests, "If you guys like sea food, we have about 30 filet o fish over here."
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